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[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №63492
 28.04.2012
It is about the design of the bed.

xxxx: over the back of the hand should be made.
Playing with armpits*
YYY : Why?
XXX is how. You should be comfortable in your knee position. :)
YYY: Well then let’s do more looping for the hands and legs and make a hook over the bed, walk like that.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №63491
 28.04.2012
We stand in the military committee in front of the door of the commission, where the verdict is delivered.From there a guy comes out with a sad look:"Shit, don't take". Further applause and roast :D

[ + 29 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №63490
 28.04.2012
A special type of man.
He just has a mess in his head.
Oh yeah manna :)
And with the pieces xD

[ + 36 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №63489
 28.04.2012
I always thought of Godin as the coolest wizard.
xxx: My worldview collapsed when my girlfriend pulled out the scarf through her sleeves.

[ + 52 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №63488
 27.04.2012
Damy:...I miss between my ears when the boss calls me an iPad, but when he called me the director of the Internet, I couldn’t stand it.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №63487
 27.04.2012
On Tuesday, April 17, the production of one of the cheapest in the world was completed.
Russian car market - Lada-2107
They had to devour all the drawings so that evil would not return.

[ + 43 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №63486
 27.04.2012
I dreamed that Kipelov from the stage sings the songs of Hope Kadysheva, and the hall sings him... in connection with this there are several questions:
How do I know that these are the songs of Hope Kadysheva?
How do I know the songs of Hope Kadysheva?! to

Scuco, and he sang well.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №63485
 27.04.2012
xxx: Dear, you say if you have someone... I’ll understand everything... and I’ll go quietly and unnoticed.
YYYY: Yes
That is how I knew Kobe!!! You will be able to get your stuff in an hour!!!! to

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №63484
 27.04.2012
- "The Runner on the Leash" has watched?
– not
- Well, the type there guy with the help of questions could determine who in front of him - Android or not
Or an iPhone?

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №63483
 27.04.2012
Daddy: Yesterday I watched the show as a woman adopted a child from a former mistress who died during childbirth. Could you be noble as well?
Violetka: Of course, just let her die for the beginning.

[ + 32 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №63482
 27.04.2012
JohnDoe13: And for you, gentlemen, porn videos need to be posted in the form of a zip-archive, which contains thousands of jpeg images and one wav file. You will get the pleasure twice: first when assembling the video, and then when viewing what came out. And if you first re-number images or synchronize the audio...

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №63481
 27.04.2012
Yesterday, therefore, I go to the workplace to the toilet on the case and find thick roses scattered around the toilet.
It was unwilling to recall that beautiful girls cuddle with flowers and blow with butterflies!
Judging by the inappropriation, it seems that one of them had diarrhea and she didn't get a little)))

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №63480
 27.04.2012
I pulled out the tick, I come with him to the hospital, I approach the registry, showing the animal:
and salutation. Where are we with him?
The girl who works there:
Today you are nowhere, and tomorrow you will go to Morga.
- O_O
I cried out:
Is it all so critical?
It seemed to her that she cried:
Yes, we have a laboratory there from the torch.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №63479
 27.04.2012
Champagne, a box of sweets, a bath foam, a bouquet of roses, condoms - 2500 rubles on a MasterCard card. The envy in the eyes of the cashier is invaluable.

[ + 38 - ] [6 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №63478
 27.04.2012
I would take the cat.

The Scottish

But no shit.

Scottish: tough, wearing a Kilt and a two-handed sword

by Michael (10:07) :
Eat Haggis and drink whisky for at least 12 years.

Instead of a cowboy, he plays on the wool.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №63477
 27.04.2012
XHHH: The bath of champagne for losers Here I have a champagne entrance!!! I have a whole box broken up (((
How could you kill so much champagne?(((The smell is probably not transmitted in the entrance))))))
xxh: Julia, the neighbors are very happy to say the spirit of aristocracy vibrates at the entrance )))

[ + 37 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №63476
 27.04.2012
I play WOT, I get excited, I start from the base, I decided to see who followed me, looked around. Hm, a good team, a wife on the couch with a book, and a banging cat on the box.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №63475
 27.04.2012
Commentary on the film "Robot" of Indian production

Mono: The movie is clean to crack. But what progress – the Indians removed the “fantasy”!!! By the way, on the New Year's holidays showed Indian horrors about ghosts and aliens in them too without motor songs and dances did not do.

GLDRaptor: Mono, the Earthman! We’re here to kill all your men, make your women our slaves, and put children on the organs!

So let’s sing about it!! to

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №63474
 27.04.2012
Sitting at work found out that you can not simultaneously open more than 91 windows of the built-in application "calculator".

Thank you for a pleasant end to the work day! I checked. Nippon is possible!

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №63473
 27.04.2012
In the Yellow Sea successfully completed the active phase of the largest in the history of Russia and China joint exercises. Crews of ships, among them the Russian missile cruiser "Varyag", performed perfectly all combat tasks, including repelling the attack of the conditional pirates..." Imagine pirates attacking the missile cruiser.

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