I went to the store to buy a swimsuit for my son. I stand, so I choose, please show me closer. The seller extends:
A pleasant viewing.
- C_O
Sorry, I just got out of the cinema.
XXX is
Learn how to get as warm as you can.
YYYY
You go to a square where 5,000 people cuddle in a poorly ventilated room.
Cut and wet up to the thread.
You go to the toilet and in general fun you are sprayed with water, so you wet up to the last thread.
During a fire in the building, you run out on the street wet, get lost, try to find your own, screaming their names in the crowd.
YYYY
How did you spend the weekend?
Killius: in the ball of animals. In addition to the computer mouse, no one else will be deceived.
Do you know how to start computer mice? Shallow...
All the imperfections of our paths can be felt with a filled bladder.
MoLoKo is out of the chat!
EGOiST: aaa milk escaped 0_o
Egoist went to clean the plate.
The Cheaker:
Did you notice that the bodies disappear from the ass at 21:00?
The Cheaker:
Even though no one is housing.
What: What is the permit?
He is small, just like you. by 320x240
Where is the third parameter? Do you think I am flat?! to
It became dull, decided to turn on the fan (desktop, works from 220V), connected, because of this there is a voltage change and the screw gives "a new device found". I was surprised, I struck. The fan slowly gained its turns, and here the screw again delights me "this device can work faster"
Jester: And the jump of all the strength in your roadster now?
Fingers on your hands are not enough to count!
Rely on strangers.
Runnn: one and a half strangers
Runnn: or one predator
Kamasutra for koals, or how not to fuck off the branch during sex.
Homobuh: Diplomacy is a thin thing, it is not the Internet, it is not possible to openly send nonsense.
A 5 year old woman, the only child in the family, asks her mother what sex is. She explains that people fall in love, meet, and then marry. Then they have sex and then there are children. The girl thinks for a long time, and then asks: do you have no second sex with your dad?
Anti~: The call at 3 o’clock at night from a friend, he is like this lively voice:
What are you sleeping for?
No is
If not, what are you doing?
I have a website, what happened?
Fuck you shit.
He hangs the phone.
My boss is so rough that coordinating the bay of the cable for the laying of the local network in the branch, he won the bowling at the budget control department of regional IT in Moscow!
Lovers of the Root:
Put the "dulo" of the enabled vacuum cleaner to your ear, and you will immediately discover the meaning of life.
by VoV2N:
Advertising on orbits:
In the beginning there was an orbit with banana strawberries.
Now I came up with a rough surface.
I guess it will be next – orbit with puppies, or with eyebrows!
Do not forget the light.
The Discovery Channel. The destroyer of legends. Super-Big Legends: Adam and Jape try to launch their rocket-machine from the upcoming series to the sky. For this, they are putting 10 times more powerful missiles.
We will use the same fuel that is used to bring the missiles into orbit. This is a very delicate job, so we will entrust the construction of the missiles themselves to a professional firm working with NASA.
The car crashed at the start.
I fuck people. Especially the Americans.
The firearm was first proposed in Russia in 1873 as a means for burning fallen animals, as well as for cleaning the land from old grass and other things. It seems okay, right?
In America, firearms were offered in 1880 as a weapon for dispersing demonstrations. A protective way to calm your own citizens by burning them to the ground.
(Dr and Orlando)
A beautiful girl with parameters 90-60-90 and the third size of the chest will give up for the minet.
I don’t understand...what is it?
My father (who lives outside the city)
I was supposed to come today to meet my mother from the train. I ordered here on the veranda and accidentally found 5 liters of vodka. Of course I won’t get it all, but I won’t be able to come either.