xxx: He was afraid to go to interviews, the type of me will not be taken, I will not succeed
You are no longer taken, you are sitting on your ass!

I worked as an assistant in the construction - money was very needed and there was nowhere to go. In total, we were five assistants: the cranes were lifted and placed in the ends of the building gas concrete and brick on the floor, and we were already scattered throughout the floor on the cars. I went to the general and offered to buy two ROCLA trucks, so that the pallet could be pulled away at once and not fitted with the trucks. Thus, the purchase of a single truck at the cost of the work of one assistant per month, according to my calculations, increased productivity in times. I was thanked. I bought the trucks.

Guess who was fired the next day?

I understood what age it was when it turned out that my daughter was a fan of the actor for whom I was a fan at her age.No, he is older, of course... but I still have the feeling that I am not that old, but died and I share an inheritance :)

Obedient children become obedient people, and work for those who have been disobedient.

My mother was born in 1937. In 1941, she saved the lives of herself and her mother. And also to me, my sister and all the next generations, and that I hope to the damn how many lives. She just pulled off the ropes on her shoes. began to fall. She cried, began to crawl. The bomb shelter in which they fled was under a seven-story building of bourgeois times. The German bomb passed all these floors and exploded in a bomb shelter. And my grandmother has never rushed her mom when she tied her ropes.

Mom, can I go for a walk?! to
- Daughter, do not invent, marriage registration in 15 minutes.

The middle-aged entered the music, there was listening... The teacher's run-after the parents, whose child? We have a full reception. It is underneath the laughter!!... and...'
We go home with Mishka. I wonder what happened at the meeting (he was only 6 years old then). And he says' mom, they didn't give a single child a song to sing, they made the rhythm kick off. And I went out and asked me not to be interrupted, or the meaning of the song will not be understood!'' Next followed the 6 cuplets of the spring about the steam car.....and Myška I have a small rooster, but very bass...I imagine that to the sixth cuplet with the teachers was done.

Have you ever encountered the expression "holds the book up your feet"? The book has no legs.)

The perverse ones! Tell me what I look at between the pages. © by

I had to watch today.

Two little girls:
and Serena!
and Serena!
and Serena!
One is another:
Why do we need serenity?
I do not know.
In the hysteria:
Seriously!! to

 And I always want to ask, "Well, show me, show me these infamous ALL, why do I never see them anywhere? Where are they hiding?" There is no answer...

This is basic, my colleague.
All of them are those who scream in the head of a certain character at the moment ;)

We are standing with our daughter (10 months old) in the children's clinic waiting for the elevator. Suitable for mother and daughter (5 years old).
I watch the following conversation.
Mom, look at what a beautiful girl.
Mom (M) And why did you decide that it was a girl (daughter dressed so that it is not clear whether it was a boy or a girl).
Because all girls are like their dad, and boys are like their moms. She doesn’t look like her mother, she’s a girl.
My daughter is very similar to my dad.

In a good odmin, the cat in the box replaces the shredder.

It will not go without entry. My eldest son is Arthem, he is 19. He lives with his mother and her new family. My mother's husband's name is Sasha - so it turned out that we were heavy. Their little son, too, their mother is Sasha.
Calls yesterday to deal with his new younger brother:
How was your brother called?
and Jan.
Thank you gods...
How did you want?
Most importantly, not Sasha.

From comments to news about chatbot from MS
This is what they have not yet released their bot in Russia online. He would have already talked about a couple of criminal articles :)

I make a committee of the next upgrade, Git assigned to it version e6a3dec. I have a bad feeling...

When I come to my parents, I want to take a shower, close in the most distant room and cut off, and wake up in a different universe.

Lawyer, 37 years

I will answer -
It was very careless to delete the Windows.old folder on the accountant’s computer during the cleaning process. Who knew that there was 1C installed :("

No removal on the computer accountant, fucking! Remember this all "sysadmin", "Aichi engineers" and other "children programmers"!

The second is either a full backup, or we remove the old winchester with the data, put a new one and copy the data from the old one. And in general, we treat the computer as if it was a mine of time.
Because it’s a computer accountant, fucking!

Van, I love you very much, just sometimes there’s no time to even eat and go to the toilet.
YYY: I love you too. It is a pity that we rarely see each other, even though we live together.

Timlide now said well: "Well, how is the project XX? Do you see the end of the world in the tunnel?

Dmitry Rogozin, the domestic deputy prime minister, says that the missiles built by Russian specialists will receive the names of the rivers of the Russian Federation.

and HYHYHY:
Distance from Doyoolgo
Flying "River Woooolga"
Flying "River Wooolga"
The end of all...