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If my mom makes an asshole, I will have to change my phone number.
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and Olya! You are sitting in the classroom!! Live out and write a lecture!! Olya do not get distracted!! to
Whose heart is your heart that you fall in love with??? Who is he, give me his phone number! You should think about school, not about boys!! to
What kind of comment did I teach you like this??? I’ll take it out tonight!!! to
Do you crack your phone all day?! to

"The Investigative Committee proposes chemical castration of pedophiles"

The precise! Plant them in a pot with sulfuric acid!! to

In the head of some people there is a switch with two positions - off. and off.

The 23-year-old model from Voronezh, Vasilis Eminbayli, appealed to the police with a statement of theft. According to the girl, someone opened her car "Porsche Cayenne" with Voronezh numbers, and stole 82 thousand euros, 30 thousand dollars and 30 thousand rubles.

And I’m still worried about the Pioneer’s panel in the wristband...

Hero of Russia Ramzan Kadyrov has accused another Hero of Russia, Sulim Yamadayev, of involvement in the murder of his father, Hero of Russia Ahmad Kadyrov. As a result, Hero of Russia Sulim Yamadayev was killed in Dubai and on charges of his murder, the Dubai police announced an international search for another Hero of Russia Adam Delimhanov. The brother of the killed Hero of Russia, Ruslan Yamadayev, also Hero of Russia, was also killed in Moscow by other, yet not established Heroes of Russia.

In fact, I love heavy music...But sometimes you turn on something, and the head turns:"Lord, what a shit I’m listening to"... ><

Alex0525: Yesterday evening I went to Rochal.
Aleks0525: After Darskovskaya I hear two furs, negotiating with each other.
Aleks0525: Go to meet me: one to the other - look at the eye with the antenna,
Aleks0525: second in response - it is probably radio-controlled.
Alex0525: Guys, honest word, five minutes, my wife and I just cried from laughter

The contraindications to direct heart massage are: 1. Lack of head 2. Through the chest"

I remember in the universe they said, if you write a proga, compile, there are errors - correct, and if there is no mistake - look for a mistake and correct)))
Shit, it is so!

I recently went to the hospital, and on one of the shields with calls to quit smoking, I saw several signs by which you can recognize that your child is using drugs.
I don’t remember it all, but here are a few:
1) If your child begins to ask for money from you for external needs
Less interested in domestic problems
Communicate with your friends with encoded phrases
It violates the sleep regime.
Now imagine the following situation:
Mom passes by the door into your room and hears you cries:
Fireworks are blowing up the vault! I put the KC in the cast!
In response: BL*T DIMINISHING 8 seconds more! I give Kyle!
Following the phrase: well, the shit was under the colossus, where he bowed. and. and.
You go out of the room angrily and say, “Mamuel, give money to the time card.”
You get the answer yes / no and followed by the phrase of my mom: tomorrow we go to the market, your answer: hardly, in the middle of the night you need to get hungry, tomorrow the end of the season, in the afternoon I will go to sleep.

And you imagine,
While we were enjoying each other’s company yesterday,
There was a Rom in my interview.
Andrei: I don’t know what the wind brought him into the men’s questionnaires,
And I did not like it "" :(
I didn’t sleep at noon :(
The pillow was wet from tears.
Natalia :D :D :D

This is the wedding of the English prince. Everywhere about it! One English woman marries another English woman. I’m kidding, you know, to the contrary!
If Putin and Medvedev plan to get married, then write.

XHH: What to do?and ;-)
Do the good...
Yes, it is boring (
Then the evil...
HGH: Not an option either
Fuck, make a shit.

Lovely (21:07) :
I really don’t like driving without equipment.

Michael Scofield (21:07) :
And that we have unsafe sex, does it mean nothing? and :)

Lovely (21:09) :
People are born from unsafe sex - the opposite effect.

I mean in electricity. A 25-year-old lady is sitting at the stop. Lovely such, a mini-coat, long sleeves, in general, everything with it. It begins to color: powder, shadows, etc.
At the very end of the mask gets painted half of the lips and.... at this moment someone pulls the stop-kran....

Maria Chaukina (14:57:18 28/04/2011)
There is a mystery about what girls do all the time, but men do once in their lives.

AwakEmaN (14:57:35 28/04/2011)
It is stupid =)

A girl told me the story:
Sitting at her house, Daddy and a friend, drank a little, well, and went to the store - to eat something to buy in the morning, and to drink more... they went with her favorite dog. It is clear that after an hour began to worry - they, too, with the dog disappeared. These two idiots came after two hours, but the main thing - what happened to them: came to the store, gave money to the bombs, go out - no phones at both, went to the police station - they wrote a statement, ran around the city in a bubble, found the bombs as a result (it must be noted that the dog was in the hands of the dad all this time), the bombs were forced to confess, but they naturally did not have phones. So, therefore, the whole essence of the story is that the phones quietly lay on the table at home.

xxx: on the screen.ru: "Female dogs were smarter than males"
This is the fuck.

You ruin my whole life.
She: Why is this?
Everyone is sure I have a girlfriend.
She: And I am here?
He: That is you!

10:53: Previously beautiful girls were burned on fires
WOW (10:54): You know, working a year as a photographer, I can safely say that at one time the Inquisition was very overworked.

WOW (10:56): The smart campaign was also burned.