Foxinthebox: My cat knows, if I hit the whole throat of the FUCK DUPLE and hit the fist on the key, then you have to fuck quickly and far, because in a state of affection, I consider him to be guilty.

Bustly! How much you can chase the fist, what you are all rough, "Yesterday, the police came..." or "fu... I don’t like that, I need big breasts..." understand, here grows a large generation of those very minors who look at you, take an example from you! Do you want your children to appreciate a girl only by the figure, or a friend, for the fact that he smokes more, drinks more!!!?? You are killing man’s morality.

P.S I guess if this quote goes to the main, the best, just bring it to yourself.

windows

XXX: How did you spend the last night?
I am working :D
XXX: How long is it?
YYY: up to 10
XXX: Do you go for a walk?
YYY: differently
xxx for example?
YYY: for example yes

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I see your brother! I think it’s good 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉

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Listen, look at what’s on the right side.

Imagine for a moment that there are no laws and you will realize that they are on their own.
There is no affair.

Recalled in connection with the history of TechnoLuh.
My mom’s friend told me about technology.
It was during the time of design, when there was no
Computers and Plotters. The drawings were painted with cochinor pencil.
They were reproduced by photocopies and were called “sinks” because of their color and smell.
They are onslaught.
According to the requirements of non-sleeping sanitary doctors in food enterprises
There must be a cleaner’s room. This is for
The cleaners. On a square (M 1:100) it occupies about 1.5 square meters. cm and fit it.
Long term is not possible. Usually, it is used as “Us”.
with a signature.
A girl came to them to work as a drawer, shy and shy.
Just like a good school girl. She previously worked in a confectionery.
An ordinary employee of the factory and told all sorts of horrors, such as about the Eclers.
The size of a baton. In short, realizing that when such a life
the silk turns into a delight, and the waist in volume threatens to overtake not
With a small chest, this savage went into the designs.
And then, somehow, in the face of the design deadlines, she decided to
Improve the drawing process. In particular, to resort to
abbreviation of words and writing them purely specifically in the room, without
All kinds of stupid outfits. Apparently not a bad idea. The newly presented
The rationalist put it into practice, secretly proud of herself. obtained
6 copies of reproduced blueprints, took them to the architect for
Then they gave them what they had done.
The next day came the “electric” (electrical engineer)
With big eyes and the same question, “What is this?” At that time
He pointed his finger to the blue. When we read it, we read it.
Instead of “egg processing room”, a simple “egg”. It is half trouble.
What there she locked, but in the above-mentioned room cleaners proudly
Storage of inventory! In a reduced version.
I have never seen such a whispering of the girl’s ears before or after.
I have to say that this shame has repeated four times. Architect not
came for some reason.

Mom drives the car better than you.
Well, I would not say...
But you said that with a stretched hand brake you couldn’t.
I walked a meter, and my mom walked 12 km.

A nightmare sensation! Where is Hell?! to
Published: January 21, 2009
Several years ago, sensational information was stored under the inscription “Absolutely secret” in the National Space Azronavtics Administration (NASA). On August 9, 1973, astronauts from the Skylab-2 spacecraft sent a message that stunned all employees of the U.S. Space Research Laboratory. He said, “Hell is in the middle of the sun. We see the dead burn. “We see hell.” Communication was interrupted for a few seconds, and then the messengers of the Earth forwarded the data usual for flight from space, as if there was no sensational message before this.

P.S First laughed, then understood... just in space quickly releases, but it is not childish.

You don’t love me =(

SL0 is yes. Moreover, I have told you about it many times. But I repeat.
1st I have never seen you and do not want to see you.
2nd You are not writing in Paddock, but in an illiterate language.
Three You live three thousand miles away from me in another country.
4 is Physical contact with individuals of your age is prosecuted by law.
5 is I don’t even want to talk about your rich inner world.

I think you are hiding something.

SL0: Yes, okay, forget about everything I wrote above. The real reason is that you’re not a virgin and you’ve changed me at least twice.

Sliffka: It is not true!! to

Sl0: Well, I don’t believe, you understand, I don’t believe that you put that damn Ubuntu and set up the jamboree yourself.

The acquaintance got into a change, as a result of which he was severely beaten in the face. Imagine huge fingers in both eyes! Further from his words:
I stand on the balcony (2th floor), smoke... It’s all bad, my face hurts! And below the child is going with his mother, and so pointing to me with a finger - "Maamayaa! See also! Aahahahahahahahahahahah!and "
The mood went to +!

It’s simple – now you’re a cool айтишник, if you don’t understand 70% of Bashe quotes.

About the "big yellow^W^W racist shit".

People, well, in your dispute has already been born the truth, it seems enough to ignore it?
1) There are births in all peoples. The Russians are also full of them.
2) In some peoples there is a lot of wickedness. The hell of political correctness, it is. The map is like that, no one is to blame. The pace of ethnic development, the historical path. No luck, and that’s all. Therefore, the link between, say, the “Gypsy” and the “criminal” interest rate is 95. The remaining 5% cannot be forgotten, because they are also living people, but for the nation’s image it’s almost nothing.
In the 90s, the worst representatives of their peoples went to Russia for light bread. There are no decent people in the maroders rides.
4) Racists are not only those who judge visitors by their skin colour, but also those who view the indigenous Russian population as subhuman. New Hitleris have come to us, let’s not forget that.
5) To take out of circulation all, both their own and other people. Just among the "poinahala" urds is much more, but that doesn’t matter.
Here is the real situation. We all agree (+) and end the dispute.

35 days after the collapse of the city archive in Cologne, rescuers pulled a live cat out of the ruins, Keller Statt-Ancyager reports.

12-year-old cat Felix, who lived in one of the collapsed residential buildings, terribly lost weight, but at the same time was whole and virtually unharmed. What was very pleased his owners, the wife of Schroeder, who also managed to escape during the collapse of the building. They no longer believed that their pet was alive.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! Related News: The Spouses of Shredder!!! to

I demand next to the button "push the author’s current"!

Grandma is watching a movie, there shows young men who after the wedding go home and play a very pathetic love scene, with a smooth flow into sex.

Grandma with indignation: "Crazy, or you can think of it before."

From Startup:
Yes, you remember our customers who put a pack of paper in a bowl and called us because "It doesn’t take!!!" and
When we pointed out to them that the package would not be bad to unpack and put the paper out of the package in a bowl, we reasonably noticed that "in the guide it says put the package of paper in a bowl and nowhere it is said that the package should be unfolded" :))))

A 24-year-old Tarzan fell on a hospital bed after spending more than twenty hours at the computer without a break.

"He came to us in a serious condition with a terrible swelling - from the neck to the fingers of the hand," said Andrey Kolomensky, deputy chief doctor of the Tar Central District Hospital. Because of the disruption of blood circulation, the man's limbs were completely numb. There is a suspicion that the patient has thrombophlebitis due to a prolonged stationary position of the body.
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The reader of Basha!! Get up and walk around the room!! to

The smell of a friend, from everyone already cares...
We approach the kiosk, my friends squeeze money and say: buy gum - you are the most sober. One said, you are what? I am sober.
The second: you are a whale, I will shake you, I will buy you!
And the third: Hey you, bl.d., the sober, understand your eyes - the kiosk is closed!! to

I remember a long time ago:
Q: How do you feel about friendly sex?
yyy: if this question is negative then... and if the proposal, I agree."
I asked my friend the same question.
Thank you, I had an unforgettable night.

I was sentenced to prison for illicit Viagra trade.
XXX: but the guards will not come to me
YYY : Why?
Because I ate all of this Viagra :D