From the news today: "In the Kostrom region began to sanctify emergency areas of roads". The first reaction - "oh, the daddy is tormented!"

I watch Terminator 2, there the Terminator captured the police car, hit Conor John and got all the information in 1988 in 2 seconds!! to

When is Half-Life 3 coming out?
New album by Nirvana.

In the army, like: round is carried, and square is rolled. Here I stand and look at the snow in our part. The square. It was right, they ran.

Women in the office burn.
The first "blin, as the ear itches" and the finger in the ear itches
The second, thoughtfully not distracting from the monitor "if the coca is itching, you badly wash it";

In Barnaul there is no village of Hueta, there is Kueta. Many here give what is desired for real!! to

She: Let us abolish the rule that all the girls who come to visit you must be cut off?
He is... Okay. They will be cut off or required to do general cleaning.
She: the second hasn’t yet been ? but let’s cancel both?
He: I am already going to global concessions – an alternative that is...

After a long dispute, it turns out he was right.

He said, “Have you eaten?
I have eaten...
He would just eat you!

I noticed one pattern. All the stories about the purchase of the iPhone start this way: worked (a) 1.2,3 years. He did not eat, did not drink, and refused everything. I accumulated (a) on the iPhone 3.4,5... But all the joke on the topic of the iPhone starts like this: If you have a fucking Android, then you are a poor thing! There’s no money for a normal phone, so don’t open your mouth that the iPhone is shit. by Zy. Coatshredderadmin

Not much yet, and I would definitely give the pi"duel, the happy snowboarder I have met since December of the month to this day, with the board when I go home from work.

We watch today "the fall of the Olympus" in the cinema. At the end of the film, the moment is so exciting: the main character taps a code on the headboard that will stop the launch of missiles to prevent the destruction of America. He is dictated by a literal digital password... He shouts in panic: "all right??? Why does the system not turn off?and "
And here from the hall a compassionate cry:" JMI ENTER, EPTA!and "
How damn I was... Because it just helped!

A friend told me how he was named when he was a child.
His mother returns home with her newborn son, named Daniel. They meet their relatives at home. And his mother-in-law looks at them with a surprised face and says, “Who have you brought?” We were waiting for Alex."
Since then he has been Alexis.

Discussions on one of the sites about the closure of Disney LucasArts.

How could the 1313 be closed? Too cruel for Disney.

Too tough? You are talking about the boys who killed Mufasa.

xxx: The iPhone can change the center of gravity when it falls. This will avoid damage to the most fragile parts of the device during the impact.
In order to shift the center of gravity, a container of compressed gas may be integrated into the device, which is activated at the moment of the fall.
yyy: if the gas is pepper then the second application of the iPhone opens
YYY: guys gathered to smoke on the staircase - once throwed their iPhone under their feet
The main thing is not to jump.
zzz: jumped from the taboo - and he shot in the pants

In America, even dead presidents are always smiling.

We had an announcement with a friend in the city. At 3 o'clock in the evening, we are already tired of donelzia, there are somewhere else 10. I stand, I have a hose with a clayster in my hands, my friend has a paintbrush. We stand, we lay, we lay. Suddenly from behind the voice - A voooooot who sticks the pillars with advertising!!! I only turn around, there are two hoppers standing, I see they want something. The friend does not pay attention to them, sticking to the announcement. One of them after reading the text (from the moment of the voice 5 seconds passed), screams loudly: Molodci!!! and pulls his companion by the sleeve, they go with a barrel of barrel. Text of the announcement: A set in the section of kickboxing is published.
Z is. Half-weight Master of Sports

Girls, don’t get offended by goats! You have to shut down the garden in the garden...

The city said that the traffic jams were the fault of motorists (ECB Stail)

The xxx:
1st "Chanson of the Year"
The Kremlin Palace
with the support of the Ministry of Culture.

I cannot combine these three words together. Two can, but there are three... No words.

YYYY :
With the support of the puppy

It’s still a shit... Remember, in Barbuda
I saw a sign on the bus: Barnaul-
Hooted...

Go down more, you are the short-sighted Hueta, and there is the Quetta!