Loneliness is when you turn off anti-spam.

What was your biggest shame in life?

Who needs to: I didn’t go to the MGU.
PaDuKyJIuT: I did not enter the MGU.
Senshirou: I entered the MGU.

Alexey: Well, what will you do?
I would drink vodka, but I didn’t...
Alexey: (offended and outrageously) 0_o And I What, ubiquito.........

A cage with hamsters was brought to work. They are a great replacement for the shredder: they work slower, but the quality is just amazing!
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You hear, you just don’t try to miss through this cat shredder – you’ll lose the technique...

From the preparation:
Chicken, I love in any form (in my childhood, even raw from the kitchen stole and bite in the silk until my mom takes away)

A cruel childhood =))

likeSun
I came up with you a nick abbreviated from Ivanov Alexei well reflecting your charismatic personality

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Ivanal

<axis> You came late, I thought you would get up right away
<Max> went to Sasha. I came with a ticket with a description (almost literally) "I am green. Chicken barometer at three quarters. Who is Lenin?"
<Max> long learned that a Turkish tester smoked

Chuvaku, who promised to become a homosexual after seeing the quote.
Do you like it? ?

I bought a cat. He’s whipped like a rage in the house.
Let’s all buy a cat and arrange a cat run.
and nine? We don’t eat so much!
We will only feed the one who wins.

From one blog:
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And Somali pirates do not call themselves pirates, but “hydropartisan” or “aquacosaki”.

And many more people, when they do not know which letter to write in the word, try different, and look at which version does not overwhelm it?

I understand everything, of course, but how can you be registered in the ASK on December 6, 1974 (!) The year at 21:43:21???? to

A splinterless splinter, a bunch of ash and two rubber pads tried to fuse a high-voltage cable.

The wife's brother asked immediately after work to come to him and set up adsl - internet on the wi fi modem. I immediately invited them to dinner.
This is the first time I’m going to work for food.)

In the year so in 97 at a meeting of the dean at the university together with students (there was such a fashion) deputy. Dean Veniamin Grigoryevich Podolsky on the phrase of one student that the dean inserts sticks into the wheels jumped up and issued the following phrase: "Please clarify which sticks and to whom specifically I inserted."

Old age is when only money excites.
http://aforizmi.narod.ru

http://proza.ru/2009/04/18/297

When I was a little girl, she once went hunting with me.
Early in the morning, it was still dark, we went with her to the river.
and Papule! So dark! I am scared!
“And to you,” I thought, and I said loudly, “Nothing, daughter, soon.”
The dawn. Step faster, or the ducks will all fly away.”
She was sleepy and her legs were cluttered.
“And to you!” I thought and put my daughter on my neck.
A loose backpack. Weight is taken.
I set her down on the shore and began to get a gun out of the cage.
“Dad, it’s cold for me!” the daughter cried.
“What about you!” I thought, took off my jacket and started wrapping my daughter.
and closer. I felt the cold now.
“Daddy, I want to eat,” the man immediately said.
“What about you!” I thought and began to take out the sandwiches from the backpack.
and thermos.
At this time, I hear a characteristic whisper above my head. The duck has passed.
“What about you!” I thought and looked at them with an anguish.
The girl started chewing the sandwich, but dropped it.
“And to you!” I thought, picked up the sandwich, ripped off the grass and gave it.
by Ella.
“He’s dirty!” she said reasonably.
“And to you!” I thought, but with patience, I pulled it out of the package.
A piece of sausage.
“I don’t want a sausage,” the man insulted.
“What about you?” I thought and gave her an apple.
She began to sneeze and sneeze.
At this time, I see – they are flying... I’ve prepared, I’ve thrown up the rifle. And here she shakes.
I said, “Dad, I want to write.”
And to you! I shoot anyway. The grandmother! By the way! Here is Unknown!
I hear a quiet whisper. I see the little girl standing, scared.
Close the ears. The clothes are wet. It was her reaction when
The Babak. But changing her is nothing. There are no spare socks.
“And to you!” I cried out in my hearts. Pulled a gun, drove in.
He picked up his backpack and, thinking, drowned with his daughter home.
When they returned, she dressed in dry socks and hugged me tightly:
“Dad, I love you so much!” I felt like I would take her.
myself again.

Why do we have so long internet bills?
This is because someone has a headache too often.

Yesterday he gave me a wonderful evening...He wasn’t home all night.

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