The question of washing machines has been raised 10 years ago in the band's song "And my friend truck" (or IDMG) - "I don't trust washing machines"
There, by the way, very cool on the bass guitar simulated the sound of working laundry.

Lina
Are you thinking about changing workplace?

Andrey
End until July.

Andrey
They Ohrid
They do not pay
There is no cowboy, no cowboy.
What to do there?

Lina
Really

The last people who came here with humor and for humor are leaving. Maybe it’s time for me too.

Wow: I’ll run away and jump from the rock so that you know who you’ve lost.

In the new version of the system "ERA-GLONASS" will be able to remotely disconnect the engine of the car ";

The former pioneers smiled.

In the social network:
Boys and girls, especially boys!!! Read in my notes "I owe...but I do not owe."! Girls know themselves, and boys... LOVE each other!!!! to
And then you complain that all the boys are gay.

The operation was carried out under general anesthesia. The nurses go to the room and wake up.
The first thing I asked them was: Am I snoring?
The Nurse: Yes...

How to live with this

All attributes of religious cults, including books, must have a sign 18+.

If Belarus invades Ukraine, the U.S. Sixth Fleet will be immediately transferred to the shores of Belarus.

2016 in the Russian "Fish Union" recognized Belarusian shrimp

And I was sad as a child that there was no weight, that in the kindergarten, that in school, that in the universe, only on the fourth constant work hard met, one truth.
And the name is quite ordinary - Kostia.

This contextual advertising – what does it think?! to
Today, she offers me a tablet from the 1990s, and tomorrow, apartments in Italy for 5 million copies.
She is mocking, right?! to

When we began to think that we had lost the guys forever, Mr. Casey and the senior of Pasha suddenly came to the revenue. The case brought an unexpected voyage to the Aurora sanatorium in November. In November, the snow, ice and wind branch of hell on the planet is opening up, and in Host mandarines, free four-time meals and mud baths, who would have refused? And Starley Pasha was the fellow-in-law of Andrew and his friend. He was given a cat for three weeks. Together with the cat, he was given a wallet of money, a stock of canned food and fish, as well as a notebook in which Larisa's deadly calligraphic handwriting was drawn the menu of the cat for the week, the schedule of its chesting and schemes were drawn, how to fold the lips when kissing a cat.

A monument to the artist who shot Hitler.
It is just shameless!!! to
The artist committed suicide the same day.
Probably from shame.

There was an interesting incident at work today. The boss called me into the office. He thanked me for the best productivity in our department and gave me a prize.



Here I am now sitting and thinking – it’s just how dumb the others are working if I’m considered a great worker...

A small city in the south, where speech and passion, and dust,
Where everyone knows about each other even what they have forgotten,
Drawing on "culture", - exhibited on the lawn
A famous sculpture called Laokoon.

Just like in Paris, but less than once in three.
The muscles come out from the inside.
Although the heroes were born, the structure is not that, not that environment,
But they pressed the serpent like the strikers of labor!

Their bodies are pleasant to the eyes, but in front of the kindergarten!
And, heaven, to see from the garden the rear, and the profile, and... the facade!
Knowing someone has rushed, because it is obviously not easy.
Carefully cut out the inappropriate places.

Then the drama happened and the people fled.
How the fresh marble bleeds where the sinner was before.
In the academy, no lower, there was a scandal from those news...
And ordered in Paris were copies of the parts.

They are made of nature, but hell their deer! – is
Our copy of the sculpture is a little smaller, once in three!
And since there are children, away the masterpiece of the world!
Only these things remain, like a fountain of drinking.

A portrait of a black woman will appear on the $20 banknote.

It will be postponed for a black day.

The question of names. I work in a department where the main bone of employees has not changed for ten years. Here one of the same skulls forgot the pass and called with a request to order a one-off. It turned out that Kostya is not a name, but a derivative of the name Kostyn, and he is called Nicholas in general, since his student years, it has been so, because Kol is everywhere a lot and it is necessary to distinguish somehow.

The illuminator knocked.
Gagarine shrugged pale.
Instructions three times.
I read the twelfth psalm.

In the news read: The salaries of managers will "bind" to the level of incomes of subordinates.
I don’t understand: will the boss of the ZP be cut off, or will I be added?
zzz: It is said "they will be bound", it is just from our premiums to buy a long rope.

I was left with a cat who only ate chicken skins (although in the 96-97s, chicken skins would seem like a delight). A week later, she, urcha, ate the ship’s bread and was already ready to cut it.)))

I did not smoke on the 6th day. It is a joy to hunt someone’s face.