A good government is not what divides money, but what makes it profitable.

Honestly, I thought Onfimich was pursuing it. The name is. But not though. It was just paternity. Andrei Onfimych Pensioner, a veteran of the NGO "Energy", worked in the training workshop of his native office. Those who managed to avoid the PTU and go to the 9th class, still studied the working specialty in this workshop. Once a week.
It was said that Onfimych once a month would drill a hole with a diameter of three millimeters in a ready-made rocket. Moreover, if this hole is wrapped a couple of millimeters deeper than it is placed, the tank can be pierced and the rocket can be thrown away. For this he was awarded the bet of an instrumental slider of the 6th grade. Well, for teaching us, the Ohlamons, too.
From his ancestry, it was a gray old, so we did not miss the opportunity to climb over the starper.

Once we deliberately talked to him about dissidents, gulags and other Solzhenitsyns. They hoped to hear from his mouth the slogans of home-for-Stalin... Onfimich breathed, looked at his tattoos on his fingers, apparently campers. He silenced and said:
It may be true, but this is what I will say. You can tell your friends how your father is chewing, and your mom is full of fools. But in the palace of culture from the stage and for the money you will not make such anecdotes about your parents...
And these people are not badly selling for the shame of my homeland. What should I think about them? I and Raikkonen don’t like it very much. About a drunk slug, he hugs greatly, but when the sorter gets hit, he immediately begins to respect the slug. And he respects the hour two, until the sorter is cleansed. And what is this opinion if it depends on the toilet?

Onfimich corrected the curvature of my hands so that no institute or red diploma had ruined me. Until now I can do what others need a milling machine for... I have a book of a fourth-class instrumental slider. And that conversation in five minutes worked the brain. I don’t know what more to be thankful for...

If a child is nervous, it is necessary to treat his parents first.
by Agnia Barto

Where do you work?
Instructor of Industrial Fitness
The WTF?? to
- Brigadier of loads, shorter

I live in the community for the third year. We live for two people in sections of three rooms. Last year, a Greek lived with me, who at the end of the semester moved to a neighboring room. To say that this Greek is strange, to say nothing. Sleep often in clothes and shoes (in the compartment clean, underwear can be changed every 2 weeks). Eat some yogurt with cookies and so on, but not the point.

I’m coming home recently, around the time of night. In the corridor, the Greek sits in a coat and pants and binds ropes. I asked him, where did he go in the night, to a club?

What he meant to me:

“No, I’m just going to go to bed.”

This story began four years ago when I was working in a advertising agency. He was fired because of his salary debt. This is written by the former chief (BN).

NB: Hello to you. I don’t communicate with those who throw me away, but I’ll have to. There is a job specifically for you!

I: Good morning. Did I delay the SP? Who has left is a big question. I will not cooperate until I have paid all the debts.

BN: Fuck, the old client is asking for you. very much need.

I: If you pay off the debt, I can look at options. Otherwise, nothing will work out.

NB: Okay, then I’ll tell them you’re already dead.

I lie on my girlfriend. And then she says, “Dear, it seems we’re already three.” I turn around and see the cat fucking his leg.

Peter’s intellectual is not easy to get out of himself.
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Eternal dispute of spouses vs single people. A friend, 30 years old (wife, daughter 2 years old) tells about his unmarried friend:
"Well, once he lived with a girl, five years old, she began to drop on her brains about marriage, he left her. Since then he has lived alone. Why he has a relationship, he does not know. It’s better for him to drink beer every night and watch football.
This is how natural selection works.
Looking at my daughter, yes. It is hard.
But it is true.

xxx: Did you know that the white and the shooter returned to the ground unharmed?
XXX: and in the museum of cosmonautics they chatted

YYY: I protest, why is there no Gagarine?

XX: I think they have Lenin’s chest.

Strangely, Pavlensky set fire to the FSB and burned the Ministry of Defense.

Zzz's knee itself stopped crushing, and the need for an operation disappeared

Congratulations on your knee =)
It will serve you in faith and truth until death separates you.
Zzzz: Thank you for that, of course. But I would like to hope not to die in a death that will separate me from my knee.

Peach is near.

As you know, we do not have a kitchen in Gomel in the Synagogue, and we prepare all the kosher food in the apartment, and then we bring it to the Synagogue.

On Tuesday, with the help of B-zhi, we have in the Hupa Community (Jewish Wedding) - respectively, from yesterday, the preparation boils, cooking and preparation is in full swing. Neighbors understandably whisper, saying, soon Jewish Easter - this is vanity.

Yesterday, it was already dark, I got a call from a neighbor who lives underneath the kitchen apartment, saying, I have blood flowing from the ceiling!

The grandmother is 87 years old, a lovely senior, but from the appearance of a red fluid dropping from the ceiling in front of Paysah's "Jewish" apartment, Grandma was barely Kondratius was not enough.

At first, we barely persuaded my grandmother not to call the police, explained that we did not kill anyone there and it is not the blood of Christian infants. I tried to explain that E.
In the Middle Ages, Jews were not allowed to eat blood, even blood sausages. That is some misunderstanding.

Everything turned out to be much more prosaic - they put the cabbage with beets, the straw broke, the liquid flowed))

Apparently, with my grandmother, we broke everything, showed the cracked roof, promised to make repairs, but the wild horror in the eyes remained =)

They ask a piece on the subject: "Your opinion about the character," and then they put you a pair, because your opinion does not coincide with the generally accepted one. This is all you need to know about education.

It was:

The popular note
If the fire burns in the morning
After lunch, there will be an online compromise with offshores.

In the United States 15 years ago it was cooler, when before the meeting of the Senate commission on waste in the Pentagon, on the same Pentagon, the Boeing crashed, and so lucky that they hit exactly the accounting sector, without hitting others, and the debris of the Boeing did not even find...

I don’t have any dirty socks at all.
I just give them to women, then magic, then take them out of the box.

I can’t understand why you don’t care who you dress like. Does it offend your feeling of beauty? It is possible that at this time your acid face is insulting the feeling of beauty in others.
Take care of yourself, because it is not the fact that you like absolutely everyone.

Italy (Shqipëria)
of the Albanian tribe. The inhabitants themselves call themselves shippers, from the Albanian shkip - "to speak clearly".
Now I understand about "Oblansky"

xxx: The audience has never noticed the demonstrative performance of professional ninjas.

Not an ory on me. You are not my husband!
Cat: I am not a husband. I am worse.
Gatto: A husband can always be slandered, begged, promoted, poisoned to a bad end.
I don’t have that number with you.