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[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №16060
 22.04.2009
I remember reading about street musicians.
In Warsaw, in the Old Town, there was a guy with a hip-hop-like appearance sitting on the
There was an old dog, a shepherd.
In front of this pair a sign: "I am not beggars, I am collecting money for
Food for yourself and beer for the dog. I had to shake up.)

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №16059
 22.04.2009
Psychiatry News: Now in psychiatry, Napoleons have practically moved.
Today’s fools just don’t know who it is.

[ + 76 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №16058
 22.04.2009
My phone went crazy. Takes the last SMS sent and sends it on the phone book. Peter's favorite now, all the last sms from him. With a detailed description of what and where and how exactly he wanted to drive, insert, with what force and how often. Well, and answers accordingly about how well I feel about it and what I would like to do in the ovnet. The phone sent a few such text messages to the manager of one company with whom we had long wanted to cooperate... He suddenly agreed to work with us. I go to meet. is terrible.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №16057
 21.04.2009
Aleksandrit: ppc, they released a battery charger that works on batteries...

[ + 83 - ] [6 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №16056
 21.04.2009
It is a pity that the average rune user knows who Pavel Durov is, but does not know who Egor Minin is.

It’s a pity that the average runnet user doesn’t know about four ambitious people who were jailed for a year and fined $1 million each. Just because they did a good deed and went against the system.

It’s a pity that the average runnet user knows who Bill Gates is, but knows almost nothing about Linus Torvalds.

It is a pity that the average user of the rulet is now forgetting this quote :(

P.S The average user of the rulet - enough, fool, dumb and be indifferent!

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №16055
 21.04.2009
He worked in a children's camp. A pump for pumping balls broke. With the ball I go to the neighboring camp. There I meet a girl pioneer (D). The further dialogue:
Let the ball play!
I am untouched.
D – So go on!
I am the pump of your body, and it is not.
D. So he left the city.
I will wait...
Let the ball play!
The whole dialogue is repeated. I was waiting for F. The dialogue:
What if my kids didn’t play the ball?
I - so he was not pumped!
F would be like that!
I was not like you!! to
F - I went to the city!
I was waiting for you!!! to
F - Well, while they were waiting, I would let you play!
...and the camp of these idiots was called "Russia"...

[ + 37 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №16054
 21.04.2009
...
The main energy carrier in the VTSP is the Couper's pairs, which are pairs of electrons with different spins connected to each other by gluons.
...
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I mean, I just don’t believe it. Electrons interacting through gluons are something new. This is either the Nobel Prize or the 6th Chamber. Fake is shorter. I guess it won’t get to the main.

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №16053
 21.04.2009
XXX, I didn’t expect that.
Who didn't turn off the microphone there, I hz, but the show was pleased from the beginning
In the beginning was the word. The word was God. And God said
xxx are you out? You fuck the puppets!

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №16052
 21.04.2009
When you laugh at death, don’t die laughing.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №16051
 21.04.2009
I grew up in a town where there was a large military part, here among those
I heard this story from the military. I don’t know the years, but it was in times.
Deployment of Soviet troops in Germany. A few brains
Officers of our brave army after service went to a German pub.
I don’t know how much I drank, but I’m up here.
German, approaches the bar stand, takes a hammer in his hands and beats the bar.
A metal gong hanging there. The public started
Applaud and drink for the health of this man. Our own languages are not
They liked the general attention and respect, and
Thro the evening, each of them considered it his duty to strike at least once.
In the gong, the Germans shouted "Gut Russiš bravo" and so on. At the end, when
They were going to leave, they brought a very long bill, it turned out that
At every blow of the gong, they ate the whole bar. Money is not such.
Under the threat of calling the police, someone ran to borrow some money.
Others were waiting in the pub. After that, they did not go into the pub anymore.
The whole part knew that the gong could not be beaten anyway.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №16050
 21.04.2009
I need an effective remedy for weight loss.
There is no problem. I will give you coal.
In powders or in pills?
In the bags. The wagons will be unloaded.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №16049
 21.04.2009
Men, I found a way to find a pair of socks! We lay down the washed masses of socks on a hangover, take a flash camera, take a photo - on the flash photo you will immediately see the same socks in color! (Those that the old shine blue, the new are absolutely black) Try.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №16048
 21.04.2009
The acquaintance was stopped by gauges for excess when he was driving from Kislovodsk home to Volgograd. He stands, justifies - type, guys, well understand, tomorrow to work at 9 p.m., and to drive another 700 kilometers, the car is killed, I press out what I can (and he has the oldest couple with a wonderful number of HER)... Well, the truckman asked him about the car, he felt, and then without a pause asks the question: - Well, at least one hundred can you give??? Chel on the machine answers: Well, if only from the mountain...
The geec raged like a horse, gave his documents and let go, approached his own and all began to bend together.. And to the driver only after 10 minutes came that he asked for money from him )))))))))))))

