I bought a laser printer :)
YYY : ))
XXX: Sorry there was money, and then the gifts were given :)
YYY: and why?
XXX: Hz to be honest...
YYY: ahah))
XXX: We went online check-in for the plane today
XXX: and there should have been printed landing cards
XXX: nothing works
I went and bought a printer.
YYY: rju fucking))
XXX: Overall, the most expensive printing two leaflets in my life came out :)

A good family is when there is someone to give with joy.

I had a neighbor — a charming grandfather, intelligent, good-hearted, non-drinking, probably therefore good-hearted. And he had an old friend, they fought together. Also the grandfather is funny, intelligent, really cynical and sinister, also non-drinking, probably therefore - cynical and sinister.
And my neighbor, Ivan Palych, or simply Palych, terribly adored animals of all kinds. And the hamsters with white rats at his house lived and two dogs, old already, they left the house and with him almost did not go out, and the homeless poor - all kinds of dogs and cats and birds, he always fed, and it was necessary - so he treated at his own expense.
And somehow, a front friend of our Palic drew him a cat. Very very small. He said - found, to give up - so it will end up, sorry. I knew that the palic, a good soul, would not throw out the cat.
He didn’t throw the thumb. Asked the neighbors, the acquaintances, could not build anywhere, and left for himself.
The cat grew up, a funny face, neighbors loved it - his painful color was unusual and his ears were huge. Everyone cuddled when grandfather and cat walked out. Grandpa with a stick, and on the shoulder like glued, cat, the eyes are half-closed, only the ears are healthy - here and there, like locators.
And was walking, next to the Palic. The tail of the pipe is important. And only Palych knocks on his shoulder and squeezes slightly - the cat immediately ran a little and jumped his grandfather on his shoulder! When he was small, he had to sit down, and as the cat grew up, there was no need - a bird flew on his shoulder.
Time passed and the cat grew. We told Palic in a joke, that a friend of your front has swallowed you - brought a tiger, now it will grow up and you, Palic will eat!
Laughing and laughing, and the cat mulled out, oh, what a joke! The differences from ordinary cats became visible not when we weighed him for interest and it turned out he, an elephant, weighed 16 kilograms, and not when he jumped straight from his grandfather's shoulder, kicked out the deceitful dogs who thought to snatch the cat. And even not when jumping on the shoulders of grandfather, he often beat him out of balance and they bowed forward, the good grandfather was old though, but sports, never injury happened.
The differences became visible when in the evening at Sberkassa, at Palic, the lovers went to live up with the pension of the elderly and the elderly.
The car went behind the stool. From there he jumped. The lover of tomb and retirement money never realized that he was stuck in his neck, trying to stifle, while the back legs of this thing, huge captures instantly scattered his leather jacket, craftsman and stuck to the ribs.
The goat spoke so that not only his followers, but everyone in general, fled in horror. He was also in the ambulance. Oral until the doctor, in the process of dealing with the situation, promised him, if he did not shut down, to sleep him, but not for a while, but forever. The anesthetic colt, sister (silent so, only few heard), prohibited.
The next morning, the cat came to sleep. We gathered all around and wanted to defend the hero. But the wounded Palic came out, brought out a wreck. There was clearly a cat's body. gave to veterinarians. It turned out that the goat broke our heroic cat, the goat brought it home, and the cat died there.
The doctors looked at the package and left. They submerged and left... And Palych left the same evening for the country and returned in October.
That is all.
Unless I add about non-drinking cynics. About the cunning, non-drinking cynics. Late in the night, the day I was attacked, I was smoking at the entrance. And here, the front friend of Palic is by my side, with a package wrapped up, in the entrance - a shaft.
And in October, the Plych from Dacia came. We immediately noticed it – it came back! And whoever did not recognize him - the grandfather goes with a rod, and on his shoulders lies a huge cat of incomprehensible color...

The Bible says the rain lasted forty days and forty nights.
They called it a terrible disaster.
In Peter, this is called summer.

No, it is right:
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In the clinic in the schedule of doctors line "TRAWMOTOLOGIST". So I imagine:
Welcome to Doc. I am injured.
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The simple Rastamanian doctor just wraps the grass :)
Welcome to Doc! I would like to have a mouthpiece of grass ;) Haile Rastafaraya!

XXX: Have you seen someone else?
YYY: About the cockroach? ? saw
xxx about the cockroach? A movie about what a cockroach.
YYY: There was a big cockroach.
If for you this is a cockroach, then I will never go to Belarus.

We called the cat, we called Google :)
XXX is responding :)
In 5-10 years it will be like this:
Yyy: You go to the kitchen, there the cat sits and meets to eat.
You are "Okay Google, what do you want?"
Yyy: The cat responds
YYY: The phone is responding
yyy:Computer is responding
yyy: Clock, refrigerator, dishwasher, dishwasher...
You understand it. xD

Reference in the gplei to some left distance meter:
I work in the invision, the executor of the execution through hanging... I always had a problem could not catch the height of the loop with the dashboard and the height of a person... and with this app everything became much easier and the work got right on the stream...

