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[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №46583
 27.04.2011
"I currently have a Windows IX-ER".
It is five :)

[ + 68 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №46582
 27.04.2011
Mr.D: Yesterday I bought wide jeans for the summer. My grandmother called them "Sharovary". I remember last summer... The balls really baked...

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №46581
 27.04.2011
Discussion on Wikipedia:
Have you deleted my article about the outdoors?
And the reason?
It is forbidden to write about yourself on Wikipedia.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №46580
 27.04.2011
If I knew where I would fall, I would lay down the slums.
He probably fell out of a helicopter on a debris.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №46579
 27.04.2011
Life in Brighton
Yesterday evening I hear someone loudly screaming in the courtyard, I look out the window. There is a family dispute: the grandmother on the man orets and comes together. At the threshold, he suddenly stops, issuing the phrase Go fuck yourself! The man was not confused and burned out - Yes, I'm throwing up, fool!

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №46578
 27.04.2011
The onset of spring was marked by a new surge in popularity of posts from those who lack sex, masqueraded as widespread arguments about what are all butterflies (or that all men are lustful goats).
Near May 9th, another joke on the topic of the Georgian tape is coming!

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №46577
 27.04.2011
There is revitalization in the office - someone puts long planned order on the table, breaking old papers into pieces, someone emotionally debates about a new project, someone just talks about hurricanes and economic driving...
This is because there is no internet in the morning.

[ + 97 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №46576
 27.04.2011
I got some oil from the refrigerator, but I stuck the egg. It started to fall, but since I had a great reaction, I shrugged my hand to catch it. I reached, but I did not catch it, but let it fly through the kitchen. And, Zuko, got straight into the fan :(

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №46575
 27.04.2011
A: To be honest, a smile is what I always pay attention to. Even if she has beautiful breasts.
Especially if the girl has beautiful breasts.

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №46574
 27.04.2011
xxx: a lot of 90-60-90 if the iq is in the same range?

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №46573
 27.04.2011
Fort: How is it?
Ella is super! Moving with your husband?
Fort: And who has more?

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №46572
 27.04.2011
Answer by mail:
Title: Wind Flying
First Reply: Sadly

[ + 101 - ] Comment quote №46571
 27.04.2011
- No, he's a guy to niko, the current examples of him kill me...
Cho is not?
- Like those phrases.. "Yes, yes... in the nineties I remember the sand barrel was not shared with a friend, such a slaughter was"
Well what? Those times were...
“Nooo... it’s no shame that he was 88 years old, and the stove was plastic, with sand from the sandbox at the kindergarten?

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №46570
 27.04.2011
If the summer will be as hot as the previous one, the most relevant podcast will be "Hi, I have air conditioning"

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №46569
 27.04.2011
XXX: The Bullet to Me
The crowd of girls will come.
XXX: Believing in the Signs
XXX: I have a set of hooks down here :D

[ + 85 - ] Comment quote №46568
 27.04.2011
I decided to buy ice cream today. I go to the store, I read the first price note: ►Ice ice cream in the eye.◄ I bow... as it turned out, not in vain. A little lower is the price: ►Chocolate ice cream. See also:◄ HD

[ + 83 - ] Comment quote №46567
 27.04.2011
have survived. I locked myself in my own room from my own cat.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №46566
 27.04.2011
She: I am bored.
I guess I already know the internet.
He: Oh, fucking myself, let’s go to me as a provider for 350r per month?

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №46565
 27.04.2011
On Monday morning I found money in my pocket, writing to my beloved:
I have some money in my pocket.
Roma: I laid you on Saturday. to sing. In other words, buy yourself something.

[ + 88 - ] Comment quote №46564
 27.04.2011
Something seems to me that the weight of strawberry on the packaging is time to indicate not in kilograms, but in carats

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