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[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №96090
 01.04.2014
Do you know Latin?
I know my mother.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №96089
 01.04.2014
The whole essence of the army in two proposals:
In our part, Friday was considered a post day - all who received letters were sent to the post. We were not allowed to go to the mail for a week. The next day on Saturday:
Comrade Major, are we going to post today?
- Today we have Saturday, and mail on Fridays, go on Monday!

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №96088
 01.04.2014
Kiev rabbis claim that if the crab before the slaughter to make a circumcision, the saliva will become kosher.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №96087
 01.04.2014
In the situation that has emerged now in Ukraine, every reasonable person, in my opinion, should make the only right choice and vote for Darth Vader.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №96086
 01.04.2014
About what kinds of goats were guests at the wedding on his part, the spouses usually tell each other immediately after the divorce.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №96085
 01.04.2014
We go with a friend(s) in the car, we talk to the navigator(s), then the navigator loses the route and the following dialogue occurs:
I: Well, where are we going?
D – to go!
The route is built!

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №96084
 01.04.2014
YYY: No-No-No, the point should be that the navigator map indicates where the naked aunts are!
yyy: and the data must be updated in real time. It is advisable with a overhead so that it is clear if it is worth going there.
xxx: Although, to make a map of women’s easy behavior in the city and tagged with "she gives" would be cool, probably.
YYY: Definitely
XXX: But it already exists. This is Instagram ) The main thing is to subscribe to the desired %)
yyy: what, there is even a tag "she gives"?
Yyy: It was now the best Instagram advertisement in my life!

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