However, there are a lot of such clearly stiff replies.

Well, what a people, we love to count other people’s money to mindfulness! In order to become a musician, you need to have the ability to have, to finish the school, and then try to climb into the philharmonic. And the regular seats in the orchestra are much less than the musicians. And in general, not work, dumb or dumb, for 2 bets, nonsense! It is not to dig the earth. And the designer is not a job, but a pleasure, so it is difficult for him to pay, it is not difficult for him to draw, the computer itself does everything. And the artists are shameless, painting something useless to society. And in general, the work should be hard, exhausting and unloved, and otherwise there is nothing to pay for.

The first time I saw a bottle of 200 grams of vodka:
Who is this bottle of vodka for?
For children... For children...

To teach classics and languages - very great, if not one but... A lot of people can not remember the correct writing of words in their native!!! The language cannot be written correctly without errors. But crying out "We are not on the exam and I have a dysgraphy at all" is easy. Something too many of us disgraphics, almost every first illiterate comrade.

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I have a party! I worked in a company where the business owner immediately fired those who wrote illiterately. I am happy.

with geektimes in comments on the topic that monkeys bite optical fiber in India

“The monkeys destroy all wires.”
Generally speaking, we have the causes of most problems with the Internet roughly the same.
YYY: Yes, only the monkeys bite the wires have gone through a difficult evolutionary path.
zzz: Remember the school fairy tale about “passed” and “learned”

xxx, I am sitting at home now, behind the note, as I usually look at all the treasures, chewing bread, and here next to me a bird is landing, well I throw him a piece of bread, and then what hell does this bird do at my house?? to

xxx: Can you out of any three words come up with a plan to enslave the world?
YYY: I don’t know
xxx: let's check: shovel, shovel, asymmetric
yyy: We create a network of plants for the breeding of chickens in different countries of the world. We secretly modify their genetic code to remove the superworms. In sufficient quantities release super-kinkle in open waters. tk. It is adapted to habitat in virtually any water, and soon thanks to genetic experiments it grows in numbers and becomes a dominant species. Next, we use an asymmetric acoustic signal, which affects the speck and changes its genetic code according to a pre-worked algorithm. Kilka turns into cute pups, which people are happy to take home as pets. Using the same acoustic signal, we command the bullets and order them to destroy most of the population of the planet, including the leaders of world powers and other powerful people. We suppress resistance and use the remaining people to create a new world order. We swallow the puddle on the hole, we are beautiful.
Q: Is it serious?

In order for the stomach not to frustrate from hunger, fill it with cabbage, cucumbers, salad (which leafy, not Olivier) - in general, all kinds of non-calorie vegetables. And drink water from the refrigerator: a glass of cold water = minus 6,000 calories at least.

Yes, you will be far away than you can see.

Q: Do you know what Micheal surprised? I can’t get out of the table of laughter.
by :?
X: Miha graduates from the institute this summer, and he is reluctant to go to the army, and he has a friend, a plastic surgeon. And here, drunk, I don't know why they got drunk, Meika persuades, to make him a certificate of the change of sex. It looks like a joke joke, but a friend of Miche's man's word, and the certificate does. Not to miss the certificate, and Miha goes to the passport table and handed over the passport to replace the gender. He comes, receives a passport, looks at the floor, shows it to his friend, rides together. I would not have known about it. But here, Miha rests, and comes to the hospital, in the registration require a policy and passport, look at the difference in sex and send Miha on three cheerful letters. Now Mia complains to me, does not know how to live further, says if he leaves as is the problem with the hospital, a friend to give a second certificate refuses and cries.

My wife, seeing me pick up my phone and go to the toilet all the time, asks: “Are you in the playroom?” andquot; =

x: 92% of the ocean has not been explored, you can’t claim that seaweed doesn’t exist

In extreme cases, money to a shelter or to the Australian rabbit protection fund can be transferred while alive. Just like by giving everything to a young wife (if you are not afraid that she will whistle with the gifted property, not waiting for death).
But, strictly speaking, only minors can bypass the will, not adults. We have a misunderstanding because of the bad tradition of sitting with mommies on the fingers of the years up to forty-five, and in fact a child is a minor in the care, an adult son or daughter should be full-fledged capable people and earn loved ones on their own.

Humor: Being in a sober mind and a hard memory spent all the money before dying.

And here I stand at the tram stop, I think: in my hands two children, one and a half months, respectively.
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How can a man from one woman have children with a month difference? Or not one? Or a mistake in the text?
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It’s a year and a half, not a month.