> in retirement, medical fear and social. Fear is paid by the employer; VAT is paid by the store in the person of the principal; excise duties are paid by the producer of the goods, etc.
A shit in the head, or just fat.
Here came to the store Vasya Popkin, bought for 100 rubles. The boss is sitting like that and thinking, yes, I need to pay 18 rubles of tax, where would I get them? I’ll do the shield, I’ll pay from my salary. So what?
Borrow 20180, the next time your mom asks your dad about the money for repairs or for another household, don't forget to call the container and her.
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Do not exaggerate:
See today on news sites: Moscow authorities will pay 86 million rubles for the uplift of clouds on Easter.
Because of prayer, no one believes. Why do we celebrate?
It is not clear who will be paid for. It is not excluded that it is the diocese for prayer.
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“If a man is not registered, will he be able to give birth at home?”
Why is this category of people stamping children as a conveyor?
News: The head of the Tatar Medžlis of Crimea called for the seizure of the peninsula. Members of the Medellin are 33 people."
This is worse than the threats of the Baltic States, with its two tanks!
"What is the difference between religion and religion?"
Religion is an organized faith. With the Board of Directors and Management
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Men are funny.
think if you wrote hello, you're cute, then the next phrase "let's go" will be quite logical
to the name:
Not every name is attached to a man. The name should be such that it is convenient to wash the floor." (c) Terry Pratchett
As a child, thanks to my older brother, I learned the song "Three Tanks" with a minor modification.
That night the samurai decided.
Crossing the border, you fools.
I loved singing small. I had great success at demonstrations when I didn’t have time to shut my mouth.
xxx: Prince William and Harry played the attackers in "Star Wars"
What have you achieved? :)
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Played with the boss in a role-playing game "Can I give you a salary today or not?"
I have lost.( by
When it’s Friday night, I don’t want to binge.
I want to be in a coma... and get out of it on Monday morning to work, resting.
Director, 29 years old
About ageing and adulthood. I have a funny girl at 40. It differs in the fact that any fist lies with a serious look. It lights up a couple of times.
And here comes for tea - for computer affairs, it hurts.
She saw the boys riding on the boards. I stopped looking. The guys noticed and asked her what to say? She explained that it just didn’t happen at her time, she was interested. The boys offered her to ride, and even did it: that is, they took their arms, helped get on the board and rolled a pretty whispering aunt two circles. And she stumbled on two things: 1) her peers called her bad words, that is, at old age she suddenly became a joke! 2) A police officer approached them, attracted by a whisper, and asked what was happening. And the guys of the choir gave friendship: Yes, we are here to catch my grandmother!
by Zy. They promised to teach her, in the fortress she went to buy herself a board under the sensitive guidance of the youth.
XXX: Prikyn, always laughed at the various loops, who after a long period of use of the technique, found that they had not yet taken the film, due to which the quality of the images was unclear.
YYY: Well, there’s something behind you, and what?
XXX: I will not laugh anymore. Yesterday I picked up the phone, something wasn’t exactly connected. The main camera was in the film. Three months of use and it was not seen at all!
YYY: With a return to reality.
The Ministry of Foreign Affairs ordered an infrasound system to influence law enforcement violators:
xxx: According to the description, they need powerful columns and a disc with a Russian tail.
yyy:> It is also written: nonlethal effects.
begemotik_bondi: Going on the slopes in the middle of the forest on the trail saw a breakdown. The path is narrow, low. There is no road nearby, to the nearest residence a few kilometers. Normal like that. Heavy, one and a half meters long, not rusty, working species. He was lying across the road, orphaned. Probably someone swallowed.
congregatio: Oh, and we somehow many years ago found it in the woods :))) Maybe they grow there?
begemotik_bondi: (With the Voice of Drozda)
Wild individuals of this species live in the forest, but it is almost impossible to notice them, they are extremely hidden. And only the sick crawl on the paths and paths in search of help. Thus, there was the domestication of their man. and :)
Washing in the Middle Ages was a mistake. The Church believed that the body is perishable, it is not permissible to take care of it, it is necessary to think about the purity of the spirit. In addition, the washing of the body is inevitably associated with nakedness, which after the "offense" of Adam and Eve - shame and shame.
Healthy bodily and, especially, young by age, should wash as rarely as possible.
St. Bishop"
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See today on news sites: Moscow authorities will pay 86 million rubles for the uplift of clouds on Easter.
Because of prayer, no one believes. Why do we celebrate?
“The Lord God could have stopped the hand of the operator, who, controlling the reactor, made a terrible mistake. The Lord has forgiven, and many people have contributed by their death to the atonement of the sins of many,” the patriarch said.
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The sick bastard.
by 20172
And I was charged with the minor “LGBT community representatives.” They are the children of 404. I am bisexual myself.
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Is there anything special about trolls?
Bisexual is dear. You have already experimented, but you forget that other children have no experience of yours yet. And they are scared, they try to understand themselves, and if not scary, then they are given hormones in their heads and they can do things: today I want that, tomorrow it. And if there is a place where they can help them understand themselves without threatening to betray the homophobic anathema – that’s great!
Sorryforgotyourname: Understand, people are not chess figures on the field of life that you can replace. But even if they were, you don’t know how to play chess.