We sit in a group on a pair. He said, “You have to pay monthly. In other words, the certification. A voice from the back: I am late!
It is. In a group of guys.

In 8-10 meters from the house grow tall trees, the nearest branches at a distance not closer than 3.5-4 meters. I live on the fourth floor of the ninth floor. In the last six months, on the branches in front of my window, I noticed:
- a bouquet of flowers in a red envelope, attached to the branch, 1 piece.
- Polyethylene pack empty, attached to the branch, 2 pieces.
A piece of bread, deeply attached to the branch, 1 piece.
A box under the phone.Inserted on a cage, 1.
The bottle is transparent.Closed in a cage, 1st.
Attention the question! Who of the neighbors does this, how does he fuck it, and how does he fuck it?? to

I could have sent you a SMS that you can’t sleep.
When I found it. Then I wrote.
Maxime: What did I find?
Angelina: found
Maxim: >Maxim: What did I find?
>Angelina: found
Maxime: Did you understand the answer?
Angelina : No
Maxime: So what did you find?
Angelina : No
Maximum of O_O

Marina: here
by Alexei?
I need a guy who is good at excel.
Alexey: Where to get that!
Marina is not?
Do you have a shell?
Marina: I need help urgently!
Maybe I can, I can solve the problem.
Marina: a little later, the staff is still very busy.
No question, I need it, I’ll wait.

I noticed such a trend: the older women, the greater and worse they are. The older you are, the better and more fun :)
Belfgor

XXX is:
He leaves in 2 months, but waiting so long is too long, if things go bad again, I’ll leave sooner
I am not a masochist to torture myself.
YYY :
A salon masochist? Is this some sort of new perversion, like tormenting yourself with salt?)) Probably somehow related to gorkofilia and onion fetish))

Loft: Sometimes there is a feeling that the whole internet works on folly and insults, and if everyone starts to behave appropriately, and respect each other. The internet is breaking down and it will never work again)))
Ed: Did you not know? You are a fool, you don’t have to know such basic things.
Loft: Same shit)))

It feels like April and December work a day in two.

rrr: I was accepted today as a proger to the office I was talking about, although I only went to them for the first interview at all.
RRR: It was accepted as I was not prepared at all.
rrr: I came, I was taken by the leading proger to the partition, I began to ask about the PHP, if I worked with databases, if I know scripts, all kinds of test tasks of various kinds of primitiveness.
RRR: Sitting for almost an hour
rrr: the door opens, another proger with a laptop enters and asks a colleague what is happening here and what he is doing here, say, work axle and generally need to consult about templates
rrr: the first proger meets the type of interview I conduct
RRR: The second asks – do you have nothing to do? He sits in front of me, puts a laptop, goes to infometer.ru, writes "A man in front of me can work as a programmer" and turns the laptop to us.
rrr: the infameter writes "Infa 74%", the second proger says, you see, everything is okay.
rrr: short, today and the pocket offer received, and signed, and tomorrow I leave
rrr: I just don't have the right, I can't miss such an office and not work in it))))

The troll:
Oh women! To get an orgasm in so many centuries they have never learned, but imitate it almost from the very, imho, stone age.

Oh guys! For so many centuries they have not learned to know from girls how they like it, but they complain that they imitate pleasure, so as not to harm the self-love of these males.

Ishpanec: Yes, you are still that damn
Jay: No, I’m nice, fucking and purple

News from Mail.ru:

Poetry festival in Afghanistan ended in shooting

Yesterday evening in Ashan. I go to the box, there is the cashier (k), a guy of 25 years old. I extend the cactus, then there is a dialogue:
Q: This is the most coloured cactus I’ve ever seen. He even has red lashes. Why do you buy it?
I: I think he is cute.
K: I think not. You, girls, I noticed, you love all the cuddles. Cactuses and roses.
I: The men...

xxx 21:56
I tested the honey book. The results on Wednesday for lunch are ready and I have a trip to meetings at 16:00, well, I am coming to KVD on the 12th day and the nurse before my nose announces that I have finished working and wait for an hour to come another and I am late and with all my open soul I say to her girl I can't wait for me to leave today for a trip. And here the heart-hearted grandfather sitting in a row gives. Sister, tell her the results, and then all the soldiers don’t let God give birth.

XXX: Listen to me
XXX: Don’t be afraid of me.
XXX: I’m ready to believe you’re a peder.
YYY: Listen, don’t scare me, I’m ready to believe you don’t.
xxx: =) enough of the pederast theme
YYY: Yes you are right. I hate pets.
Are you a pitcher?
xxx: not
YYY: Will you be friends with me and hate peddlers?
YYY: We can even watch a film about the piddles to know the enemy in the face.
XXX is fucking.

Democracy is useful for:
and Baba;
The whistle;
of Homosexuals;
The mentally sick.
For the heterosexual white man, democracy is a series of prohibitions. Don’t worry, don’t tell pidders that they are pidders, babies just press their complexes and united logic, mentally ill people can’t be killed for numerous acts of violence.
Excellent form of government.

What can I do to get to sleep?
yyy: I think hot milk with honey will help..or in a warm bath.
zzz: Only a scarf on the face. Only Hardcore

One day you will ask me what I love more: you or life. I’ll say: "a wet bowl"... and you’ll stay, because you’re also fucking (c)

I am driving, my wife is on the right. The road is terrible – spring, Russia. After a delicious pit, I mourn road drivers for the poor quality of the road.
The wife throws a replica:
- This is probably b / u asphalt from Europe. there removed, we put it.

Have you married well?
by Mitchell (
Old: What happened?
Mitrich: My sense of humor will make me die in old age and no one will bring me the last bite of water.
Old man: So what?? to
mitrich:no what mla...in ZAGSE at the wedding took helium into his mouth and replied "yes, agree"...this plan was carried out for two months...