In the apartment, the workers brought out 4 bags of garbage and an old door that they wanted to take away. Last night someone broke the door and, attention, threw out two bags of garbage.

I went home through the area. In front of me are 2 types, such hopsticks, 26 years on average. I saw a friend and one of them shouted:
Oh yeah, the nigga! Christ has risen!
and ah!
- "Aha!"... Well you are Vanya and Beadlo!

and blh! Give me a description of the perfect man, or I have been breaking off your advice for a week! The girl is already staring at me!

The perfect man does not exist. It is invented and contains contradictory qualities so that women can blame men for not being perfect. Do not behave.

XXX:Social networks, blogs, television, glossy magazines - have nothing to do with hamstry, not to be a slaughterhouse have always been and always will be and they in combination with other social problems generate a slaughterhouse so was 20 years ago and 200 years ago in any major country of the world the author is naive as a child or he is a hero of a film like Gods with a shotgun.

YYY: Where are the blades, blades? I almost drowned!

I needed to find a photo of a student/schoolgirl with a book... long ago I hadn’t watched so much porn.

Today I drove the first axes out of the kitchen..In the end: I was hiding on the balcony, the axes were still in the kitchen (

Conversation in ASCII:
Kiss me before I go to sleep :)
Xxx = O
Xxx is:
Xxx = O
Xxx is:
Xxx = O
Xxx is:
Xxx is:
Yyy: What are you? and :-)
Xxx: my mouth is broken :)

“Children, if you have manganese and manganese in your home, do not mix them and do not burn them!”

is right! Children, mix the margarine with magnesium. And with the mango you will not get anything interesting.

I go home, get out and tell me from the threshold: "Cat, I’m fired from work!"
the voice from the toilet: the gold mine has collapsed.)

Book store, buyer - lady thirty-five years old:

- Tell me, and "The Little Prince" Exupery you only have in this edition? For me, it is a gift, and there are some children’s drawings.

I know a lot of different names and funny names, but I will never forget a guy named Rajopov Kutlimurod.

X: I and the prostitutes pay naturally =)
My Mosque, fuck me!

xxx: you won't believe I jumped on 2 gigs yesterday, I watched all day)
WOW : what?
xxx: boys and girls, as well as their parents, do you want to see fun stories... Reminds nothing?
Q: What is it that has broken?

Well, I don’t know how there is in the UK about the fact that if the turntable hasn’t turned on – it means driving gay, but we’ve got a pidaras.

A friend said:

I walk on the street, I see old acquaintances (man 6-7), decided to approach a cigarette to shoot... only approached - they me:
Do you have cigarettes?
I came up with the same question :)
- Ah, not then get up with us... we from the beginning of the 2nd was... here, we are waiting for someone with cigarettes...

% of

xxx: I look at the wedding photos of a girl from one of the schools, who was in parallel school
xxx: she has long emigrated to the UAE, and recently married some bald Arab
XXX: and despite the fact that she has lived in luxury for many years
You can’t change Russian in it. She took a photo at her wedding.
XXX: and photographed all the food, type look what a beautiful table was :D

XXX: I understand one thing here.
xxx: if in the contact on your page your photos are commented by people of the same sex as you, you have problems with the appearance and you are fucked to encourage.

I went to the site of the Yaroslavl planetarium and there news that soon you will be able to observe the second sun: "...the explosion of the supergiant can happen before the end of the year. Or at any other time in the next million years..."

Girls, girls and women, deep decolt and mines can each, but not everyone can be a good interlocutor, friend, girlfriend, wife and mother of children...

They borrowed. Leave the pale in peace, they are also needed, and from such appeals none of them has yet turned into a decent lady. But they perfectly cut idiots with a venereal set, and are also grabbers, after which you understand that when choosing a companion of life and in fact it is better to first look not in the decolt, but in the content of the skull.

Animals with beer raised up on the street. They strike.