xxx: I read about the history of the ninja. It turns out that absolutely all Japanese are a little ninja.
Yes, and all the Russians are a bit scattered.

Azamat: My body has some blatant attitude to alcohol =(

A couple of coaches driving around the city.
And how is it?! to
GTA and NFS are better.
Oh yeah)))

<Vano> the boys were in Novorossiysk there are no gopniks!! to
<Vano> we are all out there!
<[corsaire]Bio> Vano: Could they just hide?
<Vano> [corsaire]Bio: No we went asked
<[corsaire]Bio> Vano: cool...
<Vano> [corsaire]Bio: It’s all from us
<MriN[yI'Ipb]> the copnics from Vladivostok are so harsh that they did not notice the copnics in Novorossiysk

X: She was such an unusual girl that she even recorded her husband on her mobile phone as "apache capachay."

Men marry beautiful men and divorce fools.

It was at the beginning of my dental career. He worked as a surgeon in

Children’s Clinic. Children are different, who to fuck, who to fuck.

Come a boy 5-6 years old with his mom, the birth of a hooligan.

Begin excuses... The tooth is cleaned, the tampon, it is going out. already at the door.

I asked him, is it okay? He stops, slowly

He turns, gets the tampon and says (literally) - PADARAS,

He puts the tampon back into his mouth and goes out. Mother in shock, nurse

The Hockey.

Amazing is nearby.

Did you know that the most likely to separate a woman is not the one who

Who is she wearing, and for whom is she wearing?

We stand with a crowd of pedestrians in the center of the city, at the crossroads, we wait for the green, and it does not turn on, broke...
Interestingly, the cars are also red.
Here we stand and wait – the German people are law-obedient.
Suddenly behind my back in pure Russian: “Yes, your feet in your mouth” and went.
He crossed the road, looked at us, splintered and said:
"Yes, fucking, it’s hard for you without a Führer"

1st :
Do you know how to write drawa?
2nd :
through o

You’re on the internet 25 hours a day, so you don’t have the internet?? to
I would have spent it...

You work in the newspaper, you beat in the office. Next to the journalist’s tables is an aquarium. So in it, a goldfish has eaten a stone and cannot spit out. Well, let us, like an elephant in a stall, carry on the aquarium in pre-death agony and squeeze other fish. It was hard for us to catch it, then pull it out of the plate and get a stone out of it. launched back. Literally in 5 minutes, this shell of another stone has eaten and let's wear it again.
A suicide fish!

Sister O-O
I: O_o
I: It is more correct.
Sister: What does that mean?
I: Why do you use this smiley if you don’t know what it means?
Sister: I used the interdomain, and you sent some smiley.

In general, I see such a picture: there are three sanitary technicians, all three were of such an Azerbaijani appearance, and in the middle is their chief, well, not Russian, ran away, meaning a little ahead of two, stopped and sang a song that I will remember forever: "Shagai-shagai, shuruj-shuruj, money, and you!

Well, this is what it is! #define I put, errors in one place climb, remove - in another...
In principle, do you control the situation?

Ephidrina: In the upper classes, the teacher of literature grabbed a bunch of works, through the heads of the students on the sidelines he walked to the last window, scattered them on the wind and said:
I don’t want to read that shit! I’d rather look at the spring.
Until the end of the lesson, he stood on the window and smoked, and everyone was permeated by the spirit of 20th century literature.

<Bormotoon> is a verbal role-playing game, adventure by ADnD. According to the story, the players dive into the mountains.
<Bormotoon>Leader: Gnom, you have retreated and failed into a crack among the rocks. Now fly down, you will soon break up. Your actions?
<Bormotoon>Gnom: Hmm... Well, I’m fast-paced with my hands.
<Bormotoon>Leadership: Yes Wake up now.
<Bormotoon>Please bear it up. Maximum of glasses.
<Bormotoon>Leader: Wake Up Again
<Bormotoon>Please bear it up. Maximum of glasses.
<Bormotoon>Leader: Yes Give the bones here.
<Bormotoon>It’s going to run. The maximum again.
<Bormotoon>Leader: (with a breath) Players, you see how from a crack in a full combat uniform fast-paced machete hands slowly rises by the gnom...

Sponsor Buttons "And Further?!" - the military committee!!! to

* c_a half a day admired the srinesaver in the form of a fire... like the desk burns.
<c_a> a burning view... which could be more beautiful
c_a feels like an inquisitor

As it turned out, the baby cream used as a lubricant during anal sex is called "the country of fairy tales".