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[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №96951
 20.04.2014
General Drozd: I'll give you a squad and a task to score a 15 meter stick
Engineer Pagasyan: Hm, where does this task come from? The oil?
General Drozd: The landing.
Engineer Pagasyan: Well, grounding is not so interesting, millions do not smell
General Drozd : Yes? Lightning does not agree.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №96950
 20.04.2014
If the hands are golden, it is important to know where they grow from.

[ + 39 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №96949
 20.04.2014
Not a joke, but...

“As for the allegations about the use of Russian special forces in the events in Ukraine, I will say only one thing – it’s hard to find a black cat in a dark room, especially if it’s not there. Especially stupid if this cat is smart, courageous and polite.”
Russian Defense Minister S. Shoigu
The Beautiful!!! to

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №96948
 20.04.2014
A lucky sperm has been thirty years old like Oleg, but by habit continues to overtake and cut everyone.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №96947
 20.04.2014
Rabbi Good was a noble robber, he took loans from the rich and gave his loans to the poor!

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №96946
 20.04.2014
Two friends live together in the morning.
Q1: Do you know what it means to dream when you rub old skin? There is nothing found in the keywords.
Q2: Well... look at "blasphemy"...

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №96945
 20.04.2014
I don’t believe in the Lord, and I don’t want to mention the name of the Lord in every word.
Shit, what did Klitschko bite you?

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №96944
 20.04.2014
Binded by :
The Russian doctors came to the bandage after the operation, the nurse washes the wound, applies ointment and bandage. It seems all well. While I dress, the nurse reflectively looks at the tube of ointment with which I was smeared, and asks:
The oil of yours?
I: No...
I’ve forgotten, maybe someone...
Pipes and comrades.
= = = = = is = is = is = is = is = is = is = is = is

In the autumn I went to the bandages - there was a leg injury, sewing, etc. I bought all kinds of shit, like the same protosan.
I left her sister.
Of course, she did not use them just for me.
Where is Pepper, please tell me? O_O

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №96943
 20.04.2014
XHH: We have one guy on the side with a terribly cozy appearance.
I could play in a series for schoolgirls.
Unfortunately he is a rabbit.
WOW: once in series for schoolchildren, then fortunately

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №96942
 20.04.2014
Think about what prevents you from living the way you dream?
Emm... Personally, I am in the criminal code.

( ) is

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №96941
 20.04.2014
You broke the server.
I guessed desire.
So that tonight
Siddhartha has come on a date!

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №96940
 20.04.2014
Commentary on the Habra post on the blog registration law:
Well, now we will look at the brave ones who decide to write about the Curiosity mission or about the Ferm theorem and String Theory, without having previously verified the information.

[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №96939
 20.04.2014
A nervous girl
— — —
And my son in the lessons of technology (work on modern) in the 4th grade.
— — —

As an educator of Soviet education, I can assure you that this is normal and has been the case for centuries. Classes up to 5-6 (I don't remember when they were allowed to hammer and nails) were completely tailored, tailored dolls (which are hand-dressed) and masturbated from the cartoons of magazines and postcards.
It was very useful in life. I now have my own gillie and other masks :)

So don’t violate the child’s brain and this resource with your complexes, please.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №96938
 20.04.2014
Review on Yandex.Market on the budget color jet:

Operated about a year, burned the cartridge printing wallpaper on the corridor. I need to take a break in the press, I rushed."

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №96937
 20.04.2014
Forums of the Ubuntu community:
I finally migrated entirely from the wheel to Ubuntu, and therefore Gates. Now about the problem. I cannot establish...

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №96936
 20.04.2014
Sergey
What is the job? ?
Lisa
Assistant designer of outdoor advertising
Sergey
How are you going to be exposed when you’re going to be exposed? ?
Lisa
Yes is

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №96935
 20.04.2014
The fucking here
hitty: in vain girlfriend one was taken with her, she was not enough that the hour three orals "war, the war began"
HITTY: So I ran after it, and I replied, “The war is over, the war is over.” And then this miracle embraces itself with both hands, raises his eyes and says: "The war may have ended, and I am captured!"

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №96934
 20.04.2014
She
How do you feel a year older?
He is
Just like yesterday)
If a person did not change over the course of a year, and on his birthday - a scab - somewhere appeared baldness, stomach, seals in his teeth - all that he accumulated in a year.
This would not be a day of mourning, but a day of mourning.)

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №96933
 20.04.2014
My men found a hole in the defense.) Farrish karpa (there was an experience of roasting carasics, my husband cleaned - I roasted. This broken girl so jumped on the bowl that my hysteria was comforted by the whole house. I complained. Today cleaned and consumed in the market, so the beloved son carried the dish into the oven and said: "He is looking at you"))))))))))))

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №96932
 19.04.2014
I just notice:

How can you convince a brunette neighbor to say, “Well, where are you, black fool?”I called the grizzly cat, and did not address her?? to

Yes, this is how you have to treat yourself to immediately accept this at your own expense.

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