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[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №4391
 28.04.2008
[14:58:23] <PiN> got up on weight 69.5 went to the toilet, weighed, already 70 really today an unusual day
[14:58:49] <finka> PiN: What did you eat there?

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №4390
 28.04.2008
White and White (14:52) :
What did you get the photo?
he: ah=) yeah you are beautiful, especially with such a minimum of clothes))))
She was really upset.)
She: You've sent it back to me and then I know you guys, you'll start showing all your friends))
It is O_O

It is white (14:52)
Patchwork

yyy (14:53) :
Olo to Bucharest

and white (14:53)
It is from there.

yyy (14:53) :
Come back, or you will start showing all your friends.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №4389
 28.04.2008
Do you like to watch porn?
She: -No, she likes to watch them be mocked by themselves.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №4388
 28.04.2008
xxx: The chief comes in and says: "Petta, shudder at the end" and goes to his office
xxx: I imagine what the unconscious would have thought, although it only meant to tick the RJ-45 connector in the grid there and there, in order to by the flashing of the light bulb in the flip to determine where the cable from my compass will be ticked there, because. One of the goats confused all the wires.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №4387
 28.04.2008
Sunday Easter lunch; we are at the table with our wife and daughter. In the background is playing "Child Radio". A knowledgeable story. The mother-bird tells the puppy about the cock: “When she puts her egg in another’s nest, she often throws out one of the eggs so that the parents don’t notice the replacement.” Then the text of the puppy: "Oh, mom, I't want to be raised by an enot instead of you!" It was vividly imagined as a cocoon with his legs cutting off an egg to an unfortunate sleeping enot (so that he would not notice it).

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №4386
 28.04.2008
How will the MTS shake their red eggs on Easter?

It is green ?

It is blue ?

Here is Easter!

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №4385
 28.04.2008
Katy: My brother really got angry with me today and I made him a shit!
Timothy: What
Katy: I put him on a phone call Boy gay from a tattoo and when she plays him on a pair.. fucking to see this I'm even ready to give my virginity
How to connect with your brother?

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №4384
 28.04.2008
Let’s go to the zoo!
2 is cool. We will buy bread, cut it in a pond and feed the duck.
No, let us cut the duck and feed the lions.
2 are you foolish? Lviv is a big city where we can find a stock of ducks.? to

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №4383
 28.04.2008
1) Do these guppys...

2) What kind of bats?

1) The tax and the tax...

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №4382
 28.04.2008
Teflon (23:19:46 23/04/2008)
Fuck, see what to drop the corpse on the voronezh need, so many things: 80 litre bags of garbage, saw, rubber pins, canister for 20 liters of gasoline, the shovel, rubber gloves, old clothes, shave, hammer, knife, and rope..The lap of course is 6 hours of time, then we squeeze the corpse for 8 parts, but here's how it's more convenient to transport to voronezh I can't solve the wheel or not..)

Sandra Nice (23:20:05 23/04/2008)
back up again.

Teflon (23:20:15 23/04/2008)
I am thinking about it.)

Sandra Nice (23:21:31 23/04/2008)
You have your thoughts!!!! to

Sandra Nice (23:21:39 23/04/2008)
I didn’t get on my own.

Teflon (23:21:40 23/04/2008)
You just struck me.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №4381
 28.04.2008
Appeal for support
Who is insulted, who is hopeful.
Who has a silent word
People with unhealthy problems
Light with crying
Jennie with a song
Support – live more and more interesting!

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №4380
 28.04.2008
I watched the Russian screen of the movie "The Mist". So there they were attacked by a monster, and the Kakaeto Christian began to cheat that it was the punishment of God. And after a day brought everyone to madness, and she began to push the crowd to murder (sacrifice). I barely held. So I wanted to scratch her ass in the monitor. But unfortunately - I could not :( but fucking how long I laughed, when one of the main characters shot this cock, and the whole cinema stood up and bowed!! Applause lasted about a minute :D Fuck, I hadn’t felt such joy before. of Ahuet)

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №4379
 28.04.2008
Fuck, you may be pregnant.
KUYIO: Compounded
KUYIO: fu, fuck, splash)))))

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №4378
 28.04.2008
Cyprus
I don’t think it’s too good to show your hand. Use words or words.
or order to show (the way, the direction) to the servant)

Neonohoret
*Intelligently pointing with a trunk: "Look, a strike, what kind of ganglion has shuffled".)))

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №4377
 28.04.2008
DAM
Do you have cat ears?
XBOCT
I cut off the cat’s ears.
DAM
I am in the ring!
XBOCT
I went looking for a fiancé and super glue
DAM
What color is the cat?
XBOCT
Red in Bloody Spots

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №4376
 28.04.2008
He is:
What are you wearing now?
She is:
I have a thin sitze nightly pink) and nothing underneath it
He is:
Here I am shooting the nightclub.
She is:
Do you sleep in the bedroom?

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №4375
 28.04.2008
She (0:30:19): Why do most girls open their mouths when they paint their eyes?

30:42 so that the eyelids may not be shaken, and do not ask me how I know it.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №4374
 28.04.2008
I come to donate blood, I see a man under 50, in whose hands a bottle with stool. Everything would be nothing if it was not the inscription on the bowl (cosmetic manufacturer company) "Beauty Bio"!!! to

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №4373
 28.04.2008
I already have a time machine – it’s my clock.
Zzz: Oh, and the TV is a transmission box, right?

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №4372
 28.04.2008
I want a silicone neck to sleep comfortably in class.
And everybody will chew him. The Head!

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