Do you know Latin?
I know my mother.
The whole essence of the army in two proposals:
In our part, Friday was considered a post day - all who received letters were sent to the post. We were not allowed to go to the mail for a week. The next day on Saturday:
Comrade Major, are we going to post today?
- Today we have Saturday, and mail on Fridays, go on Monday!
Kiev rabbis claim that if the crab before the slaughter to make a circumcision, the saliva will become kosher.
In the situation that has emerged now in Ukraine, every reasonable person, in my opinion, should make the only right choice and vote for Darth Vader.
About what kinds of goats were guests at the wedding on his part, the spouses usually tell each other immediately after the divorce.
We go with a friend(s) in the car, we talk to the navigator(s), then the navigator loses the route and the following dialogue occurs:
I: Well, where are we going?
D – to go!
The route is built!
YYY: No-No-No, the point should be that the navigator map indicates where the naked aunts are!
yyy: and the data must be updated in real time. It is advisable with a overhead so that it is clear if it is worth going there.
xxx: Although, to make a map of women’s easy behavior in the city and tagged with "she gives" would be cool, probably.
YYY: Definitely
XXX: But it already exists. This is Instagram ) The main thing is to subscribe to the desired %)
yyy: what, there is even a tag "she gives"?
Yyy: It was now the best Instagram advertisement in my life!