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[ + 62 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №45363
 02.04.2011
Buttons are appreciated. thank you.

and tacit.

But in the case - a friend today handed over the driving in GAI. I was in a column in three cars. Which inspector is the chief. IMHO, to be compact and fast to take. The instructor is transferred to another car - it becomes the head. Others adjust behind it (behind the steering wheel, of course, the instructor). So on the second car they went to the track, where you can calmly go 60.

The instructor tells a friend - speed up to 60 and at the crossroads - straight. Everything is fine, the friend broke up and here... From the words of my comrade: "Chih-krrrrrrrrrrr-dish-Buh".

The instructor sneezed and pressed the pedal. on the brake. Up to six. He was frightened by what he had done. Seconds of delay was enough for the next car to enter the back of the main car... and the next one - the next one... As a result - no one was injured - by a miracle. But the funniest is the accident due to the fault of the inspector of the GIBDD, taking the exam, and the unacceptably long reaction time of the instructors, who were behind the driving of guided cars.

April 1st just started.

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №45362
 02.04.2011
ArhiDavid: After the first driving lesson I realized that I needed a car with an automaton

ArhiDavid: after the second with cruise control

ArhiDavid: after third with the driver

[ + 83 - ] Comment quote №45361
 02.04.2011
The first April. This is the most real joke in my life, no one has ever managed to swim.
1 the class. The lesson begins. Our teacher announces that we need to build a medical centre for injections. I remember building up as couples in an empty school corridor, remembering how scary it was and how I wanted to escape. She holds a break and says this promise "FIRST APRIL!"
The highest pilot - to play 30, even seven-year-old children alone and without a requisite.

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №45360
 02.04.2011
X make me think, right? T_T
“Think with a magic stick!”
x = becomes a dough
Then I pulled the stick again, think!
X is a car
and O_O
Y * convulsively struck with a stick * Think-Think!
with big eyes waiting for results
x * rats * commodity * column*
The magic here is powerless.

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №45359
 02.04.2011
I saw an epic picture in the store today. In front of me there are three in the line: a strong guy in a leather, a bearded-looking man with a pearl, and a boy of seventeen years. The boy in a leash stretches a five thousand and asks for a cola. Then the male grabs out the mint dirty little stuff and asks for vodka. The boy points to the beer shelves and says:
- Give two beers... khm - looks back at previous buyers and thoughtfully so - Kola give..)

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №45358
 02.04.2011
Before getting a job in the specialty - in law enforcement agencies, I worked as a sales manager in the "Eurosite".I doctyloscope (take fingerprints) and photograph conditionally convicted and hardly hold back, to say goodbye not to give a smiling "Goodbye! All good to you! Come to us again! We will be very pleased!!and "

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №45357
 02.04.2011
The seven deadly sins, unlike humans, are immortal.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №45356
 02.04.2011
Crazy fees
This incredible story was told by Gennady.
Logofet, who "served" as a translator consultant for the Tbilisi Dynamics in the 1981 year.
On the eve of the final match of the Cup with the team "Karl Caess" from the DDR
Logofet went into the room to the defender Tengiz Sulakvelidze and caught him for mathematical calculations:
Fifteen footballers, two massagers, a coach, a doctor, a logofet.
Tango, what do you think?
Wait for Genoa, you will take it. We were told that if we won, we would win two hundred.
Dollars are given! It turns out: fifteen games, two massages.
Tangiz, you did not understand! Two hundred for each.
Sulakvelidze understood the information for a moment and said:
Two hundred for each. Let’s break the “Carl” pieces!

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №45355
 02.04.2011
Basics of Orthodox Culture. The Teacher:
And remember, my children! Those who will study on "4" and "5" will go to heaven. A is
Those who study on “2” and “3”, go to hell!
Wool from the back:
Marianne, can’t you finish school alive?

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №45354
 02.04.2011
A couple of mountains.

Prepod: In order to check the density of the strain, you need to put your hand to the wall of the mine and hit it with a break.

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №45353
 02.04.2011
xxx (15:36:02 05/03/2011):
In short, I will remove you. You are constantly silent. I cannot communicate with you! Don’t look for my win. You know why...? Because I am joking! Smile to! Send it to your friends and scare them. From April 1st!

yyy (15:36:54 05/03/2011):
Fuck, who are you? O_O

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №45352
 02.04.2011
I go to the garbage dump. Looking around a tank, a guy mistakes half-gopnically with crazy eyes and turns some armor in his hands. Carefully looking at me and asking: "Small things will not be found?" A little shake, I give out: "Where do I have the little things, only for the washing went out..." and sweet so, confidently, I smile. and pause. In the eyes of the guy appears an unhealthy light and he gives out: "What is your name? Could you leave a number?"
No one has met me yet...

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №45351
 02.04.2011
April 1 comes from a familiar SMS:
I am pregnant, what should I do?
until the 2nd of April :)

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №45350
 02.04.2011
The leading seller stands on the stairs with ice cream, we hear further with a standing stand, here the hop fits and there is such a dialogue:
Give me three rubles.
Go to: Go to;
Hop long ftikaet stands, then the genius phrase -
Give me the ice cream!
The curtain.

[ + 133 - ] Comment quote №45349
 02.04.2011
I came up with a new reality show "Stay Alive" with deputies in the lead role:
Officials with their families without any kind of cars settle in the Soviet Union and get a subsistence minimum. The goal is to live for a month.

Scandals, intrigues, cannibalism, suicide attempts and all this you will see in the new reality show on TNT. Do not miss!

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №45348
 02.04.2011
Che: And really, why are you so in a hurry to offer her a date?

Well, I’m just tired of walking around, so there’s no reason for her to think I’m just joking with her.

Che: and you chose April 1 to offer her a date)) genius)))) :DDD

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №45347
 02.04.2011
She is: Listen I have a question. Why do men not stand up during sex? :D
He: Well, it’s not about us.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №45346
 02.04.2011
They did it! They added all the buttons we asked for.

[ + 74 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №45345
 02.04.2011
I don’t understand why in Japan, robots dance, play violin and talk silently, while Japanese people are running around the nuclear plant and trying to pour it out with water?
Porcupine: Robots have better trade unions

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №45344
 01.04.2011
Today, before the exam, we are sitting with the group members. Someone says “I want to eat, drink and fuck” and went to give up!After a while he goes out and says “Now I want to eat and drink!”and "

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