Alarm on railways.

XXX: Pins, and what does the blue lights mean? Usually red is not, yellow is possible, but the next red, green is possible. This blue
YYY: This is maneuverable, for heaters. Blue - can not perform manoeuvres. There is still "Moon-White" - it is possible to conduct manoeuvres
XXX: What manoeuvres, fucking, barrel what?

You are not stupid! Why did you think I was stupid? If you were a fool, I would not have complained about you, but I would have regretted and comforted you and convinced you that you are not a fool.

Oleg
I want a wife
I don't want to fuck the available 16 year old bodies
Katerina
What happened to the boys...I don’t seem to have been fucked once in my childhood...
There are no people who offer drugs in clubs for free, nor are there men who need only one, and there is no borsch.
There is no Santa Claus.

Arthem
This is my second time at the dentist’s office. I say, stick my tooth, it interferes. He answers, so let’s see what’s there. He stumbled and asked if it interfered. I said, no, everything is okay, I checked the language, okay. I leave the anesthesia after the healed root tooth on the left, I come home later, at eight in the evening, I sit for dinner. And what do you think? The tooth continues to interfere. Going to the doctor for the third time with the same request is shameful. What have I done? I took the nail pile and sent to drink this roasted hand-click. Wasted well, now it does not bother)

Timothy
You’re a straightforward man...I’m really upset now!! to

Frost67g: Camedy Woman is a bunch of beetles who come up with beetles jokes for other beetles so that they don’t seem completely stupid to their beetles.
Anny: Ha-ha, did you invent anything smarter?
Oh, and here’s their first victim waking up :)

From the phone discussion for $12:

AlxKrzk
I would buy it to my grandmother.)
Seray
Galkin, go to sleep.

Do you have a Windows 2003 Server User's manual?
YYY: There is
Q: In what language?
YYY: in Russian
Is the translation normal?
yyy: translation of Goblin

He writes to me today. The support:
Gennady is Cyril?

Kirill: Yes

Gennady: the question of payment: how urgently should it be made, during the day?

Kirill: Yes

Gennady: a normal day or 24 hours?

How many hours are ordinary days? O_O
And here you start to think...

The cat should be selected according to the color of the prevailing clothes in the closet.

Absolutely the opposite! This clothes should be picked up under the cat)))

Review of the direct line of GDP

xxx: (cites the article) "Dezens of billions of rubles gold rain spilled into the ears of the audience."
WOW: considering the very definite associations caused by the expression "golden rain", in combination with casting into the ears gives an absolutely accurate characterization of the guarantor's performance.
HH: I think the magazine meant the same thing, just subtly trolled.

Habrakabr, news about a company that sells the seeds of the shining topol in the dark.

Tavel: In addition, for $10,000 these guys offer to encode any message up to 30 characters long into the plant’s DNA and stay that way in the story if, suddenly, in a hundred years of night Earth will be illuminated by trees:
Zibx: So that’s what we have for junk DNA. Unknown language, standard coding of the Galactic Alliance and a message telling how to make a warp engine and arrive for further instructions.
For some, it cost a lot of space credits.

I recently went to the Picture Gallery (Russian Museum, in St. Petersburg). I definitely decided that my favorite artist from now on is Fedotov (Pavel Andreevich). Ask why? He has a cat in every second picture!

XXX: Hello
YYY: Hello
XXX: What is your mood?
I am waiting for the end of the work day and I am afraid.
XXX: Do not be afraid
YYY: I will go to remove the mole.
XXX Why? Should I show her to the doctor?
YYY: Well, I go to the doctor to show it and remove it later, and the removed material to investigate.
XX: Removing the moles can be more dangerous than the moles themselves. It happens that the moth itself is not dangerous, but if you break it up, it becomes dangerous.
I’m not afraid anymore, I’m in panic.
XXX: I have tried

Today saw how the road services fill the holes on the asphalt with sand, and let’s just put criminals in the corner?

Vicheslav
Hi to. This is your former student Lysiansky Vyacheslav.
immediately to the case.
Are you familiar with DotNet? I need help with the WCF service.

Alexis
Good morning Václav. I think you’d better go to freelancers ;)

Vicheslav
They do not work for free.

xxx: Professor you can cook methamphetamine / LSD?
YYY: There is nothing complicated.
ZZZ: What about the Bordeaux?

I always do everything for sure!
You always do everything through your ass.! to
It’s not my fault that it’s through the ass!

There is no worse condition than when you can’t even drink for your health.

There is a laundry near my house. And when I get home on the bus, I always ask to stop at the washing. There is no other suitable direction. I eat once, and wash in the fire. The driver turned to me and said, “Girl! “Your house is burning!”

Following the return of the title of "hero of labor" it would not be difficult to return the title of "enemy of the people".