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №16047
 21.04.2009
Sunday and Sunday (17:55:19 15/04/2009)
I found a historical document, my final, graduate work on Oblomov at the end of the 11th grade)) the last of only two paragraphs is as follows:
I would not take Oblomov to bite, but he loved to eat, like a real salty Russian man. He had a taste. He had a good taste. He was a gurman. He loved meat, and he didn’t like meat either. I like the quality of it, because I like to eat it myself. And wine he loved to drink, and quasa. I loved smelling tobacco. He had a tobacco shop, and when he was a guest, Oblomov licked the cover of the tobacco shop with the tip of his tongue, and stretching the guest as usual said: "Listen." But he didn’t just have a tobacco. He still had a dress. Oblomov loved the dress and everywhere in it one and went. I walked and smelled tobacco. And meat eaten. And so all day.
The Refrigerator (17:58:10 15/04/2009)
and ROFL
The Refrigerator (17:58:22 15/04/2009)
ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL
Monday and Sunday (17:58:34 15/04/2009)
I killed the puppy first.
Sunday and Sunday (17:58:47 15/04/2009)
Exam and Exam)
The Refrigerator (18:01:47 15/04/2009)
:D
The Refrigerator (18:01:51 15/04/2009)
Yippidy yi yi yippity yay
The refrigerator (18:01:53 15/04/2009)
) ) )

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №16046
 21.04.2009
With unusual spam. The only time in the aska knocked a spammer with such words:
"Go through the link "..." and see how the horse fuels her with all the proletarian hatred"...
>_<
She has stayed [...]

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №16045
 21.04.2009
d1gger17 (13:55:19 18/04/2009)
Shadow of Destiny - Shadow of Destiny

d1gger17 (13:55:22 18/04/2009)
Asked him

d1gger17 (13:55:30 18/04/2009)
"Will Brunswick capture the world?"

d1gger17 (13:55:44 18/04/2009)
The answer is "Yes, comrade commander!"

d1gger17 (13:56:02 18/04/2009)
I feel like the main browner.

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №16044
 20.04.2009
The Danger:
I want a festive red kimato and dance in the Aonoku Valley with the music of the winds.
by MrPsiho:
And to let go... yes?

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №16043
 20.04.2009
Do you want a mystery?
He: Let me
Too much meat, too little wood?
He is...hz
It’s a shit in the ass =)
I thought I was intellectually underdeveloped.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №16042
 20.04.2009
Conversation with one man. It works as an admin in a false.
A lot of compounds?
- Nea, a piece of 15, the main thing is not worth any license wheel.
Are they not afraid of checks and checks?

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Fignia, I worked as if in the court, likewise hernia almost 60 pieces of them 50 pieces with a pirate screw, approached as to the assistant of the chairman and asked what the check will be, he stood up and said that if that we will judge you - well no fuck

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №16041
 20.04.2009
Moscow.Annual university medical examination.I will explain the procedure for the reception of boys with the surgeon.Teams of the doctor (big man) : Spread, turn your back, bend (i.e. become a cancer), spread half a drink with your hands, go to me (to love below the belt).And here to him came a pervac.Looked, turned his back, leaned, spread half a drink with his hands, and after the command go to me, our hero without changing his posture went to the doctor, i.e. The man's hairy ass slowly and inconveniently went to the surgeon, stretched and held by his hands in such a position.It must be understood that this is not easy enough, and the walk turned out to be interesting.The poor doctor endured, after this incident, he now commands:..release the half of his hands, get up, turn your face and go to me.

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