According to Zombie, football commentator:
"Torbinsky is replaced, and he is not Dymon, but Dmitry Torbinsky.

No assertion is undeniable, probably.)

Comments on the film:
X: 3 out of 10. There were moments I almost slept.
y: 2 out of 10, were moments when I fell asleep
z: 0 out of 10 probably have moments, but I didn’t look at it. Sleeped

Q: You know how to cook?
I can’t eat for a long time.

C playmarket, keyboard discussion:
The xxx:
The program does not know the basic words of the Russian language, and instead of the typed word will put any bullshit, especially if hello to the set somewhere sealed, instead of correcting the error suggests to insert the nonsense based on this bullshit, to type the text is not possible you need to constantly monitor what she puts there, and to insert she loves any shit instead of the right word, the program wrote my girlfriend a prostitute instead of forgive, this just fucking writes what she wants and it is called a smartkeyboard.
Comment for the day after:
The girl is a real prostitute, a good keyboard.

Advertising on the website of the Russian Post: "New Year: preparation for peak loads". I understand, of course, that our mail is extremely slow, but that in April they are still preparing for the new year...

Reading the phrase “Obeying the Federal Covenant “On the Protection of Children from Information Propagating Common Sense”", I immediately understood why we have so many “nearby” children...

2.04.13 in our city the asphalt has almost melted, and in your city the spring has begun?

From a conversation with a friend:
Q: What is Linux? Some kind of medicine?
I am... the medicine.
P: And from what?
The Syndrome of the Neural Programmer

Once it happened.
Dad told me. He served in Murmansk in the 1980s. Snow one winter did not even have time to completely break up, because at the end of July it became +10, and then in mid-August suddenly zero and a new fell.

xxx: It is difficult to understand the example of the solution of diffur on Haskell, when you see diffur for the second time in life, and Haskell is the first...

They do repairs at our entrance, paint everything with some ugly long-drying paint. I have a new jacket and I don’t want to wear it. The way out of the problem is brilliant - to walk along the entrance in the rainbow, which is bright red and generally cute. And here I go into the entrance (in the rainbow), and there aunt some with small children. My aunt is in panic.
Who are you, where are you, why are you?! to
The reaction of the children was much more fun.
The Red Hat has arrived!
Good mood for the whole night =)))

The game "mafia" on one unpopular site:

Alexamio: On the other hand, what else can a stupid boxer say with an IQ=45?

Genki: as practice shows, he can advertise MTS and be a member of parliament. But indeed, do not lynch a man for what he offers to kill everyone.

Tindarey: Well, for a member of our country 45 is the norm.

Gaydamakin: 32 is the norm.

Fighting the ban on the sale of alcohol is the same as fighting the closure of toilets.

Onishchenko proposes to close 1,500 websites.
- It reminds me of a pregnant schoolgirl rubbing weight loss cream in the blisters.

They say mat. fak. changed the name?
Yes, now the fact.myth, but the essence remains)))))
And why?
- well throw, before the student thought:"A, mat.fak, a lot of matana, I will not go!". A shets :"O, Faculty of Mathematics and Information Technology, I will go to inf.technology)))"
The graduate arrives,

And he’s there as a killer, killer, killer!!!! to

xxx: She put me 75 in the record and 63 in the record! How is it?! to
WOW: This is the Commission.

I stand somehow in collecting to pay payments. The payment is split in half, there is money to pay. I am standing in a row. Suddenly, I look next to me on the floor a thousand rolls. Well, I bended, the type of rope to tie, unnoticedly raised and put in my pocket. It’s just gone, there’s no money. I go to the window, give a bill and look at the money is missing exactly a thousand... It turned out that I found and picked up my own falling thousand. And there is nothing to be glad that I did not lose with the ends, but found it, so on the contrary, I was very upset! I thought I had a thousand more, but it turns out I didn’t have it. by Naeb...

I am now in transition to Timiryazevskaya. My grandfather's mints are driven away who sells strawberries in plastic containers. And aunt is such a mindset – let me take one box, and then drive it out. and. and. and.

When I went to the swimming pool, I was frozen, especially my legs. He went in, changed his clothes, wore swimsuits, went to the shower, flushed, wore a hat and glasses. I go out to the swimming pool, removed the shorts and when I started to go down the stairs into the water, I noticed that I was crawling in my socks)))

Ni(c)