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[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №3171
 02.04.2008
Only in Ukraine is the Day of the Fool celebrated.
The guilty party was brought from the US.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №3170
 02.04.2008
...it was in those ancient times when people on the network wrote "hello" and "bear"...

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №3169
 02.04.2008
Do you know how to increase the number of characters in the matcad after the fifth?
TRENDY: in the settings of thread search
Ship is cold?
Ship: Really in settings to look for?
Damn, I think the system needs to be removed.
Thank you, but the search has already begun.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №3168
 02.04.2008
The prayer:
In our time it has become very relevant to write on the walls of the entrances "there was Vasya","there we drank" and so on.
But I still can’t look quietly at the inscription "Here Fuck Tolica"...

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №3167
 02.04.2008
Can Xenon be put on the car?
Yes, what kind of car do you have?
– Greet Wool
Comes with 3500R.
The pause...
Maybe it’s a Chinese shit!? to

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №3166
 02.04.2008
by Philip Petrovich:
I went here to school American pick up a niece so there by history they pass that the Americans won the 2nd World War, killed Hitler and raised their flag over the Reichstag))))))))))) and Berlin they took ))))) I of course fixed her and said as it was actually )))) you would see that she answered me stupid ))))) she said: I will not allow communist propaganda here and everything in this spirit)))))))) NOW I FINALLY BLAT took and how I chased her in Russian, so she was in the hole... The class liked Russian mat))))

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №3165
 02.04.2008
1933: Yes, all of them
1933: The target with the small no longer sits
1933: I’d rather not go anywhere than leave a bloodshed alone with this body.
PiuPiu: Oh yeah! That happened?? to
PiuPiu: Did he drink?
1933: well fuck, target smart, I say, read books with him, discovery look, extend the vocabulary to the child
In 1933 he was fucking. I picked a small one, in the evening it is shared: Daddy, grit, do you know what is univisable? So what, I say? This is when you can rub the papers and rub the cabbage and put the cabbage in it!

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №3164
 02.04.2008
I looked at my photos of years edak at 13-14 and I think: and how could this be wasted?!?!? to

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №3163
 02.04.2008
XXXXXX

Only in Ukraine is the Day of the Fool celebrated.
The guilty party was brought from the US.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №3162
 02.04.2008
I have Linux.
2: omg, I sympathize with you (((
1: Is it so bad? XDD
2 to 0_0
2 of course bad!!! to
2: This generally occurs in women at 50 years old
You are only 15!!! to
1:...
1: This CLIMAX is called, stupid fool

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №3161
 02.04.2008
Today, the neighbor earned a life-saving badge.

I came home, wildly frozen. I decided to shoot my legs and at the same time shave myself. The electric shave. In general, I sat on a chair, lowered my legs in the bench, turned on the shaver, and then a neighbor entered the room. With a wild cry of "Sasha, don’t!" he threw me off the chair. And then another ten minutes I heard that I was still someone dear, and my mom is waiting for me at home.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №3160
 02.04.2008
xxx: Did you know that there was a bunch of excerpts from a textbook in Russian on the tower?
yyy: Padonkaff has to teach
xxx: they don’t understand the dick, they do not understand the dick, and they put the plugs.))))

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №3159
 02.04.2008
We understand the proposal at the seminar on the Russian language: "Yurka shaken his eyes, but the land never saw" One group thoughtfully: "Gagarine what?..."

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №3158
 02.04.2008
This is a Japanese game. The phone is deaf to touch.
KurokawaKazumo: I’ve always liked the "Jungle name".
Melifaro is UGU. and the Fort Boyar.
KurokawaKazumo: And such dumb games, when all kinds of Chinese, French, Russian hernias are engaged. I forgot the name.
Melifaro: The Olympics

[ + 42 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №3157
 02.04.2008
A bell at the door. I open. Two are in shape. One of them:
Ivan Ivan Ivanovich Are you ready to serve your country?
And you, on the first of April! (I closed the door sharply)
They are still there, calling. What to do?!? to

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №3156
 02.04.2008
Deported from the church pop who baptized Dima Bilan...
from Loki

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №3155
 02.04.2008
I was in the store today. One guy has a phone call and here is a conversation: Hi dear, okay. How is pregnant? What are you whipping? I told you to take the pills!! I told you to buy Ganoderma!!! I am 19 years old and you decided to ruin my life!!! You are a bit of a bitch!!!!!!!!!!!! I will come and make an abortion for you!!! What is April 1st? Go to GTA!

[ + 7 - ] Comment quote №3154
 02.04.2008
by 2Ksu:
Chew, forgive me! I acted like the last shit, and I understand that I deserved total ignorance. But in these two weeks I understood and changed a lot. I can’t live without you and every day in ignorance deprives my life of meaning. I know you are reading the abyss in the evening and so I am writing this now standing on my knees under your window with blue curtains pouring out tears of repentance. Please forgive me and come back. I love you and can’t live without you!

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №3153
 02.04.2008
The largest black hole is in the state pocket.

Vasily Lukash

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №3152
 02.04.2008
Talk about military charges.

Medical students after 4 courses (Almaty State Institute - AGMI)

Military gatherings in Sarasota. The time of action is the USSR. Mostly

Students have been serviced for a long time. After the battle, it is dark in the barracks.

They talk, tell anecdotes and so on. I think that students,

No one is standing in the cave). Flying into the Cascade

The drunken man is captured from the military department and begins to scream:

- My name is Colonel Epatko, I replace one letter and I get it.

Fuck you!! I will be all of you!! After the “Outbite” command, the entire company must

Go to Sleep!! (And another minute is in the same style.)

He answered out of the darkness:

You go to...!!! to



The Lieutenant Colonel is in shock... He turns and silently goes out. In the morning of

In the morning inspection, this fool from the building built the whole company and every

I made him repeat in his face, “Let you go on...i!!!” Hotel by Voice

Find out who sent it.



And for a long time over the crying in the fresh morning air was loud.

“Let me go to...i!!!”



by PS. No one was identified by Colonel Detective.

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