SMS's (10:03:14 21/04/2010)
Amy is gesture.

SMS's (10:03:42 21/04/2010)
Luckily, a man came in deaf and managed to explain with gestures that vodka was delicious and I was beautiful.

I saw on the wall a sheet of A4 with the inscription “Hello, I’m happy!” and the signature with the pen “Hello, happiness, how close you are!”
My mood has improved. :)

N Novgorod

I forgot to take the file from work yesterday...I rushed home. Did you send it to me on mail?
YYY: What is the file? How is it called?
xxx: "unnamed26(2).jpg" Try through search. I don’t remember where I left it.
YYY: There is a search...
YYY: There is a search...
YYY: There is a search...
yyy: the search did not yield results (((
X: Fuck, what is it? Try in the folder "April" to search?
You’d better write to Alan. She works for me, and I am on vacation today.
XXX: Are you still at home? Why was I looking?
Yyy: I wanted to help ))))

Dizair (22:28:45 20/04/2010)
My husband is here, I am roasting.

Dizair (22:29:06 20/04/2010)
My husband really doesn’t want a second child, I told him about the delay, but he wrote on a paper, monthly sticked on his forehead, came to me and grit we came.

18:52 Hi my dear!!! : *
18 and 52
18:45 What are you not saying?
02.02 Where are you?? to
19.04 Okay and okay, damn
20.01 What does that mean?
20.01 You don't want to talk - you can say
20.02 and not to build out of yourself.
20:32 Do you think I don't know what Lenka has said to you about me?
20:38 What is it with you?? to
20:39 And you are the glory of the goat!! to
20:39 I didn't expect that from you.
20:39 I hate you, fuck you!!!!! to

I hated the construction perforator until the Tajiks doing the repairs under the window started singing.

KaBBe: here are the stereotypes of the USSR: everyone doesn’t care that you have a 400W computer working for a day, the cupcakes are kilowatts, washing machines, microwaves - but the 11W lamp must be turned off if you left the room for more than 5 minutes!!!!! to

ZED: The Tolkinians who spotted the Hobbit took the pizzed rings from the house to Eyjafjallajökull to save the world from evil... with thousands of them!

From Lenty.ru
In Moldova, the doctor of historical sciences Vyacheslav Stavile calculated the amount of damage that, in his opinion, was inflicted on the republic from being in the USSR.As the historian claims, the amount of damage is $ 28 billion. According to him, by compensation the republic could, for example, receive Russian gas for free for 85 years.

Fuck, I would like to say, you would be sick with the Nazis without us, and if we sent you all your fucking Moldavians home as a compensation? Are you going to suck because there is nowhere else to work? Who to support!

I heard that Americans studying Russian fall into horror and hysteria, from the task of writing the name Shishigin.

News on mail: "Leader of the KPRF demands to dismiss Serdyukov and cancel the EGE"
Let’s support our collective unconscious, because it’s too long :(

On Saturday watched the match Saturn-Spartak, commentator burned, describing Yakubko:
Look what data he has!
190 height, 89 centimeters of combat weight! Only the walls are broken!

Not only that 89 cm is uncomfortable to wear, but also to carve them walls :)))

In the forum:
1 Selling of Navea
2 Photographs posted

xxx: Mastery is when in the explanatory note to the graduate project the phrase "do not lie in the working system - can fucking" it gets to swallow for 1.5 pages...

c) M-Fabian

There are snakes in which even the black strip in life is made of chocolate... ><

to this:
<Punx> Since 1861, the Russian people have been striking rights. Up to 2 percent.
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Alexander II left in 1881.
I need to reshape...

Overnight with a friend. His windows go out to the busy highway.
When I get used to the silence at home, I start to whisper:
- Well, you can't sleep, you would have put yourself even glass packs, cars, you understand, ride...
“It’s not a car,” replies the friend, “it’s the sea that makes noise... Imagine... the beach... the sea... the blue waves rush onto the shore and, swinging, pull back... Run... and roll back... Their smooth noise makes dreams... The sweet wind refreshes the sun-heated skin... the waves make noise... I believe I’m almost asleep... Here, the noise of the sea interrupts the loud crash – a motorcycle without an extinguisher.
The voice of a friend:
A light motor boat passed through the Gulf.

xxx: I was called from "***" they said that they are taking me to work, that they are all satisfied even what I wrote in the column "your shortcomings"))
YYY: And what did you write there?
I like to throw dirty socks around the apartment.
YYY: XD

I watched Supernatural and understood. How this is not new. Even my grandfather, with the help of salt and a twist, removed from his apple tree all uncleanness.

Two Captains of Evidence:
A man comes to a friend. He approaches the entrance, calls the housephone. The further dialogue:
Allo
Where are you?
Home and where are you?