1: a new boss appeared in the neighborhood company... a young in principle normal guy
This is the name of the washer!!
2 of 2)
1: wow... well, understandably, all the secrets immediately began to subdue him to the measure of their white-soaked essence.
1: so you think... on the third or fourth day in the office on each table was painted a print of myododyr "...SWAYER’S CHEF AND WAYER’S COMMANDER!".
2nd Ahaha
I mean, I am a normal guy.
I sit at home and smoke. I open the window and smoke (the 12th floor). Here I hear the cry "ey boy", I look down there, there is a hop. Then this scene:
I : what?
Go down, get the money.
I: Go to Nashville
He said, “I’m going to get rid of the dames!
Get up and go for treatment.
Q: You can’t follow the basar?
I'll tell you about the Bazar on the floor.
Then he thought a little and said, "I hope I don't see you here again!"
He almost fell out of the window.
He: And what have you done to him? Have you played chess?
She: Yes
In the mine?
She: Yes, play with him, don’t play the mine, you’ll suck anyway (
BananaFish: Oh, what is a depression?
Geek: The Girl Gone
BananaFish: I feel sorry. And because of what?
Geek: I said I’m giving her, I’m asking for too much.
BananaFish is like a movie. What did you demand so from her?
Geek: I just said that when we say goodbye, she would send *KISSING* smiley instead of :-* as usual.
BananaFish: Hey, have you met in real?
Geek: They should have been in the trail. meet for the first time on Sunday.
BananaFish: Wait, I’ll change her name
Fucking to whom?
BananaFish: in Romeo, Hule...
Yesterday is :
I: Tomorrow Dr. Lenin
Did he congratulate you?
I : No
Do not congratulate him.
Buffy: In general, I am the perfect wife!
Buffy: Borges I can even cook.
Go to!The perfect wife should be able to make beer.
Xana :Bone, how to download songs from the contact?
motofan :you want to download and go to the motofan folder :C:Documents and SettingsAdministratorApplication DataOperaOperaprofilecache4
Motofan: well jumped what do you need?
Xana: opened and immediately closed
Motorcycle :o_o
Xana: there is such
Motorcycle :O_O
Yes, everything remains there.
Xana: Think of it
motofan :no yes... and sort by file type weak? and find mp3
There are pictures of those satts where there was a jugger.
Motofan: and what? Have you found someone else’s porn on your note?
Tagged with: dadadada
Motorcycle :o_o
Whose note is it?
Xana: The Chief
You are expecting a dizzying climb on the office ladder :)
[22:50:03] <*-*Lovelka*-*> on which site can the toy download
[22:50:33] <Nicktian> www.ubuntu.com
[22:50:54] <Nicktian> but there are complicated toys
Just came to me in the store 4 children from the neighboring school, class 2-3, so little that they call each other "patsan", one still raising their dropped phone sang: "Number of mud three seven..." Growing generation, hoole.
There was no such thing in my childhood. Now those who survived - some are still sitting and others are bombing!
Hole to Hole!
I don’t like to joke with hats.
111 I have a bad experience with them!
by 222 km
You need to smile more often, make more jokes, and most importantly, you know what?
111 what?
222 is not violated.
111 I have been doing all these things for a long time now.
111 I hit 3 times in 3 years.... and only gave 100 times for excess speed
by 222 km
222 I modestly silenced.....pro "and only given 100 times for excess speed"
Krunick: I have been re-writing with one for over a month, everything is okay. Last week, my ex-boyfriend arrived and he was in Hungary. He brought roses and then went to his mother. He received the keys from the apartment. I have always loved him and I love him now. and added for decency "don’t think I’m a mercantile doll"
Nex: the mercantile doll is still
Krunick: Well, you are what! This is my only true love :)
Nex: the only true love of the mercantile dog :)
The all-seeing eye is a fist. The worst of all is a dumb ass!
A person becomes really close only when you are not ashamed of him.
HHH
I was a fool I looked at what I was doing and realized that I was a fool.
HHH
made of the New Year's motorcycle hat and silk tape generator van de Graaf.
HHH
Statistics are producing.
HHH
It creeps in me)
HHH
I fuck my cat with electricity.
>Sasha (20:51:19 21/04/2008)
Hi to
>Natalia Kraeva (20:51:25 21/04/2008)
Hi to
>Sasha (20:51:34 21/04/2008)
I will tell you how it burned.
>Sasha (20:52:14 21/04/2008)
So I picked up an English teacher’s number.
>Sasha (20:52:23 21/04/2008)
I sent a couple.
>Sasha (20:52:30 21/04/2008)
1) Would you dare?
>Sasha (20:52:45 21/04/2008)
Would you be a mushroom soup?
>Sasha (20:53:01 21/04/2008)
1) Have you ordered?
>Natalia Kraeva (20:53:22 21/04/2008)
And then?
>Sasha (20:53:26 21/04/2008)
No is
>Sasha (20:53:35 21/04/2008)
Guess how the couple started?
>Natalia Kraeva (20:53:56 21/04/2008)
Did he ask about the courage?
>Sasha (20:54:00 21/04/2008)
her
>Sasha (20:54:07 21/04/2008)
She called this number!
>Sasha (20:54:14 21/04/2008)
I took my phone out of my pocket.
>Natalia Kraeva (20:54:32 21/04/2008)
This is five
The best advertisement is anathema.
In the center of Moscow, at the beginning of Solyanka Street, there is a small store.
They sell printing goods and all sorts of printing supplies. by
Advertising glass shop: cartridges for printers HP, Epson, Canon
and etc. This advertisement appears to attract people to the store.
make a photocopy (in the district mainly offices, tour firms, counterparts).
There is no photocopy there. I passed by a month ago and
I see an ad on the door: Xerox is not.
Five days passed. I go past, I see: Xerox is not and just below the mark
It was not and will not be (I think they will get them).
There are five more days. I go past, I see: there is no xerox, there was no and there is no.
There will be even lower assignment and where it is we do not know!!!Well, I think
They give them.
Today I go past, I look - no old ad, hanging a new one:
1 copy of 100 rubles.
The guys went another way!
The most difficult thing is to go to the toilet.
I am looking for a cute ready-made (sorry) girl, looking 16-18 years old, black hair, approximately to the shoulder, slim. It was noticed in the metro area of Novogirevo (Moscow) on Sunday (April 20). I will be waiting at school 1666 on April 27 at 15:45.
Help me get to the top, really need it!
Q: Would you go for a walk?
I was killed in my knee in my ass today, it hurts now!
A: I was killed
X is vaseline?
A: It is scurvy!