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[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №63312
 24.04.2012
Is there a difference of 4 years?
Am I... am I?? to
XXX yes
How much is she?
XXX is 18
He is 21)
XXX does not mean 5.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №63311
 24.04.2012
The street of Kuibyshev! by Kuibyshev. Not the former, but the former.

[ + 31 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №63310
 24.04.2012
It is not fair!! Zoofiles have their own free and 24-hour porn channel – Animale Planet, and we don’t!! to

[ + 30 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №63309
 24.04.2012
XXX: What do you want to say?
I want Morgan Kayen.
YYY: Porch
My phone is joking.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №63308
 24.04.2012
Fedea 23.04.12 - 11:39
Tattoos and kids? What is seeking

Elena23.04.12 - 11:44
more kms on chess, motorcycle, favorite job, home bar, drunk with alcohol and fruit tea in the kitchen, master and margarita as a table guide on life principles, classical music in headphones and prepared "go to fuck" for such "hochmachies" as you

[ + 35 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №63307
 24.04.2012
Elef: State-source control "covered" book stores. The agency banned the sale of works of a number of authors for the promotion of drugs! Out of the law are now Berrouse, Bodler and many others.

Apple: I suggest prohibiting Conan Doyle. Let’s take Shakespeare as well. And you know, Marx

Elef: Yes, Doyle has more... Holmes is a drug addict! Morpheus Bulgakov has not yet arrived.

Apple: What will we do with Costaneda? Shalom wrote about the number. Solzhenitsyn also

The memories of Alexander Vertinsky must be banned! He also used cocaine.

Apple: Yes, I think literature should be banned. In the hands of every writer, anything becomes a drug.

Apple: Dontsov, indeed, will have to leave - it clearly does not fall under the literature

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №63306
 24.04.2012
Wife (G) with a monthly son (C)

C is AA! Aaaah aaaah! Aaaahahahahahahahah! Aahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah! to
Do you want a sandwich with cheese?! to
(C) is...? Aa to? Aaa to!
So let me eat it!

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №63305
 23.04.2012
There is a gun that fires an EMI (electromagnetic pulse) into the enemy car to temporarily spoil all electronic systems and thus stop/slow down the car. And this is like a real miracle of bourgeois technology!!! to

yyy: I already imagined that it would work for us - an unstoppably carrying nine is shot with such a gun, from which it instantly stops working... The Hamlet!! to
The driver understands that continuing the pursuit without music makes no sense and gives up :)

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №63304
 23.04.2012
My world has turned around today. Monday morning, I come to work, I go to myself I walk through this arc-shaped corridor (the office building is round), I look at the automate numbering of offices, I get to the end of the corridor where our office should be, I rely on the wall. There is no office with the right number. I closed my eyes again, all the same. In every case, I open the last "needed" door - not that, other uncles and aunts are sitting and the room itself is three times smaller. I almost panic, I think, well, I was crazy, I had to go to bed earlier, then go to bed - I did not go to the other side of the corridor, no, suddenly, I notice a leaflet on the wall - all hockey, go out, go back, go in from the other side, we are there. ... has come. and hugged. On the weekend, in this very round corridor, we demolished one wall and put another – we found ourselves on the other side. The world turned.

[ + 38 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №63303
 23.04.2012
SvetlanKO: ыыыы)))))) I here in Ashka some body added with nick "PALKAVODEC". Who is this, the commander of the enemy?

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №63302
 23.04.2012
News: Shoigu spoke for accelerating the pace of development of Siberia
It is like Siberia in the Moscow region will include))))
"Sold square in the Moscow city of Krasnoyarsk, 4150 km from Novogirevo"

[ + 59 - ] [6 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №63301
 23.04.2012
To all those who say, "Why write correctly, we are not in the Russian language lesson."
I would like to meet a cashier who will count them with the words: "Why count correctly, we are not in mathematics."

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №63300
 23.04.2012
Our strongest feelings will always find a way out. Yes, we have tears and stands.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №63299
 23.04.2012
(03:13:33) Sky: The Companion. I went to the bathroom and the lamp burned. and dark. is terrible. By the way.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №63298
 23.04.2012
Previously there were times, and now moments.. Remembered once, leaving a girlfriend after her dough, with a comment "aaaa! Peggy of wool! On a beautiful trajectory in the closing door he threw her into the apartment of someone else's cat.

[ + 14 - ] Comment quote №63297
 23.04.2012
Chuck Norris has philosophical stones in his kidneys

[ + 22 - ] [8 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №63296
 23.04.2012
With gas turbines there was a good story. In total, the UKER made two cars with GTD - the above mentioned Z105 and KAMAZ. At KAMAZ, the exhaust pipe was made on the side, and on the right. And at one moment on the way to the field they stumbled off the side of a cyclist.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №63295
 23.04.2012
Remember, after the release of the "Prince of Persia", the rotting, the mouth, and the filming of the Tetris will come.
And the "marine battle" has already come out :)

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №63294
 23.04.2012
I listen to music on the notepad, a melody that is on the mobile phone. The cell phone is next door. The first thought:
What fool is calling me?

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №63293
 23.04.2012
Adamych © 11:10
I went to the neighboring entrance, because there the network collapsed... and to meet me from there the electricists go...
I immediately remembered that it was a bad sign.

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