The elderly began to register the middle daughter’s mailbox. The younger made hysteria: “I want my mailbox!!!” Sitting in the mailbox too!!!" A long oral I went out to cook, asking the elderly to read him or include the cartoon.
I say silence. The older ones turned out brilliantly: placed the younger (he is 3 years old) in a cookie box, announcing that it is a mailbox. Sitting there was comfortable, by the way.

The Neighbors:
The Virgin Oret:
Seriously!! and Sergei! He begins to cry, Serzhengkaaa! Fuck the shit! I hate you! The cock!
Again a complaint: Seriously!

Well, then you can approximately imagine a person’s reaction to this answer:
Do you have the tubes tied? (A question to me from an unfamiliar aunt on a walk - I went with three children)
And with you?
I thought she would sink...

I thought here. It would be cool, twist the scraps into the auto-responsor, like in the ash. Here you are watching a filmmaker fit, someone writes to you, and he fights and communicates, saying, "Distance, disgusted, not for you my online burns."

Better a man in a sleeve.
In the sleeve? Maybe in the hands?
No, it is in the sleeve that it is more reliable.

I bought a pack of fresh soil for transplantation of indoor flowers, and it is sold only in a very large package. In general, all were transplanted, and the land remains a third of the package. She closed it tightly and put it in the warehouse.

On the weekend, the husband for some reason used to this warehouse, stumbled on a bag with soil. He asks, what is it and if it is necessary. I answer: "Do not touch, this is my land!". Now he rages over me, calls me landowner and capitalist.

Only a man of undoubtedly great talents could have thought of calling his daughter Sodoma.

Sleepless: Though some household object, electric appliance still remained "unintelligent"? Clocks, scales, refrigerators, washing machines are all smart! I don’t even remember the Japanese smart toilets, although, probably, it’s still exotic for us.

Serg2255: I have a socket for a cup of coffee – it’s a grid from an old feed unit. It performs the function very well. It is not clever.

Who else remembers the difference between fluid and fluid?

Among the residents of Crimea conducted a survey: how to correctly say “to Ukraine” or “to Ukraine”. It turned out that in the opinion of the Crimeans is correct “from Ukraine”.

From the discussion of the topic "The author of the text for the "Total Dictation-2015" was Yevgeny Vodolazkin":
A: I used Wikipedia to get acquainted with the author. I read, Russian in white: "Lives in St. Petersburg." Well, I’m in shock to tell you! How! → How can you live with such a name in St. Petersburg? Why has Eugene not yet changed her for Badlons?

The peak of idioticism on my part was to open the article "Spoiler" on the lounge, and, having caught those same spoilers there, also to offend somebody.

Very helpful :

It is very helpful!!)) An old Soviet film. The place of action is a beach, a few families rest.And drunk young people get to them in every way.Defending, the positive main character accidentally inflicts a deadly injury on one of the villains.Now and the whole film, in fact, the disassembly-judgment-evidence of eyewitnesses. It seems, in the end, the hero was given conditional, and the prosecutor resigned.


The middle of the white day, Lenfilm, 1983.
According to the materials of A. Waxberg's court sketch, based on true events.
In principle, the theme of the film, at one time much discussed, has not lost its relevance now.

Relatively difficult work and pay. I've heard one Amuzginsky bike a long time ago (as far as I can pass on).
The Dinner. After work, the carpenter sat on a stone covered with skin. and rest. There were no secrets for him in his craft and every job was on his shoulder. He was honored and respected for his work. A young soldier jumped to him on a hot fighting horse.
The thief! In the battle, I bowed my dear cloth, fix it and I will pay you well.
The carpenter, looking slightly at the bended sword, dropped the skin from the stone on which he sat, laid a cling on it and sat on them, after which he showed the warrior an absolutely flat cling.
and how! But you did nothing! Anyone can just sit here.
The master didn’t even grieve, but simply put his sword on the stone again and sat on them again. Then he handed over to the warrior exactly the same bended clut and said, “Sit down yourself!” The Dinner...

This quote from 2011:

xxx: In order to prevent fires and combat them, 25 icons were sent to Krasnodar region.
Here is modernization, here is Skolkovo, and here is nanotechnology.
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The authorities instead of the engineers decided to point the sticks, everything is clear.
In his time, Tamerlan was taken away from Moscow by prayer.

A year ago:
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A acquaintance said:
In the kitchen with my husband. My husband is watching news on TV. After a while, thoughtfully says: Lena, first you were going to go to Egypt to rest. There was a coup. Then you decided to travel to Thailand. The opposition was also upset. You spit on everything and said that you will go to rest with your mother in Ukraine. Look what’s going on there now? Lena, stay at home!
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Will Lena be sent to the United States?

Vampire masochist occasionally entertained with the asshole circle

andreeva_anka: dick, dots in concrete columns are not duplicated. These are the marriage tricks. They like, who knocks louder and louder is the main guy in the village. In our village, a boy loves a iron man on an old lighthouse pillar. the ring, the whistle and the thunder throughout the district... but the bird feels like the most important bird :-)
lrlay777: Interestingly, when I found some piece of armor somewhere in my childhood and started melting them on the iron door of the basement (I liked to watch the sparks fly) did many in this large house of two hundred apartments call me the first barrel of the district? ))) (It was about 10 p.m.

Parents gave life and upbringing, no one disputes, but I was born to get a three-room and not a two-room apartment from the state, so I believe that I have a completely legal right to its part.

The online shopping forum:
Please tell me what to put a baton, I ordered a baby hat I LOVE MAMA, and the seller sent I LOVE PAPA, this inscription was fundamental to me, there are no questions about the quality of the hat.