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Serious conversation, he will put forward and justify his point of view, bringing serious arguments...
HH:... is it not?
The Tentacle!
thx: >.<
How can you talk to a man seriously?! to
If I could go back in time, I would have done it differently!
HH: But it feels like it would be the same shit...
He worked as an investigator and in order to facilitate his work and not to rewrite a hundred times the same thing with numerous presentations and re-presentations of accusations, he came up with a short phrase during the interrogation: "I fully acknowledge the guilt and sincerely regret what I have done." Then, when the case is filed and sent to the court, I read one of the interrogation protocols and see this: I fully acknowledge the guilt in which I sincerely regret.
Vitaly (09:26:23 31/03/2011)
and HI
Vitaly (09:26:28 31/03/2011)
Do you know this is a file?
Mummy with waterland (09:26:33 31/03/2011)
Yes Yes
Vitaly (09:26:37 31/03/2011)
This is when the fucking you went to shave in the working hours
Vitaly (09:26:45 31/03/2011)
The next chair of the director is cut.
Vitaly (09:26:46 31/03/2011)
) is
Mummy with waterland (09:27:12 31/03/2011)
and ROFL
Lost in Heaven: The average brain mass of men is 1375 grams, women - 1275 grams.
Men carry more unnecessary weight on themselves.( by
If women had 100 extra grams, they would have become hysterical.
Have you dropped from the bank in the surgeon?
2 is no. by wife
Have you been married at the bank? and :)
2 is worse
I was married to a black hole in the budget
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Listen, well, why does the knife fall, the fork is all known, and why does the fork fall?
YYY: No, you’re really like you haven’t studied in the universe!! to
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The blues of headphones has an interesting undocumented feature. The fact that your phone has pulled out your pocket, you will only know when the bus leaves the stop.