A friend of the North grumbles the channels and irritatedly turns off the TV:
What fucking idiots are they? Three films together. In three films, the heroes are where the frost is fierce, under 40 degrees. No one has a hat.

Could you just say that right away?
How do I know what and how I should say? Whatever I say, I am always wrong.
It is not true!

and pause. The wild rocks of both.

A wise man remembers his friends, a fool remembers his enemies.
Nick Blue

My friend alpinist from his high mountain trips (Pamir,
The Himalayas and other exotics) brought a mummy. Free as a company man and shirt guy. My friend went crazy with enthusiasm:
A real mummy. The mummy was treated by the acquaintance itself, the family of the acquaintance, the relative of the acquaintance, the acquaintances of the acquaintance and the acquaintances of the acquaintances of the acquaintance. It helped almost everyone and from everything: angina passed instantly, the spikes dissolved, the stones dissolved, the grandmothers became pregnant from the April wind with the sewn start, and the men had literally everything. Naturally, the mountaineer was taken as a native and fed for slaughter. And here on the next friendly sessions, the man cheered joyfully from the abundance of delicacies, expensive drinks and beautiful babies, and the acquaintance delicately wondered if she could expect another portion of the mummy.
No question Irvine. The hero of the evening. On that
We leave in a week, in two weeks - I will deliver in the best form!
Thank you dear! A happy acquaintance broke out. With polite concern.
I wondered, is it hard to collect?
What is hard there? Go into a crap, scratch some shit:
Oh oh! The mummy!

The first rule of cleaning in the apartment: remove yourself from the computer.

one friend showed photos from the army, the inscription on the building: "CONTROL OF ALL CONTROLS" serious organization to see)))

The vacation:
A large investment company will hire a ballerina, or a girl with good choreographic data.

From you: absolute mobility, good sense of humor, knowledge of contemporary and classical dances.

Requirements: to bring tea and coffee to the staff of the office, to arrange dance performances during lunch break, to entertain the staff of the office center.

From Us: work in a stable company, timely salary, a device for TC, as well as the warm attitude of future colleagues!

XXX: He seems to be off. If it were online, it would have sent us to the shit.
Go to Fuck.
Zzzz: No, he is here

Rus: The head says - send it off, the fuck says - the head don't listen.

I sit at work watching people passing by working in a shopping center:
- Chouac went sabway (megabutterbrud who doesn't know) had on the road (!), with this filling of vegetables flew on the sides, from the back, in the same way as the hero of the game hitman, a cleaner came to him, and how let's spit on him, the guy almost drowned up)))))))

I would like to express my special gratitude to the engineers and workers who installed the CHROMED MIRCLE ROLLS on the PRIMERY in the clothing store!

Jerusalem’s contract with humanity has been extended for another year.

I had an idea... I need to give Medvedev a collection edition of WOW... Suddenly this game will save the whole country...
YYY: I don’t think a chief who plays such a crazy strategist will like it.

Do you have a haircut machine?
I only have my wife’s epilator.
Be a man - shave with an epilator! XD is

I wake up in the morning with a note on my mother’s table.
The son!
Wash the dishes.
Hungry clothes
Repair the closet.
Repair the chair.
Repair the Regiment
Go to shop.
Give a Gift to Aunt Lene
Go to mail.
There was something in the refrigerator, make yourself eat.
I walk
Happy the Easter!

You know, I’ve noticed that rich people always have such an old or cheap mobile phone!
Do you comfort yourself? >D

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How by myself?

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Like in a Japanese thriller.

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Is it how?

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Everything... worse... worse... worse... and when it seems that everything will be fine now... Pi......c and titles...

The disco. The man decided to catch up with the girl. I invited her to dance... They danced, they danced, and then he whispered to her ear: - Why are you so fat?! The girl in shock. Do you want to run together in the morning?

In the transition is beautiful graffiti: Go Vegas!! to
And below is the signature mark: Aha! Come from Russia!

The brother from the morning all in the green, including the beard - it is he cut his finger - I gru, so what you did not wake me, I would normally squeezed and bumped, he, shit, in response gives "Yes, it is easier to wake Lenin in the mausoleum than you at night".

Lisa