I wanted to be beautiful, I made a manicure at midnight.
And then he bitten it while compiling the nucleus...

All of you Pooh!
Ashley has missed.
Issue: Ashley is missing! Ashley is missing! and :)
TFU, so far...
Irisik: Akella missed Akella missed
Sole =
Ackella: Blue, the same thing every time.

xxx: My girl broke up with me... And she also sent pictures where she is fucking with my friend...
YYY: And you what?
She sent these photos to her father.

From the English Basque.

% consultant%: Volodya... can you ask a stupid question?
%developer%: You did not ask before asking

Melissa: So is it. I go to the subway today, the car is almost empty, the seats are all busy and there are 2-3 people. We stop, grandmother comes in) And here I, by habit, rise sharply with the words "Sit down, grandmother". She looks at me so surprised and says the kind of "Yes you sit, sit, granddaughter". I'm in a slight shock, I don't understand why she didn't please her place. I catch the astonished eyes of people nearby. I am very upset.)
Note: Young boy)))) Not surprising reaction of grandmother)) The only one who tried to give up the place was a girl at almost 7 months of pregnancy))

Guy, with a quote about the cat-Othello, thank you!
I met a girl, came to visit...the affair is going to intimate.Suddenly I notice that her cat is somehow strange looking at me...I ask why it is he.Well he says, jealous...I by these words take a cat and take it to the hallway, because I have no more to lock it nowhere, I return and with a calm soul I continue the conversation.Second after 30 I crash, I run into the hallway, take off the hanging jacket, take off the shoes and take it to the house...The cat looked at me as a guerrilla on the Gestapo...
Paranoid paranoia, but the enemy is better to overestimate.

Lohanulya: at lunch took sugar (raffinade) from Vadik, who was not in place and wrote a note "Here was Diman".
xxx: This fox has thrown away: "House on wife's note, don't be surprised ;-)"

Note to the recruiter: off-site service in the army - paid!

Accelerated course of Russian language.

Captain X looked confused at another Soviet pride.
the multinational army at his disposal. Growing pride
It was 155. There is no such size and therefore
The pride murmured frightenedly, as if looking from the inside of a spacious form.
The motor gun.

However, Captain X was not confused at all by the appearance of the supplement.
The main problem was that the new defendant of the homeland
I did not speak Russian. I did not understand. Absolutely.

When he heard a loud command, he guessed he had to run somewhere.
Something to do, but where and what...

He did not understand the signs of distinction and seemed to think that the official position
It is directly related to his height and weight. He is full.
He refused to acknowledge his squadron, who had to be a middle class.
of growth. At the same time, he worshipped the senior of the company (~190 cm/120 kg) and tried
Running after him, it is something incomprehensible.

The decision matured quickly. As a teacher, teacher and
The translator was called. Sergeant Islambekov, like two drops of water
It looks like a newcomer. After a year, the Islamic
He acknowledged falls and slopes, but generally speaks well.
Russian-Army and as a bird speaking sometimes differed in intelligence and
of smartness.

After receiving the task, Islambekov led the student to the barracks, speaking to him.
something in your tongue and adjusting the direction of movement with the lungs
The pushes. The soldiers found a common language.

The results did not make themselves wait. A new soldier by the end of the week.
He knew his commander, confidently found a place in the army, knew where they lay.
heads and clothes and performed with dozens of main commands with the voice.
After three months, he mastered about a hundred words and expressions.
Inserted into the main ranks.

Captain X was pleased and somehow on occasion praised Islambekov for his
Pedagogical talents were shown and did not
If the new fighter is a distant relative, it is painful.

So the TOM. The captain accidentally learned that the fighters were not only
They are relatives, but they are neither neighbors nor friends at all.
They are not friends and speak different languages, because profits from different
Republics of the vast Soviet Union.

and st. L-T Pochomenko

How much money will United Russia need for an election company?
The year 2012?
and 5 rubles.
And five rubles?! to
So that Putin and Medvedev can play an eagle and a barrel who will.
President and who is Prime Minister?

Neighbors, a young couple are doing repairs. While they went: he to his mother, she to her own. I hear the mocking, he bought a huge bath, now the washing machine does not go in. They walked after their mothers, after them. One day he takes a new bath less, it is a new laundry.

I saw it on the bus today.
They go:
The Father. Large and large such. In a rise, with a cross, with a huge beard and gray hair.
The guy next door. The black hair is smoothly licked and assembled from behind into the tail. The Luciferic beard. Gloves with pentagrams. It is as tall as the puppy (both over 2 meters). At the feet of Grinder.
Thro the road they watched each other as enemies of the people, came out at one stop and drowned deep in the neighborhood. No other way to beat. = D

“Behold, you are chasing the Malachi. Yes, Malakhov, this is the Russian Doctor House... Only the House’s leg is crushed, and Malakhov’s head...

From which forum:
I am 18, and my young man is 80. We are so good together! We have many common interests. I think this is my true love! He loves me and cares about me. I hope we will live a long and happy life!

Fuck...

Even Robinson Crusoe dreamed of Friday.

Sylet
He says that he has a dog, and when he went for a walk, she squeezed on his foot... And there was a joke... He says: “I hurt her, and when she walked I also squeezed on her leg...”

I’m writing her SMS: You know, but ticks with big breasts are actually much cooler!
And what do you think this creature is writing to me in response??? She wrote: Aha. Guys with big members, too. Isn’t it a fucks???and "

What is a small puddle?

You are not the only one with a busy childhood, be calm.

I will have to get into the shit too.
The antiracist.
You won’t believe, but among the Gypsies I haven’t seen any decent people. And... are you sure that in the East and the Caucasus you would like to be educated?
Yes, I agree that it’s full of cockroaches, fuckers and other fools. Therefore, I will never connect with girls from this category (from such families, read). I worry about children, their genes and their upbringing.
Yes, this is eugenics. You can call me a racist, an idiot, and a fascist, but my descendants will at least not be an idiot.
I reject this. An inhumane request.

<Graf> I like books
<derev0> did you not read the book?
<Graf> is it not?
<derev0> oo more class, adventure
<derev0> chase shooting... mutants