This is fucking! Now feeds the microwave, ah, I think the chicken has already roasted.)

“Let’s play like you’re going to cook dinner and I’m playing Counter-Strike.

I stand at the stop means.Near there is a couple: a blonde girl and a guy.And you can see that the guy is nervous, apparently very somewhere in a hurry.And there is a tram, such an old model, all dirty.By behavior, it can be seen that their tram.And here 50 meters after a new, clean tram of the same route.There is dialogue:
D: Listen, let’s go here (showing a new one).
“Lena, we’re in a hurry, or do you think once he’s new, there’s more horses in him and he’ll beat everybody in the meeting?

IDFQD
A dumb thought came to my head.

IDFQD
The Pindos would not have been able to remove the 3rd from the baseball.

IDFQD
It would not have been stupid to meet the sailors and Uncle Fedor.

IDFQD
They also have sandwiches and hamburgers with bread on two sides closed.

IDFQD
And the cat would not be able to whip under the pretext "wrong sandwich eat"

NorD: Fuck, I’m stupid like a cover!
XXX: as an interruption
NORD is BLIA! I don’t even know that!! = = (

The most terrifying thing is the invisible shit.
You can enter even if you look under your feet.
There is not the most apparent invisible shit among people, you can make friends with him or you can marry him.

"We selected only the best quotes from the entire runnet..."
I saved them from you!! (= the

One more rude word and on Easter you will have nothing to paint.
by O_O

I read a book about the training system of the GRU Special Forces:

If there is a need to quietly lower the gases, you should push the fingers of the buttocks and then, in order not to give yourself a smell, quickly dissipate the air with the folds of the palms, without producing shock.

Harsh, milling, guys...

Oh no, I’m crazyly happy that we moved to Peter...the apartment is so damaged, the stream is with the telecombs, tnt I can’t catch...
Away from the city

To the story of the meteorostand on the island of Reunion (in the form of a rope hanging stone).
In the U.S. state of Wyoming there is an original wind indicator. Usually, the wind indicator is a striped mattress jacket - the more it is stretched horizontally, the stronger the wind. In Wyoming, instead of fabric, a heavy iron chain was used, one end of which was welded to a pillar thrown into the ground. And below the column is given a plaque with explanations: which angle of the deviation of the chain from the vertical corresponds to what strength of the wind.

Here is this table.
0 degrees: the indicator is broken, notify the meteorological service
30 degrees: light breeze
45 degrees: soft zephir
60 degrees: Hurricane
75 degrees: beware of low-flying trains
90 degrees: Welcome to the wonderful Wyoming!

She: I love you! Let us reconcile...
He says: for nothing!
I will break your leg.
He: Okay...

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YYY O.O in the meaning?! to
What does xxx mean? Really for the first time. Such a healthy foolish idiot with ears.
Are you talking about the Caucasian Shepherd? Fuoh, I have already imagined this post-apocalyptic painting... With ears-chips...

It was noted that for the first time "she" appeared in the cartoon "Vacancies Boniface"?

ru_auto (community of cars)

People urgently need the Red Eight

The fucking pattern does not disappear.

Today the cat from the morning turned the cup of coffee, it would be nothing, there was almost no coffee, but the cup fell on the carpet, which left a delicious spot...
XHH: Naturally, I didn’t have time to remove it and I was offended.
But, I, an evil-minded man, before the arrival of the ancestors scattered the cat’s canned beans next to the bowl.
HH: Oh, she was offended very well.

After the universe came home, there was nothing to do, looking in the mirror sparked the creativity, I think it is necessary to do something on the head I decided not to get frozen put his hair turned out like horns,after all this pleased went to work.
Switching up the music moved on foot around the city to work.I go happy, stopped the music in the player to swipe, I raise my eyes standing father and baptize me!!!!I began to scream and scream, with the heart caught.The reaction of the daddy was phenomenal with the screams: URA I have defeated the forces of evil!!!Escaped...

Now I know how tough the church is.

sP!tF!rE: in an hour the sound :(
sP!tF!rE: Bassist is late as usual
sP!tF!rE: because he is lazy ))))
You too are late.
sP!tF!rE: water: so I am a bassist

Why do birds not sing in the street?
yyy> At this time of year they should be in the south)
xxx> And the south on which side?
Yyy>...do you have a compass at home?
xxx> is only probably broken (((
yyy> and what about it?
xxx> he is always on the same side

Oh, I also count days presenting a school diary!!! Boy I love you! by Lisa