Q: How is your new one?
WOW: No of course. He is strange.
HH: You are very puzzling.
B to T. He writes VKontakte his status, and he himself evaluates it.
He is a fool (((

You’ll never guess what I bought!
I am (a modest woman of 23 years old): Kinder?? to
The Samba!

A review of the game mouse:
XXX:I gave my son for his birthday, he likes it very much, he is happy every day.I quote his words-"I take every cw with this mouse, some of the hecks are flying".If honestly I didn’t understand one word =)

The Crusader told me. When he was young, he walked through the forest with a small dog. And here out of the forest comes a healthy cockroach with an outlet. The dog is the first thing to attack the crab, so to speak, to whip and serve before the owner. The cowboy stopped, turned and attacked the dog. The dog realizes that the forces are not equal and begins to scratch from the cock. Where to get rid of the cockroach in the forest? Well, of course, to the feet of the master... Never in my life has my saint climbed trees so fast...

You are as short as the scriptwriters of the STS series.
Wow, this is offensive...

Recently I called my mom and a voice cried in the bell said: "Mom, I hit a man, he is lying in the hospital, I urgently need money!" I stood next to me at that time. It took her two seconds to find out what to say. She saw that the caller’s number was hidden and asked, “Did there be any witnesses?” The divider on the other side of the pipe clearly did not expect such a question, and answered that no, there was no.
As a real son, go to the hospital and catch him!
I am proud of my mother.

Tell me, uncle, that’s not easy.
Chechnya burned by fire.
French is given?

I sit yesterday in Excel cells linking formulas that would count the "total" from different indicators. The younger brother comes. He watches for a moment, and then, with the sight of a knowing man, he says, "Che, in the excellence you cuddle!and "
Yyy You discouraged him, told about object-oriented programming languages, pascal, turbo-pascal to si?
You know my younger brother: the head above me, the boxing KMS. I thought, yeah his. Let him think I’m not a cool programmer ?

XXX: What does it mean that the sims have magnetized??? ...be...who has a brain liquidated...the Japanese generation of pepsi...

YYY: I’m a generation of cup-sweeteners in machines near the ocean, but thank you for spending the years.)

I can’t understand why often girls think they’re queens, that the Earth revolves around them, that everything in the world is done for them? Why do they think it’s normal to take a bath for forty minutes in the block at ten o’clock in the morning or one and a half hours to gather together and that everyone is waiting for you? Or crying and psychotic to demonstratively reassure you? Or do you not pay attention to the fact that everyone in the house is sleeping, except you, and grimps/song/grizzly with the dishes? Girls, you are ordinary people, the most ordinary, get enough to wear ephemeral crowns!
p.s I am a girl, I am 20 years old, I live in a community, I got it!

I haven’t seen you since the day you were born.

I: Who is to blame for this?and :)

D: I don’t know... and I haven’t been fucking for a week. I have no idea whether I have a girlfriend or not.

D: You know, come to me today!? to

I:Your "come" sounds very scary given the context :))

The film was the full-length debut of Federico Alvarez. For the director, the project became the realization of a childhood dream, he was granted unlimited freedom and allowed to film his film as he deemed necessary.

According to the supervisor for physical special effects, about 25,000 liters of butaphore blood and about 300 liters of vomiting fluid were used in the filming.

A man had a fun childhood.

Discussions on the Martian Program on the Habr.
Why not send robots to Mars instead of humans?
Robots are exploring very slowly. A few meters a day. How much did Curiosity make in six months?
zzz: For exploring Mars – more than you :)

When a boy is born in a family, the state does not help to raise him and learn. But when his parents grow up and teach him by his own strength, he must for some reason immediately pay the debt to the state. I wonder when did he get into debt?

Do not forget that from birth a child is a sin, because conception itself is a sin.
So not only should, but also be cursed in advance :D

XXX is:
Do mobile phones take away passers?

YYY :
He is not a good man.)

XXX is:
Q. Do you want to call me?
No, I do not want.
What about it?"

We are undergoing repair work at the entrance. In the evening I go home, the workers stand and here is this dialogue:
Q: Girl and who is the oldest on the entrance?
I: And what then? Well, I (and I have to say that we do not have that in mind, said in a joke)
You have to decide what color to paint the walls.
How in an orange! or pink, but if in pink then such acid pink. (I went home and forgot about it.)
I go out in the morning and can’t believe my eyes. The walls are painted in bright orange color, tear your eyes out!

A - I am standing
B - at the same time I do not rju
I understand that I have a pizza, because the tenants will remember me every day at least twice.

A friend is looking for work:
One is Guy! I invented! I want to be a cook!
No, I thought I just wanted to eat.

Comments on the film:

xxx: I went with a child 24 years old, she very liked said that very colorful cartoon)))))

xxx: I go out of the theater - a boy stands, all on the pants, the phone in the hands turns, so that everyone the apple more noticeable. I pass by, I say (loud enough) "pff, three" and I leave. You would see his face.

Review of the Kia Soul:

Economics is monstrous. One day, on the Lukoil to the full (right through the throat), I tricked the check to pour into the 48-litre tank 51(!!!) liters, provided that when the lamp was refuelled, the remaining fuel had not yet burned.

Comment: It's not you cheated, but Lukoil is so funny.)