He witnessed a subtle first-April trolling. At the beginning of the working day, one employee with an absolutely serious and almost solemn face congratulated a colleague (objectively speaking a bit stupid) with a professional holiday. The professional fool smiled polishedly and thanked the congratulator, bringing all present in indescribable enthusiasm. Only 30 seconds later he realized that somewhere there was a...

Two doctors came out of the closet.
And they fled, Hook.

Dmitry
No matter the SP. What do you want?
Assy
White Lamborghini, a house on the Maldives, 4-5 children and a lot of money
Dmitry
Not a lot of children?

From the news: "Onishchenko found 1700 websites about suicide"

Commentary under the news : "Sorry, help him decide what way to choose"

Well, the Ice Battle without a small 800 years ago was, there is a more refreshing example.
We were somehow at excavations not far from those places, but not at Wonder, but closer to Pskovsky. They cut out the "language" (a grandfather from the local, he was already a conscious boy in those years), he told. To them in the village (on the shore of the lake) faschies on dogs on the ice jumped. Where they came from is unknown, because we took them on the shore and drove them all down. And it was April 30, 1944, the ice was all standing. And I was small (in the early 1980s), the rivers opened in May. So this is a Russian spring :)

Alexey, let’s make friends and fuck?! to
Okay... Okay... Okay.
AHAHAHA from April 1
Do you mean friendship and fuck away?! to
Oh yeah yeah!
Let’s fuck at least =)

The boss rejoiced: I open the door to the toilet, and right in front of me there he sinkes. The following dialogue:
I: I am the first...
N: Of us two, the first to go to the toilet was invented by me in 1981.
I am the Argumeneeent.

You are also overwhelmed by immigrants who have just arrived in Russia and do not understand why in March the snow has not melted yet?

All covered in greenery, absolutely all, the island of deceit in the ocean is...
YYY: What, also left in Cyprus?

I love winter in early May.
There is heavy ice on the rivers.
and the wind of May,
I borrowed snow.

Swine

In the venereological department, the patient's conversation in the registration room:
We need to record your phone number.
I gave my wife’s number.
We need your number.
- <Dicts >
Is this your number?
They are Larissa’s neighbors.
What will we tell her? What is Syphilis?

My colleagues told me on the morning of April 1 that it was April 2. Whether they were fools or fools, I don’t know.

My girlfriend has a loose throat, she sits and whispers. I decided to joke.
Q: And where is this sunshine my throat cold, heaven kissed in the wind?
She turns to me with such a sublime voice.
D: Going in a car with the windows open was a mistake.
I have no cars...
Do I think I’ll joke or laugh?
I asked a friend and he said, fuck... and laugh.

Previously, washes were poured into the toilet, today - on the Internet.

Oh childhood
A few days ago I had to go to the radio market of Zhdanovich (the Minchans know), while looking for what was needed for a long time looking at the window, I was distracted by a child's crying and whispering with the demand to buy a helicopter. It became interesting, turned around and right behind the back is a daddy with a son of 6-8 years and near the showcase of radio-controlled models of helicopters, I am also interested in aviation. I went to see what happened, and the seller did not disappoint everything shows how beautiful helicopters fly (I was fascinated by aviation modeling in the past), and the weather without the wind was a grace, in one word, the seller managed two helicopters at once which barrageed over our heads. In general, the aviation show has gathered a fairly decent crowd of people so 15-20 mostly men in the area of 35-45 years, and here a small all cries and roars what a father is not good does not want to buy him a helicopter. The men, having looked at all this matter, say to his dad that he had lost money to buy a small toy, and he says, "Yes, I bought him last week." Here the little one breaks down on a whistle and says, "Ah, I bought it, and you play yourself and you don't give it to me." Rushed for a long time. Oh childhood.
Congratulations on the Day of Space!
Jazz is

Everyone has a brain. Not everyone followed the instructions.

Every morning is good, and it’s not your fault that you didn’t sleep.

ses: I read the article "By 2016 Moscow will be rid of blockades". Date of publication: 01 April 2013. Hmm...

It is a wicked thing to breastfeed long. Some people use their breasts as a nipple before going to bed. Your baby can’t fall asleep until you give them breasts.
I: I too...

by Kiu:
Ok to Ok.
The morning...
I dreamed that I had superpowers and saved mankind. And then my pride enslaved me and I robbed a meat store. It was magnificent. Now I understand the irony. Only the Orthodox saints have superpowers, because only they can cope with them. And if the power gets an ordinary man, he will definitely rob a meat store. I haven’t eaten so much smoked meat in a dream. Having superpowers is great.