[12:33:04] britt_artem: the vampire chubbuckle - a story worthy of Beckhambet
[12:33:11] PAlkovnic: doo
[12:33:18] PAlkovnic: hope to patent urgently
[12:33:49] PAlkovnic: and he will be in love with the school teacher, the old lady Shapoklyak
[12:34:16] britt_artem: a good botanic from an ancient clan fighting vampires
Britt_artem: but she doesn’t know about it
[12:35:05] PAlkovnic: and his best friend will be Gena, the crocodile man.
[12:37:28] britt_artem: and only in the moment of a happy triple geronto-zoophile coitus will they find out who they are. Let the fight begin! and Sparta!
[12:37:38] PAlkovnic: ((rofl))
[12:38:06] britt_artem: well and special effects there are all sorts of, bloodshed sperm chuburashka and even with it... Well Beckhambetov knows what to do about this.
[12:38:17] PAlkovnic: exactly
[12:38:25] britt_artem: and I will call him Cheburecula

XX: They are all lying.
Take the dog, he’s not lying.
I have a cat =)
Cats are hypocrites :)

Please wake me up at 7 pm, I need to work.

The cat went into the bathroom and didn’t get out. His husband tried unsuccessfully to get him out.
With the voice of Zyglov: "And now Mukhnatý! I said it was cool!" :D

Raf: I still have a small factory.
Cat: Oh you are!
What does he produce? and [
RAF: It does not produce
Raf is a processing plant.
Mmm, it is interesting!
Raf: a fish processing plant
Raf: This is how I call my cat.
Cat: ))))) *ROFL*

The musician:

At night, the stomach hurts... I decided to play the synthesizer for distractions... after a while, Mom goes into the room and says:

If you play at home, you can’t have a miniature! and let me sleep!

– is
That is you, shit.

I grieve sadly.
She attacked Tuska.
A hundred times sad.
The Russian language

SYSTE
As a child, we organized competitions - whose cat will finish the finish faster.
Everyone has swallowed, and my stand is swallowing its horns.
Then op
fucking
as drowning

Walking with a young man, he was operated for circumcision not so long ago, while erecting the pain is terrible.
I: How do I want you to get me away faster?
He said, “No, no, it’s up again!
I: Well think of anything, a cemetery for example, the dead.
He said: Aaa!He got up even more!!! to
O_O

How did he lick his that recorded our sex on video via web camera.
She was removed.
I: Come yourself, look for it and if you find it you will remove it.
She came and formatted my disk (((

D.T is: explain to the child the meaning of the word "lapidary".
Well, I say that "laconic" is short, restrained, compressed, and "lapidary" is even shorter, more precisely, dry.
Well, for example, the labyrinth style is used on the tombs when they write "Love me." I remember. See also"

The child is listening attentively, looking at me with wide open eyes and repeating "on the tombs... wait..."
I am completely serious, not understanding her surprise "yes-yes, yes, I understood yes"
Q. In the tombs?  Where are they waiting for him? O_O
I have to admit, it didn’t hit me right away, it took 10 seconds, but then 20 minutes of rust in the wild bump :D

xxx: I came up with how to call people who love to talk "no"
XXX: The Nude

Stop being jealous!
I am not jealous! I didn’t say, “Tell me her name, I’ll go and kill her!” The name I know. I will go and kill.
Dennis O_O

xxx: I came to the thought here... imagine all Orthodox will believe that soon the end of the world, will run to temples, to paint sins... here babah, the end of the world and so on... and all in the last seconds think that they were faithful to God... figak, and there Shiva

XXX: killed another boss in another raid
xxx: I sit in the entrance, nervously smoking with the "borne" look
xxx: comes out a neighbor, asks with a smile: "What, killed whom?"
XXX: I answer that yes.
XXX: She looked at me like that.

From the series "admines joke".
I went into our house, holding a thermos with coffee in my hand.
He focused instantly:
Do you get hot water from work? and :)

I was now carried to death by a tattooed grandfather, in a costume, healthy gold rings and listening to the modern pop-electric mosaic... If the car was a green six, I would be taken out of it by the sanitarians.

The cat was castrated a week ago, but it did not stop targeting. In the evening, Mom calls the veterinary clinic, where all this was done in order to consult...

Men’s Voice: Clinic No**, I listen.
Mom: Hi, a week ago you castrated a cat, and there is no result, the cat continues to target. (After about 3 minutes describes all the details of castration, etc.) The man listened silently. I finished.
You’re sorry, of course, but I’m careful.

in the tubes.

I am you < 3.
What is less than three?! to

We had fun too.
One patient was cut off an appendix.
I ran into the chamber, told him that everything was OK, the operation to remove the kidney was successful and I dropped it.
Q: Now there are doubts: did anyone say that doctors also love April 1st?! to