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[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №80560
 21.04.2013
From the guide to the car VAZ 2106:

It should be borne in mind that cars VAZ 2106 even one model and released at the automotive plant almost simultaneously, have pronounced individual characteristics of behavior on the road.

That is, the developer officially admits that he is not able to make two identical cars (I emphasize - expressed features).

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №80559
 21.04.2013
Torrent commentary on a movie:
A group of guys are drawn into a bar in downtown Los Angeles by their common ex-girlfriend.
Have you made a full movie about it?
It is cool!
The Germans are able to show 3-4 such stories in an hour and a half.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №80558
 21.04.2013
xxx: Miniature superchargeable batteries developed
xxx: With such batteries it is possible, for example, to transmit a radio signal at a distance 30 times greater than with conventional power sources or reduce the size of the battery by 30 times. In addition, the batteries can be charged 1,000 times faster than modern ones. It is impressive, isn’t it?

The iPhone 12. Our new fit is an electric shocker. Slogan "Try to choose"

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №80557
 21.04.2013
xxx guys capec bought a T-shirt wife out of the house says in this T-shirt to me do not approach =)
With tanks?
XXX as I guessed.
YYY has the same problems.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №80556
 21.04.2013
Disputes about gender relations:
I’m not saying I’m not a pig.
You’re not a pig, you’re not an ordinary guy.
I’m not a wicked car, I’m not a wicked car :)

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №80555
 21.04.2013
Cats are called whiskers.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №80554
 21.04.2013
Correspondence to ISQ:

She: and what? )))
He is: What?
She: Well what one? I am about today.
He is: What? o.o
“Are you stupid?” What did you do at the exam?
He is: *what li and exams
She: What are you talking about?! to
Tagged: epic fail

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №80553
 21.04.2013
The cat, infected, knows and understands so many words that, speaking about it with someone at home, I begin to involuntarily look around - is he sitting next to me?

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №80552
 21.04.2013
Conversation in the trolleybus
Are they still singing that song as they are called? He is a fool, she is a sixty.
Do you go down and down?! to

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №80551
 21.04.2013
The Sunday. The morning. Call from work. Me and my girlfriend:
D: Who was calling?
I: A colleague at work says I need to work.
D: So let it work.
I: He can’t – he’s a manager.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №80550
 21.04.2013
Q: What did you do in the army? Where did he serve, how did he see it? Tell me!
WOW: Well, we grabbed the tranches there, built defensive shafts, conducted communications...
Q: Did you work in the building? Did you shoot from the machine?! to
WOW: Yes not. We just built the commander. I served in the army, gave the soldiers pills, it was boring. Here they are.)

[ + 45 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №80549
 21.04.2013
The water in the toilet did not go away
The Uncle Arrives
xxx: said "give a sex cloth, pack a maiku and close the door";
Two minutes later, everything goes away.
XXX: What did they do? :DDD

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №80548
 21.04.2013
In the morning after the injection:
XXX is oh! You are so careful: even the bed filled.
YYY: You won’t believe, I’ve been doing this in the army for a whole year.
XX: Yes, I was also in children’s camps.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №80547
 21.04.2013
Discussion of a picture where a guy is sucking himself

Masterstop: You know, I cannot communicate with such people in principle.
Masterstop: He is a double pedicure
Masterstop: First, he was sucked by a man
Masterstop: Second, he sucked out the man

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №80546
 21.04.2013
xxx: I’ve been living in Cleveland for six months. I decided to walk around the city today. We get to the corner of one of the buildings, and there is something like a flashmob - all dressed in zombies, in blood naturally. They grumble, grumble something. As soon as they saw us, they began to whisper: "Oh nooo! and humans!And in horror to go whoever, complaining...

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №80545
 21.04.2013
I was walking around the city today...
The girls split up.
Aglan: I noticed that I was looking at schoolgirls
And I too, no!
Aglan: O_o
Aglan: Freya the locomotive?
Freya: Divided by Meaning
I am not looking at schoolchildren.
What fucking fast do you print?! to

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №80544
 21.04.2013
Larych: the dolphinarium in Kurgan, who has seen, or knows when the opening and the price of tickets?
izo45: More white whales and sea cats will come to us
Megavolt: The United States Navy?

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №80543
 21.04.2013
xxx: I have a cat reacting to sneezing, only sneezing - mr-mhr! He probably "be healthy!" says
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[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №80542
 21.04.2013
I recently switched to Linux. Since I could not configure the delivery of the Wi-Fi from my notepad for a long time, I asked a fellow student to come to see me in the evening. With a pleasant smile, he promised to come in this evening. But I decided to try it again before it came, and, miraculously, it worked. It took me a long time to explain to Pache that I actually called him to set up a wifi :)

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №80541
 21.04.2013
The question is: friends!Tell the brand of the phone to make the photos look like the Apple iPhone 4?? to
Answer: I heard that the iPhone 5 is something like the 4th. Maybe the rumors...

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