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[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №4311
 27.04.2008
How is it?
Tell me, what kind of shit do you need?

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №4310
 27.04.2008
If even a good lawyer can’t help with divorce,

You may need a separate key.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №4309
 27.04.2008
I live in Rostov. by Don. Every day I go to the stop nearby.

The Conservatory. And I hear the loud cries of some rare bird, which clearly

He lives on the roof. Every day she shrugged her head and waited for it to take off.

this rare bird, which so loudly and terrifyingly cries in the center quite

A big city?

I found out that there are no birds!! This is an oret in the recording box,

To drive away the pigeons who go to the Conservatory!!!! to

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №4308
 27.04.2008
What happens if the Heroes of Russia Kadyrov and Yamadayev silence each other?

The Sorter?

They will be Heroes of Russia twice.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №4307
 27.04.2008
<chh> yes, I’m 13 years old
<wow> anonymous
<chh> what is it? Do you want to show my passport?
<x> fucking...

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №4306
 27.04.2008
Nothing brings you up in the morning like a fresh server.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №4305
 27.04.2008
I went from the technician, I met 2 real hopes: sports costumes, baskets, short hairstyles, dumb looks.I almost racked up, if I was holding back, but the laughter of me was still out.They noticed.Well, I count on them, I look at them and hiccake.
Hearing, what are the problems?
I: Yes No
They: What are you breaking?
I: Yes, I go, I think "I’d like to break the seeds".And I see, you go.Now a direct gift of fate.You have.
They looked around, slipped into their pockets and poured off a handful.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №4304
 27.04.2008
miledi_fucking (01:41:01 22/04/2008)
Cash thought that when we put her on the table with beer, vodka, etc., she broke)))

KompotiK (01:41:22 22/04/2008)
Did you put it on the table?


KompotiK (01:41:26 22/04/2008)
x D

miledi_fucking (01:41:36 22/04/2008)
Yes...

miledi_fucking (01:41:46 22/04/2008)
I wiped it off later.)

miledi_fucking (01:42:06 22/04/2008)
Whose dog is this? ?

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №4303
 27.04.2008
In a questionnaire asked how you treat your former classmates wrote: If I go home and a classmate goes ahead and we are on the way, then I am more interested in listening to the flash.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №4302
 27.04.2008
We got a new employee to work, only after universe. I did not know about remote management.
In the morning, when I found something on the compass, I called the ITshniks and forgot about it. At lunch she leaves her photos on the comp, here the mouse suddenly closes the photos itself, the notebook opens and a large text is picked "What happened?"

By the face of the employee it was evident that she believed in God.)

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №4301
 27.04.2008
I go to the store to buy a cup of tea, I go without touching anyone, I cross the road, I am missed by a new lexus. I hear this dialogue from the car between the driver and his blonde girl:
B: What did I do to you?? to
Fuck your presence!! to
I forgot where I went.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №4300
 27.04.2008
Added by Girlza

Girlza: The girl! Do you meet?
GIRLZA: MINA ZAVOT KATJA!!! I have been studying at law school for 2 years!!! I love the music to go to the clubs all kinds of fun too!!!!!!!! to
Girlza: and how are you???? What do you like to do in your free time???))))) ) :*
Amsterdam89: what shit... wonder, let's get you somehow drawn in my universe and minutes so 5 with my teacher in Russian talk, how do you have the idea? You do a good thing, I think she won’t survive such a meeting.
Girlza: did you understand?? to
Amsterdam89: whoever doubts...

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №4299
 27.04.2008
>VoV2N
>Advertising by Orbit:
In the beginning there was an orbit with banana strawberries.
Now I came up with a rough surface.
I guess it will be next – orbit with puppies, or with eyebrows!
Do not forget the light.

With anesthetic...

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №4298
 27.04.2008
When the lecturer at the lecture asked what was the most visited site, everyone shouted friendly "Contact", and only I modestly said "BashOrg"...

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №4297
 27.04.2008
She: Listen, is there something wrong with your relationship?
He: Yes no, it’s okay...
Is it okay for you in sex?
He: Well yes...
She: Okay, then why do you have porn?
He: Well, you understand, every self-respecting man on the compass should have a porn player.
She: Okay, but you have 40 gigs???? to

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №4296
 27.04.2008
You look into your children’s room at night to see if they’re hidden, and if they’re okay... your actions?by :

a) You knock on the switch, turn on the light, and they wake up;

b) You will be riding on the spot until you hit the sharp cube or drop the bicycle left on the passage;

c) You will take a lamp with you to steal like a thief, and then you will notice that your children are for some reason writing in bed and cuddling.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №4295
 27.04.2008
I read an article on feminism on Wikipedia. In this paragraph, something seemed strange to me:

The theory of feminism aims to understand the nature of gender inequality and focuses on issues of politics, power, and sexuality. Deck is cool. Feminist political activity focuses on issues such as birth rights, domestic violence, maternity leave, equal pay, sexual persecution, discrimination and sexual violence.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №4294
 26.04.2008
I want to leave the internet unblocked somewhere - as soon as users start.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №4293
 26.04.2008
The blonde put an asco:

Hello to all of you!! Especially for girls from 17 to 19 :)
Krypterius: Serge, I told you yesterday why...
Serega: OOO and you are here?!!!! and :)
Krypterius: I am the only one here.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №4292
 26.04.2008
In the bus, mother to son:
Wadiq, take the jump! And hold on, or you will fall and hit, and I will give you another pinch, remember this!

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