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[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №112455
 22.04.2015
Question of the IT Director to the IT developer in the work correspondence:
What does “as far as I know” mean? Does the object not work as planned?

Answer from the IT developer:
That means there are things I know they don’t work as they should. But that doesn’t mean that the things I know are working wrong are all things that are working wrong. It is possible that there are other things that work wrong, but I don’t know about them. I just try to avoid categorical statements that there is only one problem left, because. It may not be so.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №112454
 22.04.2015
There is a dispute about which troops the centaurs could serve.
Jamato: What to discuss? If there was a separate rider on it - cavalry. If I did not, I was a infantry. If a haubice was attached to it - armored tanks.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №112453
 22.04.2015
You are not sick. You need a shepherd, but I don’t have a shepherd.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №112452
 22.04.2015
Som has been partisan in the water since 1940 :) and helped the partisans destroy the fascist ugliness.
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The fish fought and tried. And they’re on him with a knife (there’s no monument to help. Eeh, the fishing

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №112451
 22.04.2015
You are personally ready to conduct an early instruction so that by the age of fourteen, the daughter does not only know in principle...
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On the abortion at 12-13 come, so the conversation already at 14 can be like a joke:

Have you talked to my daughter about sex?
Yes, and I learned a lot of new!

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №112450
 22.04.2015
19 of April. The crush. I got out of the house in the morning to work, two ducks flew, I think back to the south.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №112449
 22.04.2015
xxx: I8R8IK6FAT1 :) Even the idishnikov generator thinks I’m fat.
xxx: :D id="I8RC3NG0AT1" Now he thinks I’m a goat ))

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №112448
 22.04.2015
One day we spoke on a candy table, before us a girl with a report. She finished telling, the time asked questions, the predeceiver asks something inexplicably, we do not hear, she, apparently, too, but makes a thoughtful face and seconds after three says: “Yes!”
It was!! to

[ + 35 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №112447
 22.04.2015
if he does not want something in the house to do himself (just read instructions from the Internet with what is at hand), and pays someone money for quality work - he is a brainless fool.
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I disagree. There is work that no specialist can do properly. Put the laminate, twist the rosette, etc. There is one you are without the necessary skills and tools fucking when you do without disproportionate waste of time, effort and nerves. For example, I hired a man to put tiles in the bathroom. Everything was done quickly (2 days) and qualitatively, and a friend does not want to pay and does the same job for 3 years and all this time in the bathroom shit.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №112446
 22.04.2015
Viruses multiply by replication of their DNA (or reverse transcription with their RNA with subsequent embedding of viral DNA into the DNA of the host cell and synthesis of viral RNA from this matrix). To suggest that these processes can take place EXCLUSIVely in a living cell?

Don't spoil with your rationality the bright image of the zombie apocalypse.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №112445
 22.04.2015
22:03 Neymar scored Barcelona's 1000th goal in the Euro Cup
21:46 “Barcelona” – “PSG”: the Catalan hold the 100th home match in the Champions League
21:45 Kerzhakov released 11 ducks into the pond of St. Petersburg

Che, ble, eaten from our))) Feel where the class

[ + 24 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №112444
 22.04.2015
And if anything, because everything can be manually rewritten from scratch - well, in principle. can be. In principle, there is something you can do - for example, get a dust of cosmic ice thrown from Neptune's orbit into the Hermitage oven pipe. In principle it is possible.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №112443
 22.04.2015
Article "A pair of chimpanzees won human rights"

Suntexnik
Equal rights to people?
What about duties?
Service in the army, payment of taxes and all kinds of insurance (medical, social, etc.). Will they also be invited to vote?

Ryav
I don’t know about the elections, but in those. Paypal support is very good. and :)

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №112442
 22.04.2015
xxx: I'll send you a crack ADBlock $5, it hurts it's good)
yyy: xxx, by pure coincidence I know him and can pass on

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №112441
 22.04.2015
How what?

There could not be a matriarchy. Men, what are you so afraid of?

That suddenly women, having gained power, will begin to treat men the same way men have treated women for centuries and millennia. It’s terrible for them, you know? What an irony.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №112440
 22.04.2015
One of the doctrines of Protestantism is that “forgiveness can only be obtained by faith, regardless of good deeds and deeds.” You can start scratching.

In Orthodoxy, for example, the main doctrine is observance of rites. Neither faith nor good intention plays a role here. Scourge can continue.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №112439
 22.04.2015
And where is the guarantee that the world was not actually created 10 years ago, but everything that was before is just a program.
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The world was created three years ago by the fantasy of Haruki Suzuki. The rest is heresy.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №112438
 22.04.2015
The Twin:
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Viruses do not reproduce in dead tissues.
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This why? ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^
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Biology should be taught in school. Viruses multiply by replication of their DNA (or reverse transcription from their RNA with subsequent embedding of viral DNA into the DNA of the host cell and synthesis of viral RNA from this matrix). To suggest that these processes can take place EXCLUSIVely in a living cell?

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №112437
 22.04.2015
This is what you would do if you free up a lot of free time for efficiency? Improved skills, went to training? Fuck the two. Technique to chase - pleasure is expensive: GSM, spare parts, ammunition, logistics, etc. And even the technique is designed in the army for imbeciles (because the average level of the soldier is), and without the technique there is nothing to improve at all: the AC and the MPL-50 shoulder - there 4-year-olds will cope. So what would the soldiers do?

Western option: If a soldier is unfit to do, he improves combat skills beyond the norm, lacks material and technical support, studies theory and uses various trainers and simulators.
Eastern option: If a soldier is a nephig to do, he trains the skills of close combat and survival in different conditions, because this does not require a flat count of niphig.
Ancient, outdated option: If the Legionaries do not, they build walls, roads and other useful infrastructure.
If you look for more, you can find a lot of useful activities, instead of learning in a few weeks, and then engaging in erotic agriculture for a year or more.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №112436
 22.04.2015
God created heaven and earth. Added a light source. He divided the earth into land and water. He imposed textures of clouds and plants. Added bots of animals. And he let the beast in, and said, Eat and rejoice, and eat of every tree. But do not eat of these two trees, or it will fall to the devils of the dogs. I haven’t done it yet".

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