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[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №111595
 03.04.2015
Wintersnow (Marina): such a short, tangible word: Rwhe (tongue, a variety of Bantu, South Africa) — fall drunk and naked on the floor
Wintersnow (Marina): you see how
Wintersnow (Marina): Oka (Nigeria's dong language) is a difficult urination caused by a frog hugging before the rainy season begins.
Silver by God
Silver: It is immediately evident that it is important for people.
Wintersnow (Marina): and evil day
In Russian, there is no talk about naked and drunk.
Silver: I don’t know

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №111594
 02.04.2015
To evaluate the sophistication of humor and the subtlety of irony on the behavior of loaders and freezers is not the most successful choice.
___________
Why not? The average person can joke stupidly and (or) brutally about someone of his acquaintances - and in punishment with him, the most offended woman will stop talking. And between loaders and freezers for such can be painfully beat - they have to tune out skill, so that the joke was fun, not offensive.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №111593
 02.04.2015
A bottle of rice is what! Our comrade drowned his phone in a compot, he was advised to put the device in a bag of sugar. And in the morning, his wife, without looking, poured this bag in a pot with compot...

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №111592
 02.04.2015
I'm scared to go into branded stores.
xxx: first these horrifying sellers of the rating look
xxx: then the fear of slipping on their perfectly slippery floors
xxx: still scary with a smart look to start considering men's trousers, thinking that they are women's
xxx: well, and less you fit, and there is already an op-and-price top 5stocks.
XXX: I am a fool.
yyy: the behavior of 95% of girls in brand shops))

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №111591
 02.04.2015
Heard on the street: two women met ~40
How is life?
- well
Are you divorced?
No is
Is Uli okay?! to

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №111590
 02.04.2015
Today I decided to walk before work in the morning, that means I am already walking on the bridge and the bac, the left is overtaking me a guy of 8 years old with a portfolio, which depicts a racing machine, and when overtaking, switched to the left the invisible gearbox, and also whispered with his mouth, like a working engine. Well, I think, the challenge is accepted, overtaken the small, nephug here.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №111589
 02.04.2015
to this:
News on Yandex:
In the apartment of Yudashkin's wife found an underground casino.
The first thought:
What!! He is married?! to
= = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = =
My first thought was:
"They have an apartment that a whole casino can fit under the floor."

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №111588
 02.04.2015
> And then I have, like today, on the first borst

But explain, please, how can you live in Russia and not know how the word "borch" is written? 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1! to

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №111587
 02.04.2015
How to choose a wife?
You have to burn the house, let the horse go and wait.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №111586
 02.04.2015
Director, Tatiana Nikolaevna
Nothing funny, as if. This is FIU.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №111585
 02.04.2015
I write an advertisement, I ask my husband - Do you think it is better to write LPH or just sell chickens?
Husband - All the columns are hanged - Columns, septics, the foundation... And nobody writes the IP"Two Ashot".
Be more modest.

[ + 28 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №111584
 02.04.2015
From the working dialogue:

If there is a cake, why not a cake, the Lenin Mausoleum?

-Ah, with a filling of cheese with mold and lip honey!

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №111583
 02.04.2015
Miracles do not happen. So you made a mistake in writing or sampling from another presentation / table, etc.
What does it mean that miracles do not happen?? to
This means that the server is not making mistakes in order to ridicule you.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №111582
 02.04.2015
How convenient that we have 4 seasons of the year. They can argue almost anything.

Dialogue at work:
I have eaten a lot lately.
It is spring...

[ + 22 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №111581
 02.04.2015
The American version:
mysql_query($sql) or die();

The Russian version:
die() but mysql_query($sql)

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №111580
 02.04.2015
Today I was on a tram, a middle-aged woman struck me on the shoulder. I pulled out the headphone and then she said to me, “Do you see the girl’s tattoo on the right – the hieroglyphs on her neck? So, I’ve been teaching Chinese for 15 years and I can’t understand why she wrote on her neck NOT FRIDGE AGAIN. Definitely shocked...

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №111579
 02.04.2015
here here :
1 of April. I am changing the baby's pillow. He said to me, "Agu-ahu, brr, агу! ", and the eyes are clever and clever! He tries to play, nothing else.
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go to the ass, vanilla ovulations, here is the theological forum. Do you think women’s websites are too few?

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №111578
 02.04.2015
HGH is indifferent! Indifference is killing our society!!! to
YYY: But unfortunately it won’t kill.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №111577
 02.04.2015
xxx: "In dark times light people are well visible!" Remark
WOW: Oh, because they are marked by fires...

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №111576
 02.04.2015
A friend sailor with 15 years of experience came for a short time to stay, and I go to the pool regularly and I call him with me, we go to the pool, we swim. He is on the machine without thinking - sailors do not swim, sailors walk! I didn't get confused - well go I swim and you go there by the swimming pool.)
P.S and yes. As a real sailor, he does not like to swim.

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