Dialogue with a five-year-old son who entered the home sports complex:
You first put the bed and then lie down.
What if I go first, and then Matt?
So it will be!

I was at the reception with the surgeon, to all the complaints one answer - you need to move more, you, silence, no matter how healthy. He said, “Don’t you see them?

Iambroandnooneelse: I have a strange ability.
iambroandnooneelse: I can teach others to do what I can’t do myself

How did I go to Japan. There means this discussion about the new film: "Snow White and the Hunter". Who is more beautiful, Snow White or Queen? Well, there’s a saying, but the comment killed me :D

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Is it a good thing for the evil queen?

I watch the anger of the gods. There giants cyclops walk, in the frame you can see the hand, the foot, the head - not entirely fit. And a giant black shadow of hands across the screen. With a glass of beer and a plastic glass. I was at the beginning of the aggression of the cyclops O_o

Mom and daughter talk about traveling to relatives. Driving around the day:
I will take the cat with me.
D: How do we take her?
M in the bag. He will sit there all the time.
D: Ah, will sit in that dark bag and think: "All day. All night. What the fuck?"

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Created a new folder on the disk D. I went to Properties, placed the box on Hide (Hidden folder).Click OK and this folder completely disappeared from where it was created. How do I know where she is?

The workshop on repair of household appliances:
Hi to you. Can I talk to a refrigerator repair master?
I am a master.
I broke my refrigerator.
So, what do you want from me?

from Rambler: "The most aggressive recognized drivers of compact cars"
Now it is clear why "Oku" was removed from production.

Do you have a wireless internet?
Son – Yes
So take him home and finally go to dinner!

I repaired the switch. Now he does not work.

Yesterday a friend killed me with the phrase:
– I borrowed this WoW, I don’t have time at all... I haven’t seen so much Anime yet!
I worry about him.

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In Moscow, three dogs stole the car of their owner, stole a traffic accident and fled from the scene in front of the employees of the GIBDD.

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Better to do and regret than not to do and regret.
YYY: Yes, I do not agree. It can also be sterilized.

[5:09]HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Please come to me and take the cat off my bed! He will not hurt you as much as me. Please get up early tomorrow! Be a man!

Malvine: I work as a communicator. A few years ago, I assisted a colleague with switching the cable. Our work is supervised by the Chief Engineer (GI). A colleague said to me, “Put out that shit, put a bit of a bit, put a bit of a bit... and so on. I give everything correctly. After the job, G.I. says to our boss: “I understand that they understand each other. But how?? Let us drink!!! to

During the laboratory work on "Electronic Business", two defaches discuss something in half a voice for a long time. Then one loudly and indignantly says:
Opera is not a search engine, but a provider.

News on the HUB:

U.S. military to replace Blackberry smartphones with Android

Commentary :
First of all, houses with electricity will be seized.

I ate 5 packs of Viagra.
WOW: And what?
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You guys, you won’t believe it!
WOW : WOW?
Q: Did I say that we have the ugliest sysadmin in the head of the worker?
See also: Nea What is there?
XHH: I came from our shutdown in the head. I parked. Next to it, an empty place is hooked by a jaguar. You are beautiful, shit! Siddhartha is out of it! As I stood, so I sat.
WOW: The bigger ones.
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I know him from work. I ask – from where? They talked. In short, he still has an in-net store and a company service with a bunch of workers, he is a breeder of cats of the race Cornish Rex!! And he made a second one to us with his corner. He is driving on Lexus.
by Pepe
Do you know what is most funny?
Do they have cars that are better than the directors?
Oh yeah no. No one has the second, no girls. Time is lacking. So I think I’ll introduce them to Christina and Olya.
In fact, there are real tricks.)