Registered from the mess in the online toy under the nick a fucking fool, now every time at the entrance I am asked: Fucking fool, are you? Must be confirmed.( by

1: and that they didn’t even call the local prostitutes?
It was an idea, but how do you tell...
1: Speak as it is
2 – Dear prostitutes
It sounds like a treat :-)

Nature has given me life, and civilization has given me the opportunity to do nothing.and :)

Katyushka : Hi Leishik, what can be done with a 3G modem? The balance of the account is minus 74 rubles.
Fallen: The money is over
Thanks to Lech!! by Kissing
No problem, please contact me.

I’ve been to the office for an interview three times. They promised to answer about further plans and... disappeared.
HH: Well I’m not a fool, I asked, what kind of naphid is this? In response there was something like - blame, but at the moment bla-bla we are not ready bla-bla we will return to your candidacy later if the cancers on the mountain burst.
xxh: Naturally asked to voice the reason for the refusal, except for the one about the broken cancers. I also recommend the rules of good tone for candidates.
Oh, and here I come... "Katy, hello. What a troublesome thing is this..."
xxx: here I wanted a feedback and got it, it's called))))))))) But the girl burned off - follow the addresses of the candidate and the boss
After a couple of minutes, the girl flew away from herself to correct, she writes that she gives her feedback on the seventh lunar day because of the zombie candidates who sprung from all the gaps and that as a professional I am upset, but for their mega-puppy company I still do not fit.
She answered in her spirit.
xxx: well, there are such files, with the sending of letters not there... but say you do not get upset very much, I got the most real feedback, not an official nonsense :). Competences, judging by communication with the bosses, I just have (unless you need to be able to dance bugy-vugi with parallel jongling, standing on a rope). But in any case, the “problem” of your company is as visible to me as mine is to you. So it’s mutual, so it’s good :)

A quote from a mosquito:
x: I didn't get frozen and ordered delivery from Taganrog

XXX: Spam has come: Pleasure will come to you. The most beautiful women with delivery.
YYY: Has he called? Order for lunch!
XXX: to ask if they work on the wasteland and sort as a cartridge refuelling?
YYY : Oh! It is super! Get our cartridges!

The call:
Hi to you. Is it a veterinary station?
Hi to you. Yes is.
Can I take a dog to Germany?
Yes it can.
Can I have a cat?
Girl, I can do it.
Could a monkey?
Yes, it can, but it is more difficult.
Thank you very much!
Back in the back – we take a hammer and we go...
to Goodbye.
to Goodbye.

(Conversation under a beer)

She: I’m in such a state that you can do anything with me now.)

He: I’m in such a state that I can’t do anything with you.

If your dreams do not stretch for a couple of lifetime terms, then they are dreams.

The Last Romantic

During three hours of sitting still on the bench, my arms and legs got stuck. Why didn’t I put a soft pillow under me?
You move a little and the grandfather cries right through the closed door of the country house:
Do not move! Sit as you sit.

And the most spicy thing was that I was dressed in my grandmother’s shirt and coat. On the head of grandmother Panama, in the hands of a cutting rod and a large bouquet of flowers.
And all this mess was organized by my grandfather Vasya – an absolute technician and pragmatist, deprived of all kinds of romance and unnecessary nonsense.
When I grew up, I realized how romantic my grandfather was.
I am as far away from him as I am from the organ of the Berlin Cathedral.
In general, he was a rather strange person – had two higher education (matematician and aircraft builder) lived in different cities, headed the department in the universe, but at the same time until his death, not once (!) I have not been outside of Ukraine. I have not even seen the sea.
He almost didn’t watch TV, he was kidding with strawberries in the country, and in his sleep, as a novelist, he read thick books on algebra, while listening to the old discs of Mario Lanza and Caruso at 78th speed.

Most of all, Grandpa loved Grandma Shura and without any reason, made her sweet surprises.
Here, I cut out the oak stick with patterns and the inscription "Shura", scattered the reader for reading books, wrote poems on self-made cards (although without a claim to rhythm, but regularly). Is it little...

When the grandmother was going to the country, she could be seen from a distance, while she was slowly descending from the mountain for forty minutes.
The grandfather hanged a large bronze stick on the doorstep and beat it so that the grandmother, there on the mountain, knew that Vasya had already seen her and was waiting for her.
And on the way, the grandfather on the columns and fencing made rear seats so that the grandmother could rest on the road.

Sometimes he was too fascinated and as Robinson Crusoe built such huge "boats" that it is impossible to pull from the depths of the island to the ocean...
Once my grandmother noted that it would be good to have a huge basin for cooking strawberries, having the same huge cover.
My grandfather immediately took the job.
At the landfill he found a sheet of steel and went to it every day with a small blade, but weeks after weeks, he still drank a circle of the desired diameter. He polished to the mirror glow, spinning the holes, deliberately glued the wooden door pen and solemnly presented it to Grandma Shura. The grandmother was very happy, but could not accept such a expensive gift. Not because of cocktail, but simply couldn’t take off the cover from the floor. This Spartan shield weighed slightly less than the sewer.
The sad Grandfather proposed a simple system of blocks on the ceiling to raise the lid from the floor to the pelvis with a strawberry, but the grandmother for some reason gently rejected this idea.
But her birthday was approaching and grandfather, as always, decided to jump above his head, creating something like that.
He got the idea of painting a large painting meter by one and a half, and this is despite the fact that the artist from him is the same as from Kisa Vorobyaninova.

Grandfather was able to draw only graphics of functions, and I was only the Indians shooting from machine guns.
But let's not forget that the grandfather has two higher and he has never been afraid of the difficult path to the goals set.

The intense work on the painting lasted for a week, three hours a day, no longer, because we depended on the right lighting even more than all the great Renaissance artists combined.
On the last day, four taburets were installed in front of the house, and on them a garden bench was crowded on which I was sitting in my grandmother’s clothes, hanging my legs.
Now the neighbors would call the police and accuse my grandfather of pedophilia, even if he himself shut himself in a house, dressed a ten-year-old grandson in female clothes, sat on a tall bench and screamed at him from the door...
Definitely a pervert.
Every day after the exhausting writing of the painting, the grandfather came out all sweaty, but happy. A vampire walked into the sunlight and said:
Well, the moves are up. Is it nice to go out?
I was looking forward to breaking into the house where a huge canvas hanged on the wall up my feet and tried to make a stand on my head to evaluate - what has added for today.

The picture turned out to be so chic that even Repin would probably slow down the step by passing by it. At least a little...
Grandma was just happy.
It’s a pity that this painting hasn’t been around for a long time, but for many years I remembered it until the last grass. The composition, however, is none: a fence, a piece of garden and a couple of shrines spinning out of green, and in the foreground a tired “grandmother” with a rod and flowers covering the face...
Every piece of paper, every pixel. And it is not surprising, because it was still rather not a painting, but a photograph taken with the help of our country house, for a week turned into a perfectly darkened camera of survey.
The windows were hanging, all the gaps were laid and through the hole made in the door, the light of the already ready reversed painting, lay on the canvas. It only remains to paint and paint.

In 86 suddenly died grandmother Shura and grandfather Vase, no one started to knock the self-made bell.
A month later, he quietly followed her.

When I was a child, instead of the computer and the internet, I had a childhood.

xxx: and by the way I went home by tram with a wai-fae
YYY: O_O
YYY: The number
Xxx: 26
xxx: such trolls
YYY: what about him?
xxx: there is written with yellow letters "free"
xxx: and black letters on toned glass "wi-fi"
In the end, at every stop, a grandmother comes in and asks.
What is a free tram or a free tram?
Tagged: ahahah
The driver is talking to everyone on the radio.
XXX: The internet is free.

Xaber: Why is pringles the only food product of P&G?
Vsh: This is a puddle from the production of baby shampoos.

1: When will the money be?
2 = O
3: What are they?
4: How much is there?
5: Yes, I check if this phrase does not weigh the interlocutor’s ass...
6: or the boss and the boss stopped responding after such a message
and 7 :)

Terminator: What, housing in Moscow is such a deficit that even frankly Scottish transport conditions do not lower the price for it?
SergKz: Big Theatre, guys, we’re all here because of him.
PocketElephant: do not forget about the shourm on Dmitrovskaya "U Pasha".

xxx: we have a cool task today))) we need to get 10 empty bottles)) guess how we will get them?

My teeth were cleaned at home. They were forgotten to buy for 2-3 months, so that the whole family rushed to pull them out of restaurants and cafes. This habit remains for six months. You come to the cafe - hop - the "vase" the toothbrush is empty in the bag or pocket. The father of the family - the owner of a small company - had to negotiate with a possible foreign partner. It was not possible to convince the foreigner of the company's successful financial situation - the deal collapsed at the first minute of the meeting, when my father, coming to the restaurant, by habit grabbed all the toothbrushes into his pocket.

and MV

Is it normal for my girlfriend to call it a sex dealer?

Glad it’s not an annual event.

I set the alarm at 6.20. At 7.40 a girl enters the room and says, “Girls, you have an alarm clock here...”