xxx: I encountered today in a doll selling topic an instructive, in its kind, announcement: "I sell an interactive doll. He says a lot.”

xxx> Earth wolves form monogamous pairs. However, if the male is unable to defend his territory, the female pairs with another, more dominant male, although the offspring is later protected by her permanent partner.
yyy> is fun
xxx> the spotted hero of the friendzone

"Geniuses" from journalism continue to burn.
British customs officials (but not scientists) seized 2 kg of cocaine off the coast of Scotland.

A man was going to sink. Standing on a bridge with a borderstone on its neck. A woman runs to him and cries:
Man stand up! Wait and don’t jump!
What do you need?
The woman stretching the package:
Take the cats...

Comment on the video with the bending body of the ship:
The fuselage of the aircraft in flight is deformed even more noticeably, and so that passengers do not notice this - hanging curtains, dividing a long curved pipe into several short, the deformation is not so noticeable. and :)

(Review on the tripadvisor on the lobby bar of the 5* hotel)
The bar is great, especially nice to come here after a hard work sleep, and then do not rush to go to your room.

In Mortal Kombat X at the beginning of the battle, there is a fun dialogue between Scorpion and Sub-Zero.
Scorpio: "Everyone skips these anyway."
Sab-Ziro: "I love you"
Scorpio: "I know."

Who eats a pack of peelings
He will get... a watermelon!! to
Tired of!! to
Where do sent and received quotes go?
Two days I see the same shit around the circle.

Who is "Chess and Mat"? Those who from the very beginning wrote that the authorities finally off-laminated and can no longer come up with who and for what to cause the scandalous case, finally saw a sad confirmation. There will be no hooligans who have decided to fail to pray to the Mother of God and for this instead of just fifteen jokes that have ripped two years of noise and demands of public burning, so back and forth and to the dance at a closed performance, or the color of bee costumes is somewhat suspicious, and now to a situation where Nothing is inappropriate, nor really erotic can be crossed - we stick anyway.

Tomorrow they will turn your own daughter on the street, because in the spring she will wear a yellow coat and blue jeans, and the consciousness of the mental wicked will consider this to be the propaganda of the Ukrainian flag.

I went to the store to buy a deodorant. The headquarters is pop. Buying a perfume. The price is indicated on the box: 666r.
Father: "Besovskaya price to..."
"This is not what we invented."
Father: "Devils, their mother... Can you spray hot on the ruble that, and?..."

If a person matures after unsuccessful attempts to twist something, then this person is clearly unprofessional.
But your owner would try to twist off the knee shaft a year after some abricks planted it on an anti-vibration seal along the entire length of the scissor. We drank the skyscraper. And a goose. After curling the engine (V6 3.2 l) on the table from the effort under the collar length of 1.6 meters.

US Defense Ministry: Russian hackers hacked into Pentagon systems
The Russians are so regularly breaking the Pentagon that the idea arises involuntarily: do we need a nuclear shield? Per we should use Pindosky?

My son spends a lot of time at the computer.
My husband accused me of not getting away from the TV.

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YYU: Yes, you are not okay with the punctuation.

fff: Here they will ask me:" You probably painted grass in the army?"
FFF: And I would proudly answer: "No. I did not suffer such a hernia. I painted the moss."

xxx: I decided to shoot an electric car driver a cigarette and heard him talking to a cleaner, such as about the cancellation of trains. It turned out that they were driving attention... by Yandex electric cars!!! to

The Pearl Collection:

You are positioning yourself as a sympathy in the forehead.

Greek girl: I wanted to send the author in the ass, and he has already been sent. What to do now?

The goldfish? Thirty-three years, the man could not make the grandmother cuddle, he waited for everything until it was done.

Xenia: Favorite grandmother’s game: "Guess why I’m offended by you. And to be even more interesting, I’m not talking to you".

I hate this game. I immediately leave her.

Xenia: I can’t play it. Because I cannot not talk.

by Ugo. Your favorite game: Find out why I’ve offended you, listen to it a hundred times, understand how little you are, how I hate you, and it would be better if we never met.

c) Gurzillla