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[ + 40 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №126216
 01.04.2016
The driver of the Minsk transport company, which carried the animal for the Hungarian circus, escaped an African elephant, who is walking now somewhere in the Ukrainian forest. When the driver came to the Ukrainian law enforcement to declare the incident, he was first forced to pass the alcoholic intoxication test.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №126215
 01.04.2016
Vimeo (where milk is transported) and buttocks (where the spruce is transported) are in frightening proximity. Do not wash the wipes. Of course, the dogs do not do anything else) is still a shit.

The man from whom you were born is near your ass and intestines (!!) and closer. Nude is understood?

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №126214
 01.04.2016
A 90-year-old grandmother sits at the table and eats soup. I lay on the table of thin lavish, pour cheese, mayonnaise, smelt with a fork 3 hot cocklets, fresh cucumbers, wrap, with pleasure start to eat. Then she asks me why I eat paper and what the recipe is.

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