Not long music played, not long buttons we regretted

I want to have a friend in my old age who could be called and whispered with an old-fashioned trembling voice: “Well, old, when will we spend our retirement?” :D

Xxy is very touched, col in the throat..)))
Who are you and who are you ? ? ?

You don’t think we didn’t like Anthony! We talked so sweetly with him...He even promised to buy us tickets for a concert of some Nirvana!!!! to

Fuck, how uncomfortable you feel when in the morning on the way to work in your apparent machine, standing on the light, singing a good song playing on the radio, and even trying to do a couple of dance moves...And then, raising your eyes, you find several dozen hateful looks from the crowded tram opposite.

Zly: Why do my questions for the state exam on economics coincide with those that were on the entrance exam? 0 - O

Meet at the Monument in the Centre
YYY: How do I know you?
xxx: I have long dark hair, a pink jacket, a black bag, brown eyes, long legs and smooth, elastic weddars
YYY: Is it the type that doesn’t shake when you wear water?
XXX: I don’t understand
YYY: Per you meant shit?

My wife is wonderful! But there’s one whisper – periodically asks me "What are you thinking about now?" Answer right away and honestly.
I sit and play. From the back comes this "strange" question. Without thinking for a long time, I answered:"About you, of course".
Silent singing in the corner, then with an insult: "Again ugliness you think of me?and "

Who to offend?

The xxx is hidden under the coat. He does not throw the shit, even though he is in the belt where he is attached.
Yuu, you don’t understand anything! It stands there on the leaves.
YYYYYYYYYYY
xxx ohhh
Xxx Swedish
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

The conversation between two teammates at work.
How did you remove the disc?
I cut the knives!
Are you whipping anything?
In the sense?
He is a fucking Titanic! How did you cut him? (I asked one of them with rounded balls)

Once with a friend decided to disassemble his killed computer disassembled in 2 hours collected 2 days in the end when a colored strip appeared on the screen and nothing but the computer was loaded and done. It turned out that if you pull your head up and down, you can see the picture I don’t know how, but the picture was clear, well, we are sitting down and pulling the bowls and here in the room comes a friend of mommy. The quiet bull of the computer, the monitor with a strip and 2 fools with a huge speed worship him.

Andrei Ivanov joined the group Anonymous Psychological Support.

No one knew.

A blonde (BL), who graduated from the university with a red diploma and works in the same state structure (thank you Papi), shares impressions with the employee (C):
BL: You can imagine, I am in shock! It turns out that the straw horse was wooden! I’ve been thinking all my life: How did people get caught up in it? Has the stomach been cut or fed by people? I watched the movie, and it’s wood!! to
Q: Hey... do you mean a Trojan horse?
BL: What did you know?? to

I want to thank the young man who helped me today when I lost consciousness (Kyivskaya). thank you for the support, coat, taxi, help, attention and selflessness. I never knew your name, but thank you very much.

Faust (12:34:20 1/04/2011)
In the mind or on the calculator?? to

Kitty (12:34:28 1/04/2011)
At school, I did mathematics as well. [...]

Faust (12:34:53 1/04/2011)
Good luck with your math ? ? ?

Kitty (12:35:06 1/04/2011)
Fuck it!! Do not write to me anymore!!!! to

Faust (12:39:04 1/04/2011)
and ROFL

Thank you, of course, but I’d rather fuck with Natasha all night than with your Ubuntu.

World of Tanks:
At the beginning of the battle, the team has several American tanks (5-6).
One writes to the team: Yankees, there is oil in the enemy base, we need it!!! to

She: You are the best man in the world!
Today, the idiots are gone.

V: I buy gum every day. and constantly with a delayed shelf life... orbit ceased to import to Russia
Q: Do you buy something in one place? and :)
V: Fuck it right.

Q: How about drinking?
I haven't been in my mouth for 3 months :)
Q: How about drinking?

Monitoring of society:
Q: What is inflation?
K: "the whisper of money* a lot of goods is little.
I don’t hear you, repeat it.
Q: There is not much money!
N: What is something?
Q: There is not much money!! to
N: I have understood.
When everybody gave up the work, she approached the bone and asked, “What is inflation?” I wrote there by similarity of sounds, not sure"
A lot of money is a lot of money!!!! to
Nasta begins to be furiously red and beats herself with her hand on the head.
N: Couldn’t you say more clearly? I wrote "many money gave little"