Smile more often and more will smile to you.

Ohhhhhh And even over Hitler was well treated in this... how there he was... Well tell me...
Oh well. At the forty fifth?

Sasha (accounting): Andrei, you’re only working here for a week, and I’m tired of reminding you to wash your cups, as soon as you’re using the common! You have never washed.
AHDPEu (accounting): I don’t see any need to wash my cups. What is the meaning? There is only a small plate left, and then you will still pour the same tea into them! It’s just overwork.
Leonid (Comp. I don’t see the need to wipe my ass. What is the meaning? There’s only a small slide left, and you’ll still get the same shit out of them! It’s just overwork.

Valentine the Bear:
Night, and I’m sitting singing... I like it.
The bad ball:
And I sit with the oak in my hands, the game calms) and the night gets fairy shades...
Valentine the Bear:
Oh brother, you understand me.
Just Fun:
Do you have a painting plant burning nearby?

GK: Now the magnificent samurai swords carved in Fukushima County have received additional radiation damage.

He poured boiling water not into a cup, but into a cup of coffee.

Why are you sitting here under the pear and so enchanted by it?
This is... Spring. I admire the flowers!
Oh yes, it is fun! I’m also seeing for the first time that on a boxing pear are placed blossoms with flowers.

Sam258: Is it really Easter Sunday?? to
Nata: Definitely...
Sam258: fucking... in which centuries came home early and decided to help his wife - thought she decided to prepare a salad - all the eggs cleaned...

You know, I am lacking now. The princess said. You better visit me on social media. I have pictures there.
In swimsuits and boots? On the leopard cover? Photo on mobile? The Prince jokes.
and yes. The princess was surprised. Did you come to me?
Be you cursed! The prince breathed out and added, “The sheep.”

Vladimir Vladimirovich Medvedev is another thing!Here we have a client Neputin Dmitry Anatolyevich, here is what...

Medvedev suggested on Twitter to turn off the lights, like in Hong Kong.
Someone there on Twitter in response offered to fight corruption in the same way as in Hong Kong.

Which offer do you like more? Let us vote!

In the movie, at the session "Pyly7"
The game begins with Chester from Linkin Park.
Voice from the hall: This is your last album!

B1ade: with a point like popi norm becomes
B1ade: B1ade

A colleague recently said:
He flew from Europe to Moscow on a regular flight: economy class, steward passing. Coffee and tea? Tea, coffee?" Approaches to the man sitting in front: "Tea coffee?"
Second silence - "express, please"
Secondary urination - and the steward, not confused, with the characteristic sound "ppstststststststststststststststststststststststststststststststststststststststststststststststststststststststststststststststststststststststststststststst...

xxx: And I was at five years old with my sister and, from anger, pressing my fists, generated blasphemy: "And you, you... a little boy!"
YYY : :D
XXX: The sister snatched and ran away to complain to her parents.
xxx: My mom is resorting and let the belt try a specific wording.
YYY: Don’t you believe in the built-in antimate?
xxx: No(( (he has since become "huy" talking.

(P)Aren with (D)evushka isolated in the room, and try to drive out the younger brother, for an intimate atmosphere, and the one, seeing the guy unable to give in:
D: Maximka, go play in the room, or we will be busy!
What will the boy do?
Q: The cunnilingus!! to
Maxim: What is it? OO
D: No, go to my mom! He leads the younger to the door and closes it.
D: Name, what are you sick at all? What if he remembers?
Q: What is "Remember"? I remembered the fourth.

from the community "Virginity"

I have sex with my boyfriend about once a week, once every two weeks. With a girlfriend, two or three times a week. I also have a Cat Sphinx.

My son wrote a book on the topic of "my family".
I read. A fine child’s handwriting, and such a good beginning: "my mother is an economist. I am proud of her. To our cat she always says, “Eat your meal for twenty-two letters.”
How to go to the meeting?

Eiroj: Dad, no, stop screaming through the whole apartment, go out in the aska and say okay.

Romantic poets and poets.
The poems are written here without distinction:
You, my friends, would go into the woods.
The literary forum. On the X of Bora!