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[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №15900
 15.04.2009
Automatic Kalashnikov - manufactured in Russia, operates around the world, works with any banking systems. Getting cash has never been so easy.

V-Line

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №15899
 15.04.2009
The people! Please make a patent on the phrase house 3! In order not to use anywhere... call it the company, I don’t know at all.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №15898
 15.04.2009
Freelancer is fun.
I woke up, wore my pants and was at work.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №15897
 14.04.2009
Savoire vivre (16:09:36 13/04/2009)
Do you have bags at home too?! to
Petrovich_zx (16:12:57 13/04/2009)
What is a package?
Savoire vivre (16:16:04 13/04/2009)
This is kind of joke.
Petrovich_zx (16:16:41 13/04/2009)
Not a panic.
Savoire vivre (16:18:01 13/04/2009)
Do you have a large bag at home with a lot of small bags?
Petrovich_zx (16:18:32 13/04/2009)
What are you chasing? :)
Savoire vivre (16:19:07 13/04/2009)
No, for example, my grandmother collects all the bags, washes them, dries them, they then smell awful.
Savoire vivre (16:19:21 13/04/2009)
Since I was a kid, I hated packaging :)

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №15896
 14.04.2009
How did you understand the color of my hair just by reading what I am writing????????????? to

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №15895
 14.04.2009
Today on a couple on the Safety of Life activity (BJD), a conversation about how long a person can live without food, well, the predecessor says that about a month, and if a prepared person, then up to 100 days. And asking a question to the audience, and how much you students can live without food, the guy's answer from the community: " Third year!" The reaction of the audience is not meaningful to describe))

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №15894
 14.04.2009
OlegA
Did you look at the pictures yesterday?
DrAlexSimpson
Yesterday I had a violin concert in my head with an orchestra under the direction of A.Y. There is such a very talented conductor.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №15893
 14.04.2009
I replaced the standard sound of the error in the wire with the phrase "your arms from your ass grow", which I had on the comp for a long time.
A month later, I removed the video from the camera. I’m used to the sound. My father comes and takes the camera to look. While taking, the USB cable accidentally hits, which is why the screw begins to fight. The father quietly leaves the room.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №15892
 14.04.2009
The company Rotary Rocket was engaged in the development of the Roton reusable spacecraft of very original design. It was supposed to take off like a rocket and land with a helicopter screw.
They made the ashes.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №15891
 14.04.2009
only our girl after inviting the guy into the apartment, kissed like a cock, split him and herself, got a conjunctivitis from him, and as soon as he started to the main, say, "Sorry, I know too little of you to have sex with you."

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №15890
 14.04.2009
From the website dedicated to iPhones. The following lines are added to the Apple Software License Agreement:
You also agree not to use these products for purposes prohibited by U.S. law, including, without limitation, the development, design, manufacture or manufacture of nuclear, chemical, biological weapons or missiles.
The comments:
I suggest everyone to opt out of 8.1 and write a letter to Apple that we will not use 8.1.1 until they change this item =)
I just wanted to build a pair or three of the rockets and here's this stuff :(
No one knows how to synchronize a rocket with tuna?
"People, do not control a ballistic missile with an accelerometer, it is still wet and terribly swallowing. Better switch to manual mode.
People help me! If you bring rockets to California, the apple-phone goes off. I don’t know what to do straight...

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №15889
 14.04.2009
And then we came up with a name for hard German porn.
YYY: And what was the best option? and :)
xxx: "Three in the throat, not counting the dog"!

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №15888
 14.04.2009
<Jeedo> Hello you! What do you do?
<Indidge> mmm, nothing...
<Jeedo> Can I come to you and we fuck?and ;)
<Indidge> Wait... you probably want to talk to my daughter?
<Jeedo> Yes, please... :-/

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №15887
 14.04.2009
The wise administration of the community decided that the university has IT-intensive. To save electricity in the toilets, lighting with reaction to movement! To calmly deal with your need, you need to dance in the process. I am afraid of the fate of the girls.

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №15886
 14.04.2009
"As prejudiced and as one-sided
We are used to asking questions:
A narrow eye is from the east.
If it is from the West, it means Pindos,
The Ukrainian is a damaging seed.
The Russians are nonsensical prophets.
Where a Jew is, there is a shop.
Where the bandit - hundred gram rings,
A car in a jeep, with the minister.
Ballerina is in the spaghetti.
Instead of water, a canister.
The Arabs have harems in bed.
Whoever is innocent at the age of sixteen goes to the garbage.
Whoever ended with distinction - Dawn,
In every woman we see a donor.
Every macho can’t do without a sauna.
The musician is a drug addict and pedrillist.
The engineer is a hungry fool.
The boss has changed, his wife has changed.
The boss laughs - deadly smoked,
Emigrant, coward and traitor
You stay in a lie,
There is no scripture,
Agitating - sp@zdil leaflets
He built a house and killed a man.
There is a bubble - you break any one,
Sleeping with your wife is a sexual harassment.
Otherwise it would be another...
Expand your consciousness, brothers.
Change your judgments, Spinoza
In order not to fight,
Where will the whisper and tears be counted..."

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №15885
 14.04.2009
According to news reports, they repeated about the subway transmission and told how shitty it was in Moscow to the subway.
In Lianozovo, the girl hanged and left a note: tired of getting up early. :D

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №15884
 14.04.2009
I have a girlfriend, her name is Blue. And I have a graduate, he has the name Kazyavko.

The Real Conversation:

I: Well, today the graduate, Kozyavka, brought the drawings, in general, I sent him.
She : who?? to
I am a cashier. Name such
She is :o! I get married to him and make a double surname! Snooping the cage!! to

I fell...

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №15883
 14.04.2009
From the Fire:
I washed my car for the first time in six months.
Then she came to the parking lot and searched for her for a long time.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №15882
 14.04.2009
Mother's favorite issued: "Drink water from the well... In it the rabies were treated, maybe it will help you")

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №15881
 14.04.2009
Yesterday (18:33)
Hi to
Nirvana (18:33) :
Greetings
Yesterday (18:33)
Are you a virgin?
Nirvana (18:34) :
You are fucking fucking!! I don’t know how to change my nick!!!! to

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