On mail.ru in the news column:
"In the summer we are waiting for anal heat".
I have two questions: Who are we? And for what?

I heard the broadcast yesterday on the radio. They talked about the internet. The question was answered by the writer - programmer Alex some. He is asked something about his habit of inity. His response killed me:
"I spend 16 hours a day on the internet, but there is no habit as such"
He also talked about his turbulent personal life.

There are three types of socks: either clean, whole, or pairs.

I heard a strange story from the Echo of Moscow. In the 1980s, the USSR. The trial of

The criminal. The lawyer submits a complaint because the accused

Sick with an incurable disease. Certificate of established

The sample. The court examines the document and adds it to the case. The sentence is announced,

The court eases the punishment. The lawyer is pleased. The Court decides to provide evidence for

about the "incurable disease", what alopecia is. He finds out:

Alopecia - baldness, really incurable illness :-)

There are no irreplaceable people, but some are replaced wrongly, and others are replaced.

Not the ones.

Talk about the hustle dance and their dancers:

ZZ: There is only one question – since when have the boys in the cracked loins with the walk "Remove me from the phaloimeter" became called macho?

Bring it to the top, I am bored.

Putin V.

But most of all, I get the holy belief of the bosses that it is worth replacing the employee's computer with a more powerful one - and his hands will immediately stop growing out of his ass.

ya (16:15:51 21/04/2008)
Are you a visual auditor or a kinesthetic?
=( 16:16 16 21/04/2008)
I am stupid.

Welcome to Puppy
Please forgive me, T9
I wanted to write a mudophile.

Where did I get a tomic of Kant in German with a Gothic font in my pocket in the morning after I was drunk?? to
Intelligence is fucking.

One of the deer flies and throws the secretary:"I have a ticket for the Sverdlovsk aircraft for tomorrow",out.
A girl is sitting, squeezing. There is no flowers, shit, stone.
What’s the wrong thing in writing? – How do I write Sverdlovsk? – How do I write Sverdlovsk?
My aunt offers options for writing.
When the options exhausted, and the program of availability of proper tickets did not show, I did not hold back:"Girls, I know how to write Sverdlovsk correctly! Write to! I dictate by the letters: "CATERINBURG"

JiM
On the weekend watched the news, at the meeting of the Duma, Zhirik said:
How nice to see 900 smart eyes and 900 smart heads in front of you!
By the way, it came to him that he said and decided to rectify, saying, “I count all men’s heads!”
He’d better be silent...

[grisha] from jina in the morning the sms came: "I love you, you are the best!"
Diamond, and where is she?
Grisha on a Journey
[diamond] meant to compare ]
Grisha is fucking!! to

Cyri (02:50:06 21/04/2008)I understood the minus that the discs changed to flashes...
Roughly translated (02:50:07 21/04/2008)Roughly translated =(

I watch TV, wife after comp, here is the advertisement of beer "Three Bears", there the aunts say something like: "Boys, turn away, we forgot the swimsuits". Here the wife gives "Children, turn away, we fucking washed!"

<nebeda>: you Arkanoid in childhood did not teach you that you should not hunt everything that got crazy???! to

xxx: Calculability is when you try to fill out 1 SMS completely, so as not to lose precious symbols.

I am the only one who uses Google Earth to search for gaps in the fence of Yaroslavl station in order to travel without a ticket?
c) Speak

Monday was set. I am Doraemon!
You are not a dwarf, you are a dwarf. That such thing?
I decided to wipe the coffee bowl from the inside and pour sugar into it. I can’t pull my hand out now.
–...
Could I get the second? so that it would not be burned to the ahoshniks to go - there will be blasphemy, why can't I remove it)
and try.
...
- mill, now and all logists with coffee banks in their hands)
and yoyo. They are what?
I decided to check how I was able to wear it.