At work (leader and lawyer):
Shash, tell me, what kind of shit do I pay you?? to
Yu: – Roman Olegovich, and you ask your wife, or I don’t like to boast.
Yeee... in my natural... in my

From life, three friends communicate:
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Zzzz: I want to.
YYY: And I have both hands for it.

One of the stages of adulthood is when the thought of being found in cabbage is preferable to the thought of having sex with mom and dad.

The genius lives in each of us, we just have to wake him up.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Review of headphones on Yandex.Market
Disadvantages: In the 2nd month of use, these headphones have become Vlagodskirchevy, since then, the cable has never turned into a sophisticated and complex pattern. The problem is solved by using non-normative vocabulary and a couple of minutes of concentrated work with the fingers.
When the wind whispers in my ears :)

I have angelic patience.

It looks more like a demonic phobia :(

...
And then I realized that my life was not the one I dreamed of. I made a lot of mistakes and was afraid to correct them. What I can get much more.
That the people around me are not exactly what I need. And that happiness is so close, you just need to take a few decisive steps toward it.
Hey, you tell me exactly how you met a neighbor with a 4th size on the staircase cage?

xxx: the photo is not too old) show nothing
xxx: I can take one from the winter to the mail tomorrow as I went to the slide
Better in the summer than at sea.
I don’t have any of those.)
YYY: do something
Where will I take the sea for you? Only with Photoshop.
The sun, the sea is enough for me. I am interested in the rest of the composition.
XXX: What is the rest?
The Hemingway old man!

xxx> for yesterday's not received phone call from you you called in the day?? to
xxx> that wanted =)
yyy> hotel
yyy> there further accepted from me
yyy> we have agreed on everything :)
xxx> and
xxx> go to...

All4u: to me the 14-year-old onionmeasle from the seaweed wants to add
All4u: I’m in love
All4u: It includes 3 of my favorite qualities of women
Fedor: 14 years old, a man and a man?
All4u: Aha

It is absurd, sneezing, to break the nose on the table.

She (10:02:27 6/04/2012)
What is AC/DC Famous?

He (10:02:52 6/04/2012)
We break up.

During the meeting with the Patriarch of all Russia, the minister of justice with such speed swinged the boilers at his father that their reflection did not have time to disappear.

Can there be several educations at 22?
xxx: I mean not a tumor, but educational education

Yesterday, a neighbor brought back a diaphylmoscope, which I gave her children to see.
The kids said the sound didn’t work :)

To scare off the hooligan on the street perfectly established phrases such as: "Shurry straight, I am already rubbish". Or, “Hear, you can go where you went or stand where you stand.” Option: “You hear, you can stand where you went or go where you stand.”
After such phrases, it is best to quickly hide or, in extreme cases, strike a strong leg in the perineum. In any case, the advantage is on you, as the hooligans are confused.* is

Scientific article on linguistics.

I left my girlfriend three weeks ago. Yesterday I removed it from the contact and added it to the block. SMS comes on the phone: I did not expect this from you.... PPC removal from contact is more painful than separation! ))

FR: Only Shash realized how cool we had admin (Sancho). Our working day begins exactly at 9 a.m. He always came at 11 a.m. and scratched greatly from the main. A week ago he came at 8:30 a.m., sat by the front door, sits... It was exactly 9.05 a.m., the gentleman comes in, Sasha screams at the whole office – “Well, where did you wear you, gulon? I have all the hospitals, all the morgi called!" And while the deer is in the wool - the statement is swirling and the barrels fall...

I felt like a girl today, after sex with whom the man turns and falls asleep. My today in the riding position ends (I am not yet), slides off me and turns to the comp to sit in contact

When she looked at me and said that she was carrying a baby from me, I was so pleased, - says Andrey, - By the way, they say that a condom protects against pregnancy - it is not true! I used it, and Loba got pregnant anyway. And again, Luba told me that her grandmother was black - and here, a generation later, it came out: my son is also black.

When asked whether he was embarrassed that his wife was a prostitute, he replied: “No! When I first approached her, I was her first and last customer. Ask her, she will confirm. And when I approached for the second time, she was no longer working, just three months in the same place - she was waiting for me. He loves simply. andquot;