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[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №62372
 05.04.2012
little monster
Why are all programmers like children?
Frank is
I will answer your question. Children look at the world simply. This is a very valuable quality in our profession.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №62371
 05.04.2012
I don’t want cookies, I’m fat.
Y is not true.
Y: You want to.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №62370
 05.04.2012
Search Results in 1995
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Search Results in 1998
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Download the book without registration for free without SMS

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Download the book without registration for free without sms no discussion no review without bit links web page not before 2008

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Search Request in 2030
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[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №62369
 05.04.2012
As the saying goes, a bad jamshute always prevents a thief.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №62368
 05.04.2012
I watch the movie. The beginning of the last century, the mafia with the Thompsons, all the business. Massive old model Ford. And the headlights shine brightly in a cold shade - xenon, bleat!

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №62367
 05.04.2012
Each of us has as much sorrow and joy as he creates for himself.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №62366
 05.04.2012
The Vienna Opera in 1923 was performed by Richard Wagner’s opera “Lohengrin”. The end of the show was very spectacular: Lohengrin leaves the stage on a white swan. At one of the performances, this party was sung by Leo Slezak, and whether the actor stumbled, or whether the mechanic rushed - the swallow sailed behind the scenes alone. The swallow was immediately found, he turned to the opposite scene and sang with a recitation: "Say, please, when does the next swallow go?"

[ + 47 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №62365
 05.04.2012
For centuries, men have let women go ahead to appreciate their pop and kiss their hand to calmly look at their breasts.

[ + 32 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №62364
 05.04.2012
About Alan Kara
A very effective book! I did not quit smoking, but the results are obvious. Before I smoked, I didn’t smoke, and now (after reading Kara) I smoke and feel stupid.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №62363
 05.04.2012
How did candles help you with insomnia?
Patient: Yes, doctor, I don’t even have time to push my finger.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №62362
 05.04.2012
I picked up in Google "how to be kind?" - the answers were different, but one just killed: "if you are a scorpion, then no"

© Fadeyka

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №62361
 05.04.2012
Today is Saint Isidor of Seville, patron of the Internet.
H&G: What should I do?
I> to pray!
H> and I thought wifi painted in an onion shell
I>..or someone from technical support to sacrifice
H&G: I have someone!

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №62360
 05.04.2012
What figured those people who shouted: "In Russia, the ass, you need to roll! " the figured is not rolling anywhere?

[ + 37 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №62359
 05.04.2012
I sit in the car, I observe the picture: a girl driving a matrix, not fit in the turn, with a scratch jumping on the border >_< then comes out of the typical kiso machine, getting along the way from a miniature size bag a regular white brick, puts it in a row with the wheel, safely descends back, takes the brick, goes on.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №62358
 05.04.2012
In front of us sits in the bus a young couple, both 20 years old.
“You never care about me,” said the girl with a capricious voice.
“That’s when I say ‘he’s going on our bus,’ you’ll answer ‘yes, dear, let’s go,’ and not ‘I see, not blind,’ then I’ll take care of you.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №62357
 05.04.2012
I publish a newspaper in a provincial city, among all other information we print a TV program. We are sent it in raw form and we read it and make it a little right for convenience. It is especially helpful to read headlines in a row – like a single text. The TNT program is beneficial:

9th of April 12
00 to house 2. After sunset
0.30 "Sex" with Anfis Chekhov
1.00 X/f "Zero effect"

10 of April.12
10 The House 2. After sunset
0.40 "Sex" with Anfis Chekhov
1.10 D/f "Survived to tell"

11th of April 12
00 to house 2. After sunset
0.30 "Sex" with Anfis Chekhov
1.00 "In foreign power - 2"

13th of April 12
00 to house 2. After sunset
0.30 "Sex" with Anfis Chekhov
1.00 "Game of Thrones"

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №62356
 05.04.2012
xxx (11:19:54 4/04/2012)
In Biblio-Globus meeting with Fyodor Konyukhov on Friday

yyy (11:20:54 4/04/2012)
will tell you that the shell does not look like a naked woman only the first 3 weeks?))))

[ + 18 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №62355
 05.04.2012
Josh, you are the best! I’m very embarrassed to tell you this, but you’re my best friend, and you’ll always be. Thank you for having you, let you be very, very far away.
I know it’s not funny, but please support!!! Please! Maybe a miracle will happen to you!
Someone loves you too! Please support ;)

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №62354
 05.04.2012
The KKK:
I invited the guy to dinner, she covered the table, she arranged herself, and I met him in the evening dress, and he went into the apartment and said, "What are your walls flat?" No, where is justice?

They are really equal!? to

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №62353
 05.04.2012
[16:14] Uzzah: I will not be able to take the taanchiki!! I am a girl... and I want to in Alice... cut the teasacks of various wretches into small, clean pieces, collecting their teeth.

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