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[ + 48 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №45303
 01.04.2011
Serious conversation, he will put forward and justify his point of view, bringing serious arguments...
HH:... is it not?
The Tentacle!
thx: >.<

How can you talk to a man seriously?! to

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №45302
 01.04.2011
If I could go back in time, I would have done it differently!
HH: But it feels like it would be the same shit...

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №45301
 01.04.2011
He worked as an investigator and in order to facilitate his work and not to rewrite a hundred times the same thing with numerous presentations and re-presentations of accusations, he came up with a short phrase during the interrogation: "I fully acknowledge the guilt and sincerely regret what I have done." Then, when the case is filed and sent to the court, I read one of the interrogation protocols and see this: I fully acknowledge the guilt in which I sincerely regret.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №45300
 01.04.2011
Vitaly (09:26:23 31/03/2011)
and HI
Vitaly (09:26:28 31/03/2011)
Do you know this is a file?
Mummy with waterland (09:26:33 31/03/2011)
Yes Yes
Vitaly (09:26:37 31/03/2011)
This is when the fucking you went to shave in the working hours
Vitaly (09:26:45 31/03/2011)
The next chair of the director is cut.
Vitaly (09:26:46 31/03/2011)
) is
Mummy with waterland (09:27:12 31/03/2011)
and ROFL

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №45299
 01.04.2011
Lost in Heaven: The average brain mass of men is 1375 grams, women - 1275 grams.
Men carry more unnecessary weight on themselves.( by
If women had 100 extra grams, they would have become hysterical.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №45298
 01.04.2011
Have you dropped from the bank in the surgeon?
2 is no. by wife
Have you been married at the bank? and :)
2 is worse
I was married to a black hole in the budget

[ + 38 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №45297
 01.04.2011
Listen, well, why does the knife fall, the fork is all known, and why does the fork fall?
YYY: No, you’re really like you haven’t studied in the universe!! to

[ + 66 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №45296
 01.04.2011
The blues of headphones has an interesting undocumented feature. The fact that your phone has pulled out your pocket, you will only know when the bus leaves the stop.

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