Surprisingly toned and incredibly logical our main on the roads:
newsru.com: Pedestrians and drivers are the main culprits of road accidents, says the head of the GIBDD.

I had a girl I knew... I had been friends with a guy for six months... until I learned that his name was Kolohuyko. Why do I say children are rough?

XXX: So what to bring?
The cockroaches of Moscow. Cat in the Net
yyy: shape as a flower
XXX: Those
xxx:...sacura falling in the lunar night on the slopes of фудzi.

XXX: still do them, eat prepared, in the house order, the games played.... BLUE how I want to work!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! to

And all that – we, the girls, the great and invincible creatures xD watched the situation in the bus today.

There are two girls of the phyphosis type sitting, one of them looking concentrated in the mirror. In a minute he says:
Give me this, or I have a little bit of it.
The second silence gets a black pencil out of the bag. The first:
- What do you dry up my pencil, I asked for a glow for my lips!
If before they were looked at as two schizophrenics, the second answer simply killed them all:
Sorry, I didn’t hear it.

Shoot it!!and (

The recipe for the admin potato:
1st Get to admin
2nd Give him a potato.
All fucking, the potato is now admin!

The Wave (11:22) :
Pipets :D, I sit in a taxi, in white boots, in a white jacket, with a white bag, in a light shirt and socks, well presented a shorter?

t0zzz{0m@t0zzz (11:22) :
well

The Wave (12:43) :
And next to me is a girl-got, all in black, black eyes, black nails, sitting on me as the enemy of the people looks, yin yang, blasphemy )))))))

xxxxxxxxxxx:
The leg hurts, the stomach hurts, cough and cold
WOW :
Sun, how do you endure this?
WOW :
Kill yourself immediately!

xitraja_lapka: mya.. in my sister's room we made a change. Dad dragged the shelf with the books to the place where the purple carpet ends and the parquet begins. Mom: "something unstable somehow put.. will fall again, the child will beat..." and thinking, quietly, dreamy: "and if lucky - two at once" 0_0

Owned!! to
The contemporary artist was arrested during the event.
A Russian photographed beduins with a portrait of Anatoly Wassermann in his hands, seeking the stylistics of the famous website "Upichka".
The local police accused him of taking pictures of children holding a portrait of an unknown terrorist and arrested him, confiscating the portrait of Anatoly Wasserman.
After an hour-long trial, our tourist was rescued by an Arab student who studied in Moscow and admitted to the photograph of a decent TV host.
) ) )

Without humor

The racist shit.
How do you get rid of people in WOW! My grandfather fought with your grandfather for our homeland, it was a fight for survival, and thank God, they did their job! We could not be destroyed by the frost, Hitler, we could not be enslaved by Napoleon, remember the history of our state. And now, fucking, we are being destroyed! Every year, a million Russians die, and instead of them, illegal immigrants are pumped into our cities! I have non-Russian friends, but these are isolated cases, because there are so many more gastarbayters, ugly bastards who cut my friends with knives for the emblem of the imperial flag on the jacket, trying to rape my girlfriends (happiness that we were around), do you need to continue? We are destroyed just as Hitler destroyed us, but they do it from within, they conquer us from within. The nation is dying. And if we will be patient, then soon there will be no more Russians, and this will mean that our ancestors fought in vain.
And your provocations go through the woods. If my children go to schools where there are more non-Russians than Russians, then I have lived in vain. No one calls for killing like stupid skinkheads. Don’t buy from them, don’t rent them housing, don’t help them, knock on them with mints, promote these ideas, etc. Together we are strength.
"We are Russians, we will all overcome" (c) Alexander Vasilyevich Suvorov.
Plus, minus, squeeze and so on. If at least one person thought about it, then this whole writing was not in vain.

On the island of Reunion (French territory) there is some weather stand, which should inform curious tourists about the weather for today. It looks like this: a heavy rope is hanged on the rope and the following explanations are given to it:
Water is wet, it is raining.
Dry water - no rain
Shadow of the shadow - Sunny
White spot on the galley - it is snowing
I can't see the cloud.
The Wind - The Wind
The earthquake rises - earthquake
There is no more cyclone.

The girl is in confusion: the insider said Skype to put, and she does not have a webcam - how will it work??? I say that Skype is like ASKA. A moment of thoughtfulness, "Maybe a cocktail, but the boss said to put!"

In the smoking.
Stephanie - Do you think the movie "Millionaire from the Dungeons" is worth eight Oscars?
I - I think they were given to him for courage, because they held back the whole film and didn't dance.

Maybe two halves of one whole is a grave.

And it was in the sixties... Next, from the first person: My neighbor, Kolya,
The carrier in the store, at the dimensions of the heavyweight-stangist
Another time again. He fell asleep and called the doctor for a certificate.
A bell at the door. There was a doctor, a gentle man under 60. with such
Approximately the weight. He enters the wheel. A minute from the neighbor.
Terrible noise and screams. I am jumping. This doctor with all his strength melted Cole!
With Matt and Fan. Collie is stuck in the corner and afraid to turn around. Come here
I took the doctor to the kitchen. He says, “I am going in. This crap requires
The certificate is hospital. I immediately refused. He started threatening me.
Here it broke me. I spent 17 years in camps. Since the 37th year. 10 is
He worked as a doctor there for the last few years. Urki tried to squeeze me - I turned away.
But I did not give lip certificates. Okay, I’ll give him three days now.
after the battle.”
Cole went to work the next day. Three years later, I finished evening school.
5 to the Institute. He does not drink. He walks with a suit and a tie.
Greetings the first. Married a beautiful girl. I wanted to find
The doctor, but he was already dead... Cole was very broken!

The husband calls his wife:
You are where?
In the Nora...
Where? →? to
“Well, in the north that you bought me!”! to
“Dumb, not in Nora, but in Reno... I’m glad I didn’t buy you a Peugeot.

View from the balcony:
There are two gopniks in trenniks, a sports jacket, a hat on a mole, ears choking, a cigarette in the teeth, one clearly drunk singing:
I don’t think I’m going to be frozen, I’m not going to be frozen.
- Silent you fool, there are full of hobbits, there will be still...

When I was a child, my mother tied me to a chair so that I couldn’t get stuck.

What do we know about telescopes?

1st They live in a bunker, in a world where they live (survived?) Only they, the rabbits and the vacuum cleaner.
2nd Telescopes are human-like cyborgs with embedded screens, through which they maintain communication with the outer world of another planet unclearly - what they see is possible, only the recording and those people have long been dead.
Three They eat synthetic food.
4 is They are regularly brainwashed (we will embrace, telephone!!!) Per they are constantly taking drugs-hallucinogens (the sun-child?!!)
They will obey the voice of the reproducer who controls their lives.

Why is?
The Option 1. In the distant future, a nuclear disaster occurred. Telepusics parasitize on the remains of the former civilization.
The option 2. Telepusics is a scientific experiment. They are held with unknown goals in an isolated territory. Maybe scientists are experimenting with the creation of a new society.
The Option 3. Telepuzics are colonizing another planet, or they have colonized, but it’s been so long that they’ve forgotten... well, in short, a remake of the Universe’s Passages.

Conclusion
Based on this, the genre of transmission is a post-apocalyptic totalitarian anti-utopia.