to the hair. In fact, it is easier. Some have long hair and others don’t. Much depends on the face. Someone really with long hair looks like a cigarette shot. I have a acquaintance, a slashed machete. And try to tell him that he looks like a pitcher. There are still handsome guys like Brad Pitt in his youth. And here those with long hair really look like girls even from close distance. Although girls-anime girls like them very much, because they look like their favorite characters.

April 7th is Jackie Chan’s birthday. 62 years.

Thank you Comrade Chan for our happy childhood! and :)

<Angelofnet> Red: A real Indian will not criticize someone else’s knot letter for uneven handwriting!

WhatsApp is introducing end-to-end encryption:

The whole internet is full of that nonsense. It is not yet known how it will actually work.

YYY: The economist (a serious British edition) wrote somehow that for a complete conspiracy, it is necessary to talk at night, naked, in the midst of the field in a thunderstorm. And it is not the fact that the interlocutor will not give you up...

I can imagine the next film about James Bond.

Best comments to the Vodka Museum in Smolensk:
" Was there a museum?"

Problems of goat and cabbage in the usual multi-storey:

The child car lift did not drive alone, the weight small
She went to school with a self-driving car, so she drove.
I went to the library alone.
with selfie
Without a portfolio.

Looking for a cheaper metal rental?
Circle, six-sided, tube and square 95x18 is available. call me!
Yandex Direct gasoline, so terrible... Tube and square of steel 95X18!!! to
For me, as a welder, this is wildly fun)))

Wu: "A triangular hole with a diameter of 30x40, welded to the upper bottom of the tank". I announce today a day of fun. and ;)

The god failed with the election of the chosen people... thought that the son would be a god by his father, and he was a Jew by his mother.

Once after a heavy snowfall, I was driving to work, catching a girl colleague on the way. The roads have not yet been cleaned up, and they were all running in a row on a row. At the intersection with the main prospectus on it just passed in front of me a tractor, leaving the shaft, which I even broke, but knocked. In general, it was not possible to get out of him, put the girl behind the wheel, went to push. I pushed, I pushed - no, the girl is very bad driving, she can't catch the crack, she gases so that the grip starts to smell. And behind it is the turn, many bits, but help to push no one. In general, I drove out the girl, I am driving, I say, go, pretend that you are pushing, only bend more later - and, six immediately came to help...

After the appearance of Putin’s guards, Medvedev should create a company of musketeers.

I enjoy a clear sound with a light smell of flowers.
My wife washed her headphones.

XXX: I’m waiting for the master to install the curtains. We agreed for 10-10:30.
10:00 - No master, no calls either
10:30 is the same.
11:00 is the same.
I get up and go to training.
11:30 AM – SMS
You cannot even imagine.

What is SMS?

xxx: "I am waiting at 10:45 at your entrance"

I go past the school, and there the big trees were ripped and laid there... the little thing 1-2 class with anxiety crawls through this "forest":
My friends, we are white people!
A thin, stubborn female voice:
Galia, and I am a hammer!
You are a hamster.

YYY: Your video sounds late
XXX: It should be so. The video is located on distant European servers, and as we all know from the example of a thunderstorm, the image (light) is transmitted faster than speech (sound).

I sit with Laura and hear a conversation.
I do not hear you.
Good that you don’t hear.

>> It’s about the long hair.

Because the wrists against the hair themselves are the same pudders and fools.
The imagination is so arranged that if someone does not look like him (he / she) himself, then you need to be treated urgently.
Beware of the wall with your "authoritative opinion"(tm).

You have strange feelings when you give a jacket for 3 thousand rubles to a cleaner for 2 thousand rubles.

And one of the worst awakenings in my life was when I laid off both hands. I wake up by the alarm clock, pull my right hand out of under my head, and it falls on me from above! Warm, soft and completely alien. The same with the left. The alarm clock. Sometimes I get up - my hands talk, like two spaghetti, chew. I turned off the alarm with my nose, sensitivity to the limbs in a couple of minutes returned, but I do not sleep in this posture anymore)

The dress code. worked in school. One day the inspection commission arrived and after the inspection took the director an excuse for the appearance of the employees: some young teachers saw knees, and one in the pants "evidently drawn buttocks." The trousers, by the way, were classic and of dense fabric. And the one who wore them stated that she was ready to walk in ballowers, but at the expense of school.

Flight from Frankfurt to Moscow. After landing and stopping, the people naturally jumped up, ignoring the staff’s calls to stay in place. The doors are closed, people stand tightly pressing to each other, balancing hand luggage on the back of the seats closest to the passage and breathing gently into the back of the front – the usual picture in general. In the tail of the plane only I and a young girl with a three-year-old child. Among the people standing in the passage, a well-dressed, elderly woman is disturbed. She turns, moves from foot to foot, pushes the passenger in front of her. Finally, he can’t stand and screams to the front of the cabin: “People, go ahead!”
The boy opens his eyes wide and asks, “Mom, and the door has already opened?” Why don’t we go out?"
Mother says the doors are closed. And what does the aunt then push?", asks the little girl, "she is afraid that she will be taken